Ali Lohan's Education Is Adequite
Over the past week, both the NY Daily News and People Magazine have obviously jumped on the CDAN bandwagon and asked the question, when in the f**k does Ali Lohan go to school? Last week Dina told the NY Daily News that Ali is home schooled and wouldn't say anymore. This week she added a little bit to that. She says, "Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school. It's the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade. It's a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in."
OK, first of all. Dina has previously stated she had to pull Ali out of school so there is a lie. Not that I expect anything less from Dina. Second of all, Lindsay is probably one of the dumbest people I have ever seen so I am not sure that I would be using her as the poster child for this kind of education. And finally, I HATE more than anything in the world when someone says a line like her last one about the fact it is a program in which celebrities are enrolled. What? So because it is filled with celebrities it is a great education? Do they have some kind of access to education of which the rest of us cannot access? Did she say this to make us jealous? Is it only for celebrities or can anyone who thinks really highly of themselves and is a pain in the ass enroll their kids there as well?
I'm seriously pissed. She is rubbing that crap in our faces and saying they are celebrities and we are not and so they need to go to things which are for celebrities and they can't be around any people who are not in their world.
Dina says she devotes her life to her four children. Uh huh. The ones who make her money. The rest of them can shove it. Where is Cody? Is he in the special program for celebrities? Hell no. She probably has him living in Long Island with his grandmother going to regular school and if I were him I would be pissed at reading these quotes too.
As for why Ali needs to be home schooled, Ali is "working, working hard. She's recording, and she's working on a fashion line. Ali has also been supporting her sister."
Is it possible to run yourself over in your own car, because I really feel like doing that at lunch. Oh, and lest you forget the other one. The older sister, "is working extremely hard. Her spray tan line sold more than 100,000 units at Sephora in one day."
I find that number extremely hard to believe. There are only 750 stores in the entire world which means each store would have had to sell well over 100 all on the same day. I understand they have online sales, but when is the last time you went into a store and they stocked more than 10 of something? And do you really see 100,000 people rushing to order it online? If it is true than there are 100,000 ignorant people who need to ask the question if this product is so good why does Lindsay always look so damn awful and splotchy?
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Remember in the South Park movie when the Baldwins were bombed and killed? How come that can't happen to the Lohans except in real life?
Dina is off her rocker. No need to get too pissed about what she says. The world is laughing AT her and she just keeps running her mouth. It's pretty much blown up in her face and she still hasn't seem to catch on. Her daughter is a joke who fell from fame FAST and she's still holding on to the memory of her daughter's 15 minutes.
That is the best pic of Ali that I have ever seen and she still looks 30.
"Is it possible to run yourself over in your own car, because I really feel like doing that at lunch."
teehee!
seriously tho, it's very sad this "mother" is so delusional. how long till ali ends up like lindsay? :(
THere is another son, Michael Jr., who I believe went off to an actual university. So, 1 out of 4 ain't bad, I guess.
Lindsays working hard to sell crap spray tan by showing up drunk/high/cranked off her rocker to promotional events?
Sure, Dina,sure. And yes, you WERE a Rockette. I totally believe it.
yesterday we were talking about how dirty our kitchen floor was in the office. It started the "The kitchen floor's so dirty..."
I finished it with that even Lindsay Lohan wouldn't do coke off of it!
That tells you how dirty our damn office kitchen floor is!
Would that be the University of Adderall, then?
She is home schooled on the stripper pole. There is a special place in hell for this woman and her ex-husband.
Funny-Gloria Allred-aka Gloria All about me-and a former child star are all up the butt of the Octo Mom, but this piece says her 15 year old is -WORKING WORKING HARD, Recording, and WORKING on a fashion line. And being home schooled? In what? How to get a good airfare to HI? How to apply self tanner? This whole family is a joke.
Can we ban them?
I feel really bad for Lindsay she literally has no one around her with common sense to help her out.
Her mom is useless.
Her father is a waste of space.
Her so-called friends are only using her for drugs and to get into clubs.
Most people who usually get help for drug addiction/anorexia usually have one strong person in their life who tells it how it is and act as a sold foundation.
She has no one....
Strong family=good foundation for life people.
I'm still giggling about this headline.
Since when does a child need to be pulled out of school "to support her sister"??
I second that Ban, Califblondy!!!
I laughed that she said "It's a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in."
Ali isn't a celebrity (in the real world.)
So delusional.
"Do they have some kind of access to education of which the rest of us cannot access?"
We all have access to it. It's called Kindergarten. The rest of us moved way beyond that when we were 5 or so. Being pissed about that is like being pissed about missing out on remedial toilet plunging.
Inhale.... exhale... count your lucky stars that you didn't have to ride the short bus to a "special" celebrity school.
I know this is a bit off-topic, but would someone PLEASE tell these three to cut their hair once in a while? I'm convinced it would help them all look age-appropriate (though Dina's fighting THAT tooth and fake-nail) and just...neater.
And it's less likely to fall in your coke. Hey, I can be practical!
Mother is not a good example for Mother of the Year. Nor is the father.
Stop. Writing. About. Lohans. They are only 'celebrities' because paps and bloggers, etc. give them the time of day.
HAHAHAAAAA! LOVE the headline, Enty.
"Adequite" gets me every time.
LOL Enty!
I really can't get around how messed up in the head Dina is (and how she got that way...)
This is why i wish for selective breeding/mass non-permanent sterilization when i blow out B-Day candles.
Adequite is Robert Altman favorite word.I just saw it on dvd.
step your game up cdan you credit almost as low as x17.
It is possble to run yourself over with your own car, in fact:
http://cbs13.com/local/teen.ghost.riding.2.1003147.html
lol@AnnMarie
Please can't someone run over Dina with their car instead? Pretty please?
HOW? How did this waste of space get to be famous?
Karma, where are you when we need you to make the Lohans go away for good?
If you ask me, Dina should be wearing that shirt that Cheyenne Jackson is wearing that sez "CA. Penal Code Section 266h" [pimp].
LOL, true dat, PJ.
Ali Lohan is a celebrity?
Poor Lindsay never had a chance. She at least appeared to have a little talent. Can't say the same for Ali.
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