When I first saw that Jennifer Love Hewitt was writing a relationship advice book I looked very closely that the article wasn't written by The Onion or that it wasn't some kind of April Fool's Day joke or something like that. Why would anyone pay her actual money to write a book about giving relationship advice to others? Someone thought she had good advice to share? Do they live in this world? Since when did Jennifer Love Hewitt become a relationship expert? Has there been any person with whom she has broke up that has said anything positive about her or their relationship with her? I don't remember seeing anything. Here is what Jennifer had to say about the book. “I thought it was time to share the real story of what I've learned navigating the dating waters.”
What kind of advice is Jennifer likely to give? Well, I have a sneak preview of some of the chapter titles of her book.
Chapter 1 – Why I bring my mom on all my first dates.
Chapter 2 – Why I bring my mom on all my dates for the first month.
Chapter 3 – Dating someone while still involved in another relationship.
Chapter 4 – When moms collide – Why I broke up with Carson Daly
Chapter 5 – One condom or two – Dating rock stars
Chapter 6 – Two condoms or three – Dating John Mayer
Chapter 7 – Love rings by Love – Why Cartier should give me my own jewelry line.
Chapter 8 – My 32 favorite places in the world – Places I have been proposed to
Chapter 9 – Pretending you care
Chapter 10 – How to get him to call you fat so you can break up with him.
Chapter 11 – Mom's in the bedroom? Why I say yes!
Chapter 12 – Breaking up with your man while still keeping the engagement ring.
Chapter 13 – Getting your man to ride in the back seat like a little kid – Dating Jamie Kennedy
Chapter 14 – Mom's on honeymoons? Why I say yes!