Thursday, April 09, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This foreign born singer who has been in this space before, doesn't even disguise her dislike of her celebrity husband. When she is drunk, her favorite game is to put her husband on speaker phone and let everyone around her listen while she yells at him, calls him names, and humiliates him as much as possible. No matter what though, he still hasn't left.

45 comments:

Mary said...

Avril

J said...

avril and derryck

why doesn't she just dump him and move the hell on?

ECFan said...

This BI makes me wish Celine Dion's husband was a celebrity.

ECFan said...

Avril and her equal short husband? WTF is she even famous? She had 2 screechy-sounding hits 5 years ago.

pomme said...

she's a very nice person,this Lavigne!(sarcasm)

Mooshki said...

Speaking of the devil, she just got Fugged!

Sylvia said...

LOLOL

Lauren said...

Tommy Mottola & Thalia

Karmen said...

Wudda bitch.

LauraM said...

Ooooh.... Interesting guess, Lauren. But I think I'll go with the Avril guess. remember, she has no respect for him whatsoever. She practically cheats on him openly. I don't understand why he's still with her though. Oh I know, he does whatever he wants as well, but hides it well and doesn't even pay attention to her when she's humiliating him. He doesn't care whether she's there or not. and that's why she behaves the way she does. Great marriage, huh?

Cooper's Mom said...

yep, i throw my hat into the avril ring! She really is a pathetic excuse for a human being.. urgh.

Mrs.M5 said...

but would you consider Canadian born foreign born? i don't really think of Canadians as foreigners...hhhmmm, i could be wrong, though

Krissie K said...

Avril and her husband are both from Canada right? How is she foreign born? I don't think its Avril but I have no guesses tbh.

Pookie said...

well, seeing as how canada is not in the u.s., but is a neighbor, then yes, native-born canadians are "foreign born" to u.s. americans. same as our neighbors to the south, mexico, they too, altho a neighboring country, if they are born in mexico, they too are foreign born to u.s. americans.

apply same concept to every other country.

story said...

Vanessa Paradis / Johnny Depp?

J said...

Foreign does not necessarily mean "European"

Can't speak for everyone, but Canada is "foreign" to me!

lol

J said...

Foreign does not necessarily mean "European"

Can't speak for everyone, but Canada is "foreign" to me!

lol

Eileenie McMeanie said...

Avril

ardleigh said...

Wow the $$$ must be really good for anyone to stay with someone who treats them like that. Let's face it, it has to be they stay for MONEY or they have no self-respect. The majority of us would likely tell ShrewYou where to step off and what bus to do it infront of.

parissucksliterally said...

Avril.

jax said...

avril.

type that into google to translate if you need Mrs.5, you may not speak Canadian..lol.

nunaurbiz said...

Is Avril's husband really considered a "celebrity" husband, tho? He's in a band, but does that make him celebrity husband?

Ed said...

Is Fergie foreign?

Just trying to be different

selenakyle said...

I haven't looked at guesses yet, and am guessing.....Mel B.

selenakyle said...

Oh, well...looks like y'all got it wrapped.

Jax--glad you're still hooked on! Sounded like your daytime internet was getting axed or something...

Harriet Hellfire said...

Canada is foreign to me and I LIVE here.

GladysKravitz said...

Thank God for Canada. They are better neighbors to us than we are to them. But just because someone is a good neighbor doesn't mean they live with you. Canada is definitely a foreign country. To begin with, they have sane marriage laws--and far fewer religious zealots.

GladysKravitz said...

Oh and completely Avril. But maybe her husband kind of likes being humiliated. Not much other explanation.

B626 said...

WHY get married in the 1st place...

NYer said...

so much for sk8terbois...

Mrs.M5 said...

yikes! sorry for not knowing the right thing! i live in Washington state, i'm surrounded by Canadians 24/7! hahahaha! i'll go back to being blissfully ignorant now! hahaha!

shakey said...

Derek Whippedly is hardly celebrity. Can't even remember when I heard of his band doing anything.

I kind of like the Mel B guess - but would Ent call her a singer? And is her husband really a celebrity, or just a known douche?

I don't have any guesses yet...

Ross said...

Katie Price (Jordan) and Peter Andre. She's English, he's Australian. Both are in LA at the moment.

He has said before that she is the devil when she drinks.

She has a very cruel sense of humour.

Jerry said...

Avril Lavigne my ass. I always thought she was really April Levine, a pissy Jewish girl from Great Neck.

Judi said...

LOLOL, Jerry!!! Hilarious!
Count me as a Canuck lover, too. Just can't deal with the winters.

Katie said...

Avril is ridiculous, but come now. Derryck is in no way a celebrity, and I do listen to Sum 41. So this has to be someone else. She just treats him like garbage!!!

SUE said...

Catherine Z-J and Michael Douglas.

Christella M said...

I have on VERY good authority that Avril & Deryck are in an OPEN relationship because they are each other's beards.

D loves the D and A loves the V. So much for being born again, huh?

how do I know this? not only did i grow up in her hometown and was BFF with her semi-retarded little sister, I ALSO currently work in the music industry and hear the rumblings that go on.

shakey said...

So Christella is from Napanee. Are you saying her sister is semi-retarded because she's an idiot, or is she really mentally slow?

JessieE said...

lolol at I "was BFF with her semi-retarded little sister."

Crack me up.

Christella M said...

She is a complete and total idiot. Ironically their parents are really nice, and their older brother is okay, too. A and her sister are quite stupid and extreeeemely slutty.

I don't think A is 100% gay, but defffffinitely bi! There is video footage from hs to prove that one.

City Councilman Doug said...

Huh. Christella posted at 3:24 pm on Friday. There has been no explosive "Star caught in bi-sexual tempyst!!

C'mon Christella
Tits or GTFO!

Rocket Queen said...

GladysKravits - thanks from a Canuck! :)

I guess Puerto Rico doesn't qualify as 'foreign' for you guys, huh? Sounds like La Lopez to me :)

But yeah, Avril ftw. You guys can keep her, if you'd like???

slappywhyte said...

i thought J-Lo too possibly

ninecap said...

Russel Crowe's wife is a singer, no?...and obviously very brave!