Jenny McCarthy has landed the big one. From now on she will be rich and will be given some sort of honorary title. No, minion wouldn't be a good title. Jenny has become the latest person to be blessed by Oprah and will soon have her own television show, magazine and Dr. Phil's sweet affection. Following in the footsteps of Phil and Rachael Ray, Jenny was signed to a deal by Harpo which should make her a billionaire sometime in the next year, give Jim Carrey a sidekick job if he can't get work, and give her an hour everyday to talk about how vaccines are ruining the world.
I'm happy for her. I didn't realize she was mogul material, but she certainly works her butt off, is funny and has written some best selling books so she does fit into the mold of an Oprahinion. Kind of a mashup with Oprah and minion. No? I will work on it. How about just onion? The magazine Onion might get mad though.
Jenny's first assignment was a blog on Oprah's website. Next week she will have her own television show. Probably in two weeks her own magazine and sometime in the next month or so she will be given a country. A small one to start.