Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Someone Will Get Fired For This


To all executives who have heard Joe Simpson come in an pitch the new reality series for his daughter Jessica Simpson. It is not to late to save your jobs. Once you pick up the series, then unfortunately you will soon be looking for a new job and you will always be known around town as the person who gave the green light to a show where Jessica Simpson would be hosting and starring in a show. Don't worry. In-N-Out pays well for fast food and they promote from within.

Apparently Jessica Simpson's people (read daddy with the wandering eye), have been going around to networks pitching them a show which actually sounds like a good idea. Congratulations Joe. You thought of a good idea, but you need to bite the bullet and realize you will screw it up if you pitch your daughter to host it.

The show is called Price Of Beauty and would be about what women do all over the world to stay beautiful and how beauty is treated in different countries. The host would find some outrageous damn beauty treatment in that country and do it. Jessica Simpson is not the right person for this. She has no hosting skills and would seek out the tamest possible beauty treatment she could find. Dirty Jobs would not work if Mike Rowe was sweeping up grass clippings in front yards. It works because people want to see him try the most disgusting jobs there are. Plus he has years and years of hosting experience.

Jessica Simpson would ruin a potentially great idea. Our own Adrianna Costa would be very good at it. Brooke Burke might be still good for it. Jessica Simpson would not be good. Give her a bone Joe and let her sing the title song.

23 comments:

Jamie's Girl said...

I like her for it.

canadachick said...

haha love the tag Pimpa Joe

Ms Cool said...

Go through with it. Then maybe her 15 minutes will be up and some other loon will take her place.

linnea said...

Yeah, I dont see her doing a very good job at this. I think it involved being sensitive towards other cultures and I dont know if she has that in her.

Caroline said...

Maybe Mike Rowe should host it.

Cheryl said...

Jessica should have enough money to retire and live comfortably by now.

Dad is sleazy. I'm surprised he hasn't pitched a baby reality show starring Bronx Ugly.

Alice D Millionaire said...

I just want to see this girl be good at something. I know she is kind of a dumb dumb but I can't help but like her. She is not vicious trash like Paris and like Britney she seems stuck in a world she does not feel comfortable in pushed by daddy to make more money without concern over her best interest. Maybe these are not good reasons to give her a tv show but I can’t bring myself to hate on her.

Lisa (not original) said...

Pair her up with Alba, and I'm glued to the set. Watching those two bitches mutilate themselves for ratings sounds like high comedy to me.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

How much does Mike Rowe get paid? I'm not sure it's enough....

not on my dollar said...

I admire them for being good hustlers. Also this has proven to be all that society wants so, they're obviously in it only for the money and it will work.

No matter how dumb it is, or whether or not Jessica is "any good at it".

The millions who will watch this show do not want to see an intelligent program in its place.

califblondy said...

I think it's an okay idea. What could be worse than what's out there now? While she wasn't hosting, I saw her on a show pretending to work at a Circuit City or Radio Shack and she was actually funny. If Vanessa Manillo can hose a show, I guess Jessica can too.

Ooops, I just saw my "hose" typo. I'm leaving it.

Mooshki said...

Blondy, I watched that show (love a good trainwreck) and "hose" is completely appropriate for what she did. Personality of a cardboard box.

Harriet Hellfire said...

No. You know who would be great for that show? Carli!

Sylvia said...

I am sure she will screw this up as she has everything else lol.

Syd said...

Did you just tell Joe to give his daughter a bone? [snicker]

SallySue said...

Is she dumb, I mean really? Sometimes she comes across as dimwit & then others an arrogant
b!tch wanting to play the dumb blonde roll.

Mooshki said...

Ewwwww, Syd! LOL!

Yellow Rose said...

Had to comment on Dirty Jobs (ADORE the show & Mike Rowe)-I knew Mike was an awesome host, but until I watched Build It Bigger, it really didn't hit me just how awful a show can be with a host who's a total wimp: Danny-Whatever whines & complains about EVERYTHING & doesn't do any work, but tries to take credit for what everyone else accomplishes-& always seems to piss the real workers off. (Tip for the whiner: if you're afraid of heights, you should NOT be hosting a show called Build It BIGGER)

I totally agree that Mike doesn't get paid nearly enough for being as great of a sport & host as he is.

Oh, & I second Harriet's suggestion of having Carli host Papa Joe's new show!

jax said...

i say let her fail first before we treat her like she has.

personally, i like her for the idea. she did lots on Newlyweds that we wouldn't have thought she would have done and everyone loved her.

Pookie said...

aww, let her do it. she might fall flat on her face, she might do great. we can't put the cart before the horse. she's no great talent, but she's harmless (except to the legion of cowboys fans who think she's a curse). god love her, she has to do something with her life, and if this opportunity presents itself, then i hope she'll take it.

bionic bunny! said...

i'm sorry, another new so-called reality show while REAPER has been yanked?
nothing against jess, i've always felt sorry for her, i'm just really, really pissed that something ORIGINAL on TV is already off the air.

ardleigh said...

I'd like to see Carli do it but I don't want her to have to put up with Daddy Skeezoid.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone, especially not Carli.

Bunny, Not only Reaper which I really liked (mostly for Ray Wise)but My Name is Earl got the ax too. :(

bionic bunny! said...

NO!
earl at least had a fan base, which they never gave reaper a chance to have! ray wise was fabulous, but the kevin smith influence was so obvious (hello, sock?) which i admit was what interested me in the first place. i'm just sick.
if they cancel survivor, and house, my life is over. totally.