I know all of us would prefer to not talk about Lindsay Lohan, and so I don't. Yesterday was the first time in awhile and even then it felt dirty. But you know what? When she is facing prison or being questioned by the police it makes my day a little brighter to write about it. The only reason I brought her up again today was to give an update. Yesterday, Holy Moly reported there were about $50,000 in jewels missing. Well, it is now estimated the jewels are worth between 400K-500K. That would get Lindsay some jail time for sure if found guilty of course. At the very least it should get her banned from the UK which means she there would be one country in the world where we would be safe from Sam and Lindsay reports.
The other wonderful news is that Lindsay hasn't denied taking the jewels. If you had all these stories written about you yesterday and calling you a skank and meth freak. Oh wait, this is about the jewels. Oh, so if you had all these stories written about you yesterday accusing you of stealing the jewels don't you think you would say, "I didn't do it?" You are in the US and the police are in the UK. I know that I would say I didn't do it. Lindsay doesn't say that though. First of all she didn't say anything herself. Her rep said, "We inquired and everyone from the shoot is being questioned. Hair, make up, stylist ... even photographers. Lindsay hopes they find the jewels. She is happy to cooperate."
Where is the denial in all of that? This is a professional publicist people. She knows the rule to deny, deny, deny. Where is it? What they are doing is saying that it could be anyone and she hopes they find the jewels. Where does Lindsay say she didn't take them? Where does she say she is trying to remember where she left them?
This is the worst non-denial denial of all time, because there really isn't even a hint of denial. It reads more like a person pushing food around on their plate they don't like in hopes people will think they ate it.
Elle UK came out and stood up for Lindsay. Kind of. "I can confirm on behalf of Elle magazine, that items of jewelry went missing from an Elle photoshoot ... and the matter is now being investigated by the police. Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make."
Elle has no reason to believe that the makeup people were involved either. That is why they called the cops. If Elle knew who took them, then the police wouldn't have to interview Lindsay, now would they?