My mom is great and wonderful and kind and annoying and is really good at making me feel guilty. I think all of these are typical thoughts to have about a parent. I have never thought of my mother as sexy. It just isn't a thought that ever pops in my head. Apparently though, it pops into Shia LaBeouf's head a lot, and in some really disturbing ways.
In an interview with Playboy this month, Shia says that his mother is the sexiest woman in the world. Even though that is kind of strange, I was willing to let it go, because maybe he meant it in a non sexual kind of way or he meant pretty and not sexy. But then, I read some more and realized, that no, he really did mean it in a sex kind of way.
It all started when he was a kid and his mom and her friends would be naked around the house. "It's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."
OK, so, his mom is a hippie so maybe you could let that go. Maybe. But it gets worse.
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
Yes, that does sound sick. I'm assuming he meant be with her as in be with her with her. Who has those thoughts about their mom? And lest you think he meant a person like his mother or someone similar, he also says that he now appreciates his mother's naked body. Ummm. Excuse me. Your mom is still getting naked in front of you? And you think she is the sexiest woman in the world? Am I wrong? Maybe others out there think of their mothers like that. It just seems so very, very wrong. Now, I understand there are nudists in the world and so children see their parents naked more often, but do they also think their mother is the sexiest person in the world? Is anyone creeped out by this or am I just taking this all wrong?