Friday, May 29, 2009

Gisele Bundchen Isn't Having A Baby?


I will be honest, I don't really pay very close attention to most of the pregnancy stories or engagement stories because most of them don't interest me and most of the time they are not true or the engagement ends after a day and so it all seems kind of like a waste of time. That being said, I am not a complete idiot and do read or at least skim most of the stories and I could have sworn, that Gisele or someone from her camp said she was pregnant. I know there were rumors but then I thought Kneepads or someone confirmed the whole thing.

Well, if she is pregnant it is news to her husband and most likely baby daddy Tom Brady. I mean she isn't cheating right? She didn't go to the Clay Aiken School of Impregnation Arts did she? After practice yesterday Tom was asked if Gisele was pregnant and he said, "No." Clear enough for you?

The thing is, he added another line shortly thereafter which is really kind of strange. He said, "One is enough." Have you ever read an interview with Gisele? She wants to give Octo-Mom a run for her money. Gisele wants a houseful of kids and Tom must know this and so him saying one is enough is either going to get him some serious couch time or he is just kidding around with everyone about the whole thing. If your wife is running around saying she wants ten kids he must have known this when he married her. So, unless he married her for her hotness. Oh. Oh. Yep. Couch time for Tom.

P.S. Tom Brady plays for the New England Patriots. Why on earth would he be wearing a Yankees cap? Even if he doesn't like the Red Sox, that seems like a big slap in the face.

18 comments:

whole_lotto _luv said...

He obviously didn't bother discussing it with her. No matter, since they'll probably be divorced in 2 years or less.

Jen said...

What a douche Tom Brady is for wearing a Yankees hat.

Ms Cool said...

Tom Brady is a tool.

Jen said...

I honestly didn't read your last sentence. My gut told me to type "douche" in the comments. What a douche.

And her? She's so "full of life" it's infuriating. Every interview she gives sounds like she's front row at Carnivale while the interviewer records her quips about how vibrant she is.

Daria said...

Brady lies about his personal life a lot. He said he wasn't engaged or whatever and then got married 8 days later. He just flat out LIES. Why not just say, "that's personal, no comment"? Whatev.

Pookie said...

"Clay Aiken School of Impregnation Arts "!!!! omg, lololololinfinity!

time to quote the age old truth again: it'll end how it started.

their lack of communication regarding child bearing/rearing? ah. and so the beginning of the end...

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Brady denied it, and Brady historically says the opposite of the truth.

Cirs said...

This is an old picture and TB was tortured for his wearing of the Yankees fan and the following week he practically wore a red sox hat 24/7. Clearly she wasnt influencing him fashion and policitically as she is now.....

DNfromMN said...

Well, it could still be early. Since a really high number of first-time pregnancies end up miscarrying in the first trimester, it might not be time to talk about it yet.

I can't see her putting up with the weight she'd gain by getting pregnant. She'll be happy to steal Bridget's baby away from her. Team Bridget!

Mooshki said...

I thought she had confirmed the pregnancy too. Eh, we'll find out one way or another in a few months. :)

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Tom Brady plays for the New England Patriots. Why on earth would he be wearing a Yankees cap? Even if he doesn't like the Red Sox, that seems like a big slap in the face.Brady played at Michigan with, and is good friends with, Drew Henson, who was drafted by, and played for (briefly at the MLB level) the Yankees. That's why he has and wears the Yankee cap.

Garden Keeper said...

Wow. So much misinformation in such little space. The Drew Henson comment is interesting but not convincing. Henson has left the Yankees long ago. Brady has also expressed his admiration for Jeter as someone who lives a life without making it public drama (A-Roid).

But the reality is much more simple.

He wears a Yankees cap when he was visiting G in NYC. He wears Red Sox caps often (although not always) when in New England. Much of it is just trying to fit in and proceed unnoticed.

Lisa said...

Brady has also expressed his admiration for Jeter as someone who lives a life without making it public drama (A-Roid).

Wrong Tom Brady and Arod are friends and,Tom has talk about this and has been seen hanging out with Arod.

Grace said...

Gisele married Tom to keep him away from Bridget. She has no intention of having kids; her ego is too big.

bionic bunny! said...

hey, i was born, raised, and married into USC territory, but every once in awhile i'll wear a notre dame shirt, because you just can't beat "touch down jesus".

http://store.justinhankins.com/products/touchdown_jesus

i also have a lot of georgia (go dawgs!) stuff because i lived in GA, but we hardly ever play them, so i don't get in as much trouble for that.

Mama Theresa said...

because the yankees rock. period.

Katja said...

West Virginia and Colorado have the best gear.. ok Washington a good third.. for the cheese :)

abigail7881 said...

BB, if you want to see another "touchdown Jesus" -- http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=2204587882