Friday, May 08, 2009

Mel Gibson's Girlfriend Is Pregnant



I really thought Mel Gibson took this whole Catholic thing seriously. You know. No divorce, no pre-marital sex and certainly no out of wedlock children. Well according to the National Enquirer, Mel Gibson's girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is three months pregnant. They also said that when Mel told his kids the news, they all wanted to make sure they were not going to lose any of their trust fund money. Nice. I like that. They don't care if Oksana is pregnant they just don't want any new kids sharing their money. Do you get the sense from that attitude that perhaps they are all on the side of their mother?

Mel reportedly told his kids that the pregnancy was unplanned. He did not claim it was an immaculate conception. The story came from someone close to the family. Uh huh. The picture above was taken at the Wolverine premiere about ten days ago. You be the judge whether she is pregnant or not and also if she wears more makeup per square inch than Christina Aguilera.

40 comments:

MizCaramel said...

She's no beaut in my opinion.

MontanaMarriott said...

She's in the money
She's in the money
Mel got duped by some Russian hooker!

Impertinent Vixen said...

Doesn't he have enough fucking kids? He needs more? On the basis of "religion" or some crap.

He's a jackass, and I hope Robyn gets a boatload of cash. Hey, that sorta rhymes!

captivagrl said...

OT - This reminds me of Elizabeth Edward's answer during the Oprah interview. Oprah asked about John being the father of the other woman's baby. She explained that it didn't matter to her, that it would have no effect on her life.
Of course it would. Her children would have a half sibling, money would be devided differently, and he would have an emotional connection outside the family FOREVER.
Mrs. Edwards is in serious denial.

Sylvia said...

I would want to protect what's mine also especially if the woman knowing that the man is married still went ahead and got pregnant.

The woman is not stupid.

I really thought highly of Gibson but when he did his sugar tits thing I didn't like that at all. Now he got himself a tramp.

lutefisk said...

What's up with her nose? That is a horrible nose job.

Christine said...

@lutefisk: I thought the same thing! Then noticed her chin job and probably botox. She's smart, Mel is dumb and I hope she and his wife take a lot of his money away from him.

Mooshki said...

Sarah Larsen must be green with envy right about now.

Impertinent Vixen said...

Captivagrl: I also read Mrs. Edwards's interview in People, where she said that this baby "doesn't look like my kids." Like that matters.

Chances are, it's his kid. I feel bad that this lady is dying from cancer and her husband is a cheating manwhore, but reality is reality.

nancer said...

one word for ya, mel:

VASECTOMY!!!

honestly, why hasn't this dickhead been clipped? like the world needs more carriers of his genetic material....

this woman has a history, and sounds to me like she's just completed step one of the 'never having to lift a finger the rest of her life' plan.

Impertinent Vixen said...

Nancer: 'cause he's Catholic, and doesn't believe in birth control, apparently, even with random hos.

Impertinent Vixen said...

This is precisely the sort of situation Clooney never got into with Larsen or any of his hos, because he's had the big snip. Trust!

nancer said...

yep, i totally believe george got clipped. he wasn't taking any chances. good for him! he won't get surprised by some bimbo looking to clean up and live off him the rest of her life.

Goodgrief said...

She must have gone to a reputable school of goldigging where most most of their students graduate with honors. They must be very proud of Oksana.

Katy said...

You know, Goodgrief, I know your comment was a joke, but they actually have something close to goldigging schools in Russia! There are classes to teach women how to bag a rich man and keep him entertained. Something about the divorce laws screw the wives over? This one must have graduated top of her class.

lutefisk said...

Christine, I couldn't get past her nose to check out the rest of her face!

Judi said...

Oksana resembles a pig. Actually, pigs are cuter. And she has no other options than using her a$$ to establish a life. The perfect c***. They deserve each other.
At this point, what difference does one more Gibson offspring make?

Nosey Parker said...

Mooshki said...
Sarah Larsen must be green with envy right about now.

Thanks Mooshki! You always make me laugh =]

shazzzba said...

WELL SHE JUST SECURED HER FUTURE......

Pookie said...

i wonder if mel will put a ring on it?

shazzzba said...

OMG...I JUST REALLY LOOKED AT HER FACE.....IS IT HELD UP WITH WIRES...THERE'S A LOT OF 'WORK' GOING ON THERE........MEL MUST HAVE LOST HIS LOOKS AND HIS VISION AND HIS MIND...

stiffkittens said...

She looks like someone going for the Jolie-look, and failing. Badly.

Goodgrief said...

I'm not catholic, but wouldn't he have to get an annullment from Robyn to marry Oksana in the catholic church?

MommaBear said...

Just so you all know. Mel isn't the same type of Catholic as the rest of us. He belongs to some crazy ultra-orthodox Catholic styled cult, that the Pope refuses to recognize. So he's not like us real Catholics. He's an embarassment to us all.....

monalisa999 said...

That's so sad when a nine-teen yr marriage is reduced to monetary settlements and who gets what. I can imagine the kids have seen more of Mel's bad side than we care to know about, and that is why they are thinking about security right now. Plus, if they are used to being pampered, then they'll want to maintain a certain lifestyle as a trade-off. If you don't learn to love family, you learn to love money.

califblondy said...

I'm embarassed for him. Doesn't he know how stupid he looks first with a much younger woman and now she's pregnant?

Jeez, men are so slow.

AnonMom said...

You could pick a lock with that nose.

Anonymous said...

if he's so Catholic then why is he having pre martial sex? growing up catholic I know that is a big no-no and since he says he went back to the origins of the church and they really think that is bad he is just another @#$% hypocrite.

What an ass! And isn't infidelity a sin as well in that church? Sactimonious piece of @#$%

Judi said...

LOL, AnonMom!!! Have to remember that one.
Yeah, I think Mel's version of Catholicism follows Vatican 2 precepts rather than Vatican 3. Something like that. Regardless, under either council, he'd need to get his marriage to Robin annulled in order to marry Oksana in the church AND avoid excommunication.

Cooper's Mom said...

She could totally be pregnant as if it's her first and she's slender then the bump won't be making its appearance for a wee while.

zandra said...

That's quite a snout she had put on her face. Why would anyone pay to have that nose? Bad plastic surgery, and it looks like he wanted a poor man's version of Angelina Jolie and she obliged by having surgery.

I hope that racist, misogynist loses most of his money to his long suffering wife. She deserves the big pay day for living with that hypocrite for so many years.

shazzzba said...

NOT HER FIRST I THINK SHE HAS A KID WITH TIMOTHY DALTON...

Paisley said...

So this woman just happened to have two unplanned pregnancies with two very rich men (Timothy Dalton and Mel Gibson)? Doesn't sound very accidental on her part.

Choice said...

The woman is a gold digger. Mel is a disgusting oversexed fat man now. His ex wife is better off with out him. WHAT A SNAKE HE IS!

GoddessNow said...

Anyone ever notice that when Mel Gibson tears his ass, it keeps ripping? I hate being mean, however girlie should utilze that nose by sniffing his stinky ass!Happy Mother's Day, indeed! How embrassing!

Mama Theresa said...

FYI ENT - immaculate conception is not about jesus being born to a virgin mary but Mary being born without original sin. SHE was immaculate.

just sayin'

Katja said...

Mamma- that is interesting to me because conservative politic' believe in original sin and the liberals believe that people are inherently 'good'. This then confirms my belief via logic that
1-mary no sin=liberal
2-jesus was a jew=rational
~children inherit being Jewish from the mother.
So then by logic (I got an A in Grad school Logic!) anyone who is born of Mary is Jewish. Hmm. Logic is a funny thing. Interesting stuff.

happy weekend everyone!

Katja said...

Oh, I wanted to post seperately that this woman looks like she is 60 trying to look 30. (With my eyes anyway).

nancer said...

where did this crap about what liberals and conservatives believe come from? did you take a poll? liberals believe people are inherently good? who said so?

i don't get where gross assumptions like these come from. i'm a liberal and i think people are assholes. am i kicked out of the liberal club now?

libby said...

Me too, Nancer, me too.

She could easily be 3 months pregnant.

Mel Gibson getting fleeced on all sides is sweet, sweet Instant Karma.

And her face is worse than Nicole Kidman's in the amount of plastic contained. Ugh. As others have said, looks very cheap.
I'm sure there are plenty of bad plastic surgeons in Eastern Europe who do work on aspiring gold-diggers.