Friday, April 17, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Move over, Twyla Babe-Sucker, you've got company on the New Moon set: Her name's Julie Bone-Jumper.

But first, gotta say: It's almost as if Twilight creator Stephenie Meyer made sure the contract stated that her angst-ridden teeny vampire love story be cast only with equally pale, angst-ridden love-torn young actors.

Such is the case with Twyla Babe-Sucker, star of our last Twilight Vice installment. And it's certainly the case, as well, for Ms. JBJ.

And Julie, like Twyla, has another love...

Though, we must admit, Julie's man isn't nearly as jealous as Twyla's cranky, twitching freakazoid of a BF. Still, he's not exactly thrilled that Julie's been all-too-obviously jonesing for one of her humpy Twilight costars, who isn't exactly hiding his feelings for Julie, either.

Now, can we be honest here?

As perfecto as Ms. Babe-Sucker's tastes may be, it simply must be stated—plain and stud-simple—that I do think Julie's going gonzo for the hunkier dude. I can def see why she's considering dumping the full-time BF for a sweet little fling with the muscled costar in question. Who wouldn't?

Just wonder if it would last (so, too, no doubt, would certain Twilight powers that be).

I mean, Nikki Reed probably would have launched on this dude at the first table reading! Wonder if she did...

Oh, and I've had it with E!'s snitty, pearl-and-cardigan wearing lawyers. I'm Twittering the next set of clues. Follow my ass and make some guesses. Screw old-time snail blolumns.

It Ain't: Nikki Reed, Elizabeth Reaser, Rachelle Lefevre

31 comments:

palealebrew10 said...

It's either Twilight or gays with Ted, isn't it. I've grown bored. I get it-everyone on the Twilight set is in love and lust with each other and nearly everyone in Hollywood is gay. Got it.

Now must have coffee. And I'll throw in Ashley Greene for the girl.

Mooshki said...

HUH?

Pookie said...

idk a thing about twilight, it's stars or it's twi-hard fans, and i couldn't give a crap...but this is one fun Ted BI, for once.

Green Wave Gal said...

I'm not a tweeter or twitterer or whatever people who tweet are called (nothing against it, I just can't take another distraction!)...can someone forward the clues...not sure why I care considering I haven't seen Twilight...but oh well. :)

Kristen S. said...

I'm with Mooshki....whu?

lyz said...

I have no idea what that said.

WBotW said...

Ashley Greene for the girl and either Kellan Lutz or Taylor Lautner for the guy (although I think Taylor's too young for her... so likely Kellan).

vitazza said...

Rob Pattison Tweets Jacsson Rathboure(sp) I think Tweets!!
I think its Kristen ant Lutz( Jasper)

Impertinent Vixen said...

Twyla is Kristen Stewart? That's all I got. Ted is sooooooo into the slangy talk his blinds make my brain hurt.

Jill said...

I think Twyla and her Twilight boy are Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson, and Julie Bone Jumper and her boy are Ashley Greene/Kellan Lutz.

Lame.

Babs said...

I'll join the Mooshki & Kristen S. club - I have no idea who any of these people (the Twilight gang) are, and frankly don't care.

Oops - my age is showing again.

Goodgrief said...

I wanna join the I don't care about Twilight club. I read about half way through and decided I really didn't care enough to continue.

stiffkittens said...

All i got was Ted's an asshat.

DNfromMN said...

Kellan is either crazy in love with Annalynne McCord over on the 90210 set or gay.

I'm saying hunky guy is that new wolf dude Alex Meraz. Don't know who the girl is.

Pookie said...
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Pookie said...

lol, stiffkittens! (your comment made our entire office crack up, thank you!)

sunnyside1213 said...

Don't think Kellan is gay.

stiffkittens said...

:* Pookie
It's awesome that you all read CDAN!

amazonblue said...

I'm starting to think Lainey is feeding him this stuff.

She's all into Twilight and she did a shout out thanks to Ted for mentioning her.

Nature Girl said...

Finally read Twilight after a friend lent it to me. A couple of weeks ago I was out on a girls night with 5 other ladies (all in their 30's) and I was the ONLY one who hadn't read it yet! It was good read, but not THAT good...

Nikki Reed is neither Twyla or Julie (according to the nots). She's been f***ing Rob Pattinson in Vancouver, leaving with him from dinners and such, when Kristin leaves with her long-time BF.

Twyla is probably Rachel Lefevre (minor character). She's supposedly dating Jamie Thomas King, from The Tudors. The blind mentions that her BF is recognizable.

I have no idea who this Julie is supposed to be. Probably another minor character that no one really cares about.

Pookie said...

stiffkittens, yup, we do. :)

we're a small co. (or, as we like to call it, a "boutique agency", teehee), and we're all totally into enty.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I have no idea what I just read, all I can think is "I wish MY last name was Bone-Jumper!"

Sylvia said...

lol@bone-jumper

I never get Ted's blinds. Just get me more confuse plus a headache.

kariodi said...

So a bunch of attractive, young people are making a movie and fooling around together? Wow, Ted, how scandalous!

Brit Brit said...

I Think dakota fanning joined the twilight cast.

Sylvia said...

She did, suppose to be one of the real bad vamps.

maggiemei said...

ok, here are the Twitter clues:hint on tomorrow morning's #blindvice, it's NOT #kristenstewart, but close...think perkier, bit sweeter

#twilight Vice clue #2: Why is it the sweeter, more approachable girls always end up with the hotter (badder) studs?

but will it last between Julie and her #Twilight muscle stud? Probably why she's hesitating

But Julie's not dumb. She's going in for the very sexy ride, super smart girl!

Oh, and Twyla Babe-Sucker is getting jealous, forgot to add!

Twyla's wondering did she choose the right stud she can't even talk about anyway? (Just sometimes, no worries, we all do that.)

Julie from today's #blindvice, also, is privately the shy one, Twyla just pretends to be

maggiemei said...

oh, and my guess is Ashley and Jackson RathBONE. She is supposedly dating Ian Somerhalder.

I can't believe i know this.

genesis said...

I know more about the twilight gossip than I do about the actual series and plot but even I'm annoyed by Ted's asshattery garbage talk. Speak normal ffs

audieh_1 said...

I read Twilight a couple weeks ago. It was an ok book--certainly not the best or the worst book I have ever read. I think I prefer the Harry Potter series. I have no clue about any of the actors in the movie cast, and at this point don't really care if they are all having an orgy on set. I just wish Ted would write a blind item without all the extra crap and cutesy names.

B626 said...

Ted's colorful language is starting to morph into a Shakespearian quality.
Speake plain English, man!