I didn't think it was possible to find someone in this world who hate Paris Hilton more than me. I didn't think it was possible that some other person would find the lowest form of life on earth even lower than I, but it turns out there is such a person, and he is rich. Apparently filthy stinking rich. The fact that Paris hasn't tried to seduce him with her wonky eyed Valtrex shuffle is baffling.
Anyway, the hero to which I am referring lives on the same street as Paris, but not for long if he has his way. It seems that Paris and her fame whore boyfriend Doug Reinhardt decided to move in together. They left the dogs back at Paris' old place or wherever she dropped them along the way. They currently pay $22,000 a month for their place. I'm guessing Dougie boy contributes about $500 plus some gas money now and then for his share. Anyway, our hero offered Paris and Doug's landlord an extra $5,000 a month above the rent if the landlord would kick them out. Yep. Our hero was willing to spend $27,000 a month just to not live on the same street as Paris. People don't make that it in a year and this guy was willing to pay it every month just to not have a neighbor. If I am the landlord I am jumping all over that. Rent money with no tenants to complain and you know that when the landlord gets the house back it is going to need a thorough cleaning. You know like the kind you would give if Pete Doherty came and spent the weekend at your house. Like Haz-Mat cleaning.
No word on whether our hero was successful, but with that kind of money I am sure he will make Paris' life torture. I'm wondering if he needs volunteer helpers or a son.
Oh, and to show you that Doug is only in this for the fame. And when I say in this I mean sacrificing his peen for the entire rest of his life for these 15 minutes. Anyway, Doug was confronted by the neighbor, and according to TMZ, Doug told the neighbor to get used to it because Doug and Paris were public figures and that's what you need to expect. Ummm, yeah.