Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Mel Gibson's Future Mother-In-Law Follows The Party Line


Mel Gibson's future mother-in-law surely has figured out who is going to be putting the butter on her bread so to speak. In an interview with People Magazine, Lyudmila Chernukha says that her daughter is not a home wrecker. Well, unless you are a really nasty parent you probably are not going to admit to a tabloid that your daughter wrecked a marriage. For the record I don't think Oksana Grigorieva wrecked the marriage. I think Mel Gibson did. I'm guessing Oksana came along at some point and may have given it a little push, but Mel probably did a fine job of wrecking things on his own.

As you know Mel has said in his court filings that he and his wife split up in October 2006. He did so to avoid having to split an even huger pile of money. Guess what? Lyudmila, without any prompting says that Mel broke up with his wife in 2006. Wow. She just threw that in there out of nowhere.

"He split up with his wife three years ago, so to suggest that she has broken up their marriage is rubbish," she says. "He was no longer with his wife so he was bound to meet some woman at some point, it just happened to be Oksana."

I like how she has firmly jumped aboard this train. Can you imagine that she gave the very same answer that Mel wants her to give? I'm guessing maybe that dear mom has some talking points to help her along with all of this. People, being the butt kissers they are didn't ask her about the house Mel had bought her daughter. I would love to see that answer. Think she wasn't coached? You might want to think again after this next quote. When asked about the possibility of Oksana being pregnant, Lyudmila said, "I can't say anything. Wait for the official statement from them."

Whoever coached her deserves a raise. I will say though that her non denial denial does sound like Oksana is pregnant. If the answer were no, she would just say Nyet. Instead though, she said wait for the official statement. Mel probably told her that if she spilled the beans, there wouldn't be a part in Lethal Weapon 5 for her.

Где, черт ближайший бар, мне нужно выпить.

22 comments:

Mooshki said...

I love your multilingual boozing, Enty!

(Babel Fish gave me "Where, features the nearest bar, I should drink.")

Carrie S. said...

I got "Where the hell nearest bar, I need a drink" from Google. This is fun!

whole_lotto _luv said...

Mooshki, you beat me to it.
Where, features the nearest bar, I should drink.

shakey said...

My Russian friend here at work said, "Where in the hell is the nearest bar? I need a drink."

Kind of sums up our day.

Thanks for giving her a good laugh, Ent.

whole_lotto _luv said...

And can I just say once again that this Oksana woman is fugly?

Mooshki said...

Dear Mel/Oksana, translating Russian is apparently way more interesting than you.

mngddess said...

This is what I truly hate about Mel. He preached the Catholic religion, got a private church built on his property, no birth control, and then he goes and does this. He is a ugly, ugly hypocrite. And not as good looking or as charming as he thinks.

whole_lotto _luv said...

lmao, how true that is!

jax said...

mng- don't forget divorce, cheating and premarital sex!

oh Mel, Catholicism is sooo not for you buddy.

linnea said...

with you there, whole lutta

Paisley said...

I don't believe she broke up the marriage, but I do believe she intentionally got pregnant. She did the same thing to Timothy Dalton.

shazzzba said...

NO I THINK SHE'S JUST A SIMPLE GIRL LOOKING OUT FOR HERSELF...THAT SAID, SINCE MEL DIDN'T LEGALLY SEPARATE...I HOPE HE PAYS THROUGH THE NOSE...HE STAYED IN HIS MARRIAGE BECAUSE IT LOOKED BETTER...PAY UP MEL...YOU SKANK

bits of moxy said...

I can't believe I am writing this, but I much rather diss Kate Gosslin. Anyone in?

Pookie said...

oh enty, we're loving your multi-lingual boozing references. *made my day*

as for mel...well he does have the big buck$, so it stands to reason that he could buy the best spin doctors. he ain't as dumb as we thought.

Grace said...

Whether he separated or not, in the Catholic church's eyes, they are still married to this day, and that's cheating. Separated is not the same as being single or even divorced.

He violated all of the church's rules, that's for sure.

What a hypocrit.

whole_lotto _luv said...

as for mel...well he does have the big buck$, so it stands to reason that he could buy the best spin doctors. he ain't as dumb as we thought.But WE are not buying it... is anyone?

Lioness70 said...

I remember back when these "conservative Catholics" were up his butt after he made the Jesus movie.

There hasn't been one word out of them since this story broke.

I'm Catholic, and nothing bothers me quite as much as these people who say they have the keys to Heaven and the rest of us can go cook in the Big Deep Fryer Down There. God doesn't make up this stuff. They do.

Tiffany said...

She reminds me of Sally of Nightmare Before Christmas

West End Girl said...

Aha, so the Gibson's funds have already crossed her palm?

Mme Fug has previous though with golddigging as she's the mother of Tim Dalton's son. I wonder what her face looked like 15 years ago?

ambernyc said...

Mel is still technically married, right?

Way to add adultery to your long laundry list of douchebaggery, Mr Catholic Agenda.

monalisa999 said...

Mel, only your hairpiece knows for sure.

Judi said...

You should read some of the stuff she came out with when Oksana was with Timothy Dalton. Eesh. The woman's like a 'madam.'