Friday, May 29, 2009

Katie Price Back Together With Her Sex Tape Star


In what I am sure Katie Price's spokespeople will call the coincidence of all coincidences, her ex-boyfriend Dane Bowers split with his wife of 18 months approximately two days before Peter Andre decided to call it quits with Katie. If you will recall, when Katie and Peter split, Peter said there was another man. Well, Katie's people then said there was a guy, but the gentleman in question was gay and that Peter was looking for a reason to leave. Uh huh. Well then perhaps Katie can explain what her ex boyfriend's car was doing smashed to pieces outside her home. Although Dane wasn't at the scene, he was arrested for DUI shortly thereafter. He now says his car was stolen and he doesn't know how it ended up outside Katie's house.

But because Katie and Dane didn't bother getting their stories straight first, Katie's people said the two were just having a lovely chat and had not spoken to each other for years except for that night. Uh huh. I think what we have here is Katie and Dane doing the dance between the sheets and were discovered. Don't think so? Here is a quote from Dane's soon to be ex-wife.

‘He is no longer in the marital home. I don’t have anything to say about Kate and Dane, except each to their own.’

Sounds to me like she is actually taking the high road in this to a point. I am good at reading between the lines and I think she knows exactly what is going on between the two. If she didn't she would have said so. Instead she said she didn't have anything to say about them. I wonder how many times she caught him watching the sex tape he made with Katie Price.

18 comments:

Rocket Queen said...

Her breasts look utterly ridiculous. Congratulations to the women who look like this and serve as role models for young girls.

Lady J said...

Who is she?

Lady J said...

never mind i googled her. why is she famous?

DNfromMN said...

that is a sex tape I would NEVER want to watch.

Pookie said...

*awaits an "F*** YOU" moment from harvey*

Mooshki said...

Yes, Pookie. :)

merrick said...

Katie cheating, with a man? Really, I thought she was going all sapphic on us? Or was that just a smokescreen to hide her affair wit this guy?

DNfromMN said...

merrick I think you're confusing her with Jodie Marsh (who is also back on the peen)

whole_lotto _luv said...

I doubt any man would be having a "lovely chat" with her. She didn't get those boobs to jump-start intelligent discourse on the impact of subprime mortgages on the international economy.

figgy said...

I have no idea who either of these people are...?

merrick said...

DN, I could have sworn there were some reports of her get down and dirty with a girl in a club a couple weeks ago, right after the split, I recall see pics .. but then again I could have been dreaming!! LOL

Girly said...

Ok, Enty, I confess: I really liked Katie and Peter together. I fell in love with them on "I'm a Celebrity" and devoured episodes of their itv show.

monalisa999 said...

The super-imposed chest looks familiar, but who are those two people?

bionic bunny! said...

good lord! those things must have their own gravitational pull!

ardleigh said...

Will she fall over from being so topheavy? Is that why he is propping her up?

ahdaboom said...

rotfl, omg, she's a cartoon!

linnea said...

i must admit that in this split, i would put my weight behind peter andre getting custody of the kids... she seems rather unstable at the moment. They just have one kid together though, right? Or is it two?

Leah said...

Linnea- it is two, and she was rumored to have died their daughter's hair white-blond because she didn't like "gingers" and I don't think the daughter is even two yet.