Friday, May 01, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Judas Jack-Off may not be Toothy Tile's only homo closeted contender for barely concealed, borderline same-sex man activity here in H-town. And I don't mean Crotch Uh-Lastic (who's getting a bit bored with all that water-sport play-acting, I hear).

Nope, I'm talkin' somebody else, somebody younger, somebody who's now a fabulous repeat Blind Vice offender! Do you remember…

Crescent Kumquat, the absolutely beautiful dude whose sexuality seems to be as up in the air as is his career?

See, last time we met C.K., the mainstream hottie had a dirty little habit of waking up after nights out in his male "friends' " beds, instead of with the girls he would occasionally bring home. But we never heard of much more than just some heavy petting going on—cuddling, spooning, real Taylor Lautner kinda stuff—which you can usually blame on the alc.

Well, Kumquat has taken it to the next level. Good bad boy!

Very PG folks, but telling nonetheless. C.K. has been caught getting hot and heavy, jamming his tongue down—way, way down—myriad willing dude's throat around when he parties privately. And I don't mean the bedroom, either. Out in the open, in the friggin' living, dining and family rooms of these get-togethers!

That said, C.K.'s no John Mayer and out in the open about it (relatively speaking). Cres-babe's still in the "experimental phase," I'm told, and he's attempting to keep it all at least somewhat private, but we know where this kinda secret-party fooling around usually leads. To this very blolumn for more installments!

Also, an important thing to note is that C.K. isn't publicly playing the bearded card (like most of this closeted celeb group does). We hardly ever see this amazingly pretty guy with girls. Like ever. And it's superweird, too, 'cause Kum could have loads of babes with his heartthrob status rising—or leveled out, at least.

If Crescent's mediocre talent and hot looks keep getting him better gigs, we bet a fauxmance will follow, no question.

And It Ain't: John Mayer, Corbin Bleu, Taylor Kitsch

27 comments:

palealebrew10 said...

another "gay" blind from ted..so shocking

totally chace crawford.

Babs said...

{stretches...}

Y.A.W.N.

nancer said...

good grief. does this jerk ever write about anything else?

this has to be one of the new douchebags out there---pattinson, efron or crawford---one of those. pretty boys with very little else going for them, who will be forgotten within a year.

figgy said...

I don't even CARE about Ted's blinds anymore, cuz he NEVER tells. So where's the fun?

MontanaMarriott said...

Robert Pattinsson

Lori said...

James Franco.

Ms Cool said...

I don't give a rip who is gay.

shazzzba said...

ME EITHER JUST DON'T CARE....BUT IT'S TED'S MISSION......

J said...

Being gay is soooo NOT shocking in 2009

Robert Pattison has never had a beard, I think, unlike Chace & Zac

LauraM said...

Robert Pattison

Terrance said...

I wish Ted would just fuck off with all of his stale BI's.

MissMouse said...

^ Yeah, I agree. They're so lame! And those silly, first-grader type names he thinks up....it's practically embarrassing. Why not just say Actor A, B, etc?

Dave said...

I could write this stupid blind. I actually get peeved at Ent for posting these and wasting peoples time.

Mackenzie said...

Ted Casablanca writes Blind Vices about two things these days: Twilight romances and gay, closeted actors. BORING.

Uber*nought said...

You people are insane, Teds BIs are the best.

And of course you're not interested in who's gay! That's why you hang out on gossip sites every evening!

Uber*nought said...

Dave, just how seriously is gossip in your life if you have to be "wasting time" over it?

This isn't rocket science, so stop moaning and guess the fucking blind, people!

I think this is Chace Crawford.

bionic bunny! said...

wow, uber*, how dull is your life? :)

i'm sorry, but this just made my headache worse. ted just reminds me of grade school girls "oooh! so and so likes you! do you like him? i won't tell him if you tell me. unless you want me to. do you want me to?"

ugh.

RakeshR said...

I think it was on Perez Hilton that I read an article on Ed and Chase - The article claimed the duo are having problems and they are no longer roommates.

So, I'm going to go with Chase C.
Ed probably found out Chase was cheating on him and he went nuts? lol I don't know and I don't care.

Miss X said...

what about Ed Westwick?

Enty, if you are going to repost other people's blind items, couldn't you at least tell us your guess? Please????

PollyPureBred said...

Wentworth Miller. Show canceled (career up in the air), never seen with women but never out of the closet.
These guys want to "out" him in the worst way.

Mooshki said...

Wentworth fits a lot of the clues, but I think he's got a LOT more experience than this guy. :) I like the Chase guess, because he seems to be trying a lot of new things out. Ed looked really cosy with that boy at the basketball game, I think they may be in a relationship.

a las doce said...

I would have a hard time believing someone with such questionable hygiene as Robert Pattinson is gay. Maybe bi, but not strictly gay...just can't see it.

I am looking forward to seeing him in that Salvador Dali film, though.

Lisa said...

NY is a long way from H-town. I like the Wentworth Miller guess.

Katja said...

i will go the other route- carrer in the air- doing really well- ryan seacrest. never a real gf, just 'once every 2 years' a kissing photo what say..bff simon... Shocking!

Shawnee said...

Ted writes like shit.

Leah said...

Well, at least he revealed Taylor Lautner as the spooner from the previous Twilight blinds...

muccimooch333 said...

Crescent Kumquat is NOT Kellan Lutz or Rob Pattinson. In prior posts, Ted said that Crescent Kumquat was not either of them. They have been officially nixed off the possibility list.