Angelina - Xin Chao
Brad - Hey babe, I just was talking to Courteney. I wanted you to know before you saw it in the tabloids.
Angelina - Was the shrew there?
Brad - No, she wasn't.
Angelina - What did you talk about?
Brad - This and that. My motorcycle. How good I looked. The usual.
Angelina - Well, while you were out having fun, I have been holding a conference call with world leaders about what to do about future pandemics that affect the world and how I can best put my expertise in all things to good use.
Brad - David has a new motorcycle. I was hoping he would let me ride it.
Angelina - I have also been teaching all of the kids how to read and write Vietnamese, training them in the proper use of guns and made Maddox give a lecture on how global warming will affect Africa.
Brad - They had the greatest craft service backstage. Oh, I have to go. He is playing Black Hole Sun. Bye.
Angelina - Tam biet.
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Angelina - Billy are you still there? I don't have anything on right now.