Thursday, April 23, 2009

Today's Blind Items

As a guy, this one is extremely painful to write. This A list movie actor who was also a star on television has a scene in a recent movie where he strips down to his underwear. Because of the lighting no one noticed anything amiss. It was only when the movie was being edited that his penile piercing was noticed through the underwear. A large piercing that had to be digitally removed.

63 comments:

Goodgrief said...
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califblondy said...

Where do guy's get pierced down there? I don't understand how it would show through underwear.

That hurts just typing it.

Goodgrief said...

I was thinking Clooney. Don't know if he has any underwear scenes tho.

Jillian S. said...

Johnny Depp?

Goodgrief said...

I have a friend that is a paramedic and he got a call about a guy that had passed out. Turns out the guy had a prince albert and it became infected. The guy had to have a "dickectomy" or whatever it is.

amazonblue said...

Bruce Willis?

pomme said...

why do i think Georges Clooney?

MontanaMarriott said...

WHy is this a BI???
So what he has a piercing, SPILL IT ENTY

shazzzba said...

I'M A GIRL....AND I FEEL THE PAIN...
WHY ? JUST WHY ?

Jillian S. said...

Will Smith?
Tom Cruise likes his men kinky.

nancer said...

i can't see clooney doing that. willis, maybe.

Goodgrief said...

Considering Clooney's type of woman, I wouldn't put anything past him.

-amanda- said...

who cares?
why is this a blind item??

Anotheramy said...

My first thought was Clooney too.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

D to the E to the P to the P.....

labgrrl said...

Leo??? Clooney??? Will Smith???

Audrey said...

I like the Bruce Willis guess...

Green Wave Gal said...

My first thought was Will Smith too, Jillian! Is this the Jillian S that I know?!?!

THREE BEES HONEY said...

so who's been in their undies in a movie recently? I have no idea

farmgirl said...

I like Will Smith for this one, too.

Quintessential Southerner said...

i wish it were keanu. ;)

i remember this pic i saw with a guy's peen being pierced, it actually looked appealing. but you have to keep it clean!

lutefisk said...

next time he should consider boxers, & save the studio the time & money.

BinkyM said...
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wade said...

Hugh Jackman maybe?

nunaurbiz said...

Funneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Napoleon In Rags said...

Male genital piercings = awesome. I was once with a guy who was loaded down there and it was like a "ribbed for her pleasure" condom turned to eleven.

No clue who it is, but they just became a bit more attractive far as I'm concerned. ;)

Jessica said...

I think it's someone like Vin Diesel or one of those action star types.

Miss said...

Mmmm...Prince Albert's are awesome

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

James Franco came to my mind. Is be considered A list yet? His TV show was Freaks and Geeks.

DNfromMN said...

I'm with Enty on this, I do not understand a Prince Albert. I don't find it attractive, and I can't imagine it ever feeling comfortable.

I'm thinking it's Depp or Will Smith. Clooney's too clean-cut.

DNfromMN said...

Just went through Random Photos. It couldn't be John Travolta, could it? I don't remember him stripping down to his underwear.

Jillian S. said...

Yup, tis I!

Jillian S. said...

TMI but interesting-
I remember Travis Barker once told a story on Loveline about his c-piercing. He said he got it cuz his GF at the time wanted to try it, but once it was done it irritated her so he had to take it out. To this day, he claims he drips out of the existing hole whenever he urinates.

Jenny S said...

What about Shia? Did tv, should be A list and he's young, more likely to get pierced?

Rocket Queen said...

Lol - I just spent the last half an hour educating myself about PAs...my boyfriend and I are going to have a chat tonight ;)

Miss said...

right on! Rocket Queen.. like all piercings there is chance for infection but done but a good professional and making sure after care instructions are followed to a 'tee' then usually the PA's come out just fine. Its not everyone's cup of tea.. but for those who dig it.. happy times for everyone involved!

Miss said...

*that was supposed to be BY a good professional*

Rocket Queen said...

Thank you indeed! You and Napoleon tweaked my interest!

J said...

I've always been curious, how does the PA work with condoms?

Anybody?

jax said...

ladies and men, only bone a dude you know with one of these.
the infection and pain that women get from doing pieced guys is quite common and a great disease carrier.

protect yo kinky asses!

jax said...

J- they don't normally see above.

Mooshki said...

After seeing my friend's belly button piercing get infected, there's no way I'd let a needle near any of my sensitive parts. OW!!!

Mooshki said...

Oh, and after seeing "The Sweetest Thing," I wouldn't want my guy to have one either. OW!!!

kathryn said...

It is 100% NOT Clooney.  Trust.

Audrey said...

i like the shia guess...clooney or depp would have been 'a++' or something...shia was on the even stevens...plus he looks like he would do it

Goodgrief said...

To throw another name out there is Peirce Brosnan. He is an older family man, can't really see him doing this though.

Idiot Watcher said...

Ha ha, "Pierce" Brosnan.

amazonblue said...

I have another name to throw into the mix, how about Jaime Foxx?

Has anyone seen The Soloist? Any scenes with Foxx in his undies?

juicy said...

hmmm, spill Kathryn!

Cheryl said...

Ashton Kutcher?

Jesse D said...

Well, in my experience, the PA is nothing exciting at all. *yawn* It really is HOW you use it. Not what you've pierced it with.

ms snarky said...

totally Bruce Willis. he's at that stage where he's compensating for being a little old.

Peter said...

Jamie Foxx wouldn't surprise me at all. Then again, neither would Robert Downey, Jr.

ImpeachmentWatch said...

Johhny Depp TV - 21 Jump St

monalisa999 said...

I like the "Pierce" answer even though the image is very disturbing. owie.

e & d said...

depp all the way

Kerriann said...

Matthew Perry - 17 again

sauvage said...

Dear J,

as far as I know condoms shouldn't be a problem because usually the ends of the piercing are round - so they won't penetrate condoms. I've slept with one PAded (don't you just love that expression?) guy and there was no problem at all with the condom. Glad to be of assistance :-)

califblondy said...

Wasn't the Soloist filmed a couple of years ago? If it's RDJ or JF, this would be an old BI.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking Clooney all the way, the movie is Burn After Reading

bionic bunny! said...

i have a hunch "leaking" when peeing is bullshit. if that were the case he'd be in a lot more trouble than that.
i just can't even imagine. ugh. no groinal or noses. ick, ick, ick.
i do, however, have some serious questions for jax! :)

Osafp said...

I took mine out a couple of years ago, although I can still put in a large gauge (i.e. small size) ring and start stretching it again. It felt great, but the BF didn't like it. I miss it.

ihpguy said...

A lesson for all:

Two ways to do the piercing. Either through the urethra and called a Prince Albert or through the frenum, which is the loose skin under the glans.

Second, PA's can be messy as the stream of urine can split into two sprays.

The joke is that this actor had to know and he cost his studio, i.e. employer/salary payer a sum of money for the digital work.