Friday, June 26, 2009

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH former elected official has been cheating on her husband? This wife and mother was spotted going into a Midtown hotel with the head of a group pushing school reform, who's also married. Said our source, "Not the first time and not the last time" .

WHICH rocker is back on drugs? Although she claims to be clean, when she checked out of a Manhattan hotel recently, the maid found the room littered with dirty needles.

41 comments:

Jamie's Girl said...

Well, isn't that like all politicians. They subscribe to the rule of entitlement.

Stacy said...

#2 is Courtney Love.

jax said...

Courtney Love.

Babs said...

#1 - Hillary.

#2 - Courtney Love.

RocketQueen said...

Agreed with #2 being Courtney.

Max Gosoaus said...

Gawd. I wouldn't fuck Hillary Clinton with someone else's cock.

kris said...

I wish #1 was Palin...I'd pee my pants laughing...

Pookie said...

1-hillary
2-courtney :(

Dijea said...

Hillary

Courtney Love

figgy said...

I'd be SO happy if #1 were Hilary, though I doubt it is. After all of Bill's gallivanting, I'd really like to hear of her gettin' some finally! :-)

Katja said...

Courtney lives in NYC why would she check into a hotel?

Serena said...

I think it might be a republican, school reform is usually a conservative issue.

McDooks said...

Fuckin' eeeeew, Courtney. Clean up your tainted frickin' needles, you nasty skank.

Jasmine said...

lol @ Max Gosoaus!
as for my guesses, not too familiar with female elected officials...my guesses are #1-Hilary Clinton (was NY based) and #2 def Courtney Love-anyone remember that scary pic of her a few days ago? HAS to be her

RocketQueen said...

Hillary is still a Senator, people

Kat said...

No, she's Secretary of State appointed by Obama. It would fit with the "former elected official" part.

shazzzba said...

NOT HIL...NO WAY

Ellen said...

I really don't think Hillary Clinton would have time to go to school reform meetings with all the traveling she has to do as Secretary of State... What about Katherine Harris? She is a big supporter of the school voucher program...

Cheryl said...

School CHOICE reform is a conservative issue. School reform is not.

robert said...

I don't think it is Courtney Love. Due to the pic the other day would anyone ever believe her when she denies using something?

amazonblue said...

How about Geraldine Ferraro?
She's based in NY, and was a elementary school teacher before entering politics.

tmama said...

During the campaign there were rumors going around that Hil was having an affair with a staffer. Didn't get too much press...

Ms.Leigh said...

hillary & courtney were both the first who came to mind for me, so i'll go with them

Max Gosoaus said...

Hillary munches carpet. Ain't her.

Ella B. said...

Geraldine Ferraro is perhaps a bit old for #1 - she's around 75 - but if it is Geraldine, you go girl!

I thought of Caroline Kennedy because of her work on school financing, but obviously it isn't her. How about Christine Todd Whitman from New Jersey?

lutefisk said...

Doesn't say if she was meeting a male or female at the hotel......

pomme said...

for #2,i say something very original:Courtney "the machinist's wife" love!

Marcy said...

What about Fergie? Not really a rocker, but a former addict who was just in NYC...

GladysKravitz said...

That was the first thing that came to my mind, Lutefisk. The item about the politician is worded oddly, seemingly to AVOID references to gender. So it could be Hillary with another woman, or Katherine Harris or Geraldine Ferraro with another woman. But because of the way it's worded, I'd be willing to bet this is about two women.

And if I had to take a guess I'd go with Hillary. No personal knowledge, just a sense....and Bill deserves it after receiving the most public blowjob in history.

GoddessNow said...

#- Hilary (wouldn't it too funny if it was Palin?)
#2- Ms. Courtney (but too obv?)

Judi said...

#2. Courtney Love.
#1. Hillary's based in DC, not NYC. It's someone else who is NY based.

moocow said...

hillary is based in chapequaw new york but works in dc. also, she has always championed children and education (she wrote "it takes a village to raise a child) and she is definitely NOT a lesbian despite the rumors. she was a senator therefore was elected but now holds an appointed position. i hope its her.

nancer said...

hillary was the senator from NY and they do have a home there so this could be her.
yeah, i hope it is, but i think she and bill have an understanding so i doubt he'd care. i think they've had an understanding for years. his sin, to her, when he got caught with monica wasn't that he cheated, but that he was indiscreet and he embarrassed her.

shakey said...

It took a few seconds, but I got your joke, pomme!

MoodyBlueEyes said...

Hilary and Courtney were the first ones that came to my mind

Feminine said...

Hill and Bill definitely have an understanding, which I sincerely hope Chelsea doesn't know about. As for Courtney love there aren't that many female rockers around and I don't see this being Liz Phair.

a las doce said...

"Hill and Bill definitely have an understanding, which I sincerely hope Chelsea doesn't know about."

Why? She already knows about her father's indiscretions and is an adult woman. I think she could handle it if her parents have an open/political marriage.

Jade, That Girl said...
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Jade, That Girl said...

I don't think #1 is Hillary, since she has other things to worry about...like, oh I don't know--Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Iraq, Venezuela, Cuba, The Sudan, Russia....

kathrynnovawilliams said...

notice that the gender of the 'head of a group pushing school reform' is not revealed. and hil actually IS a former elected official as secretary of state is appointed..... wonder what her lady friend must look like.

Grace said...

Dear Mad Crap,

I feel like "Dear Prudence" today. You have found the wrong venue in which to vent your problems that are self-induced.

You see, the problem is, no one cares about your vile profanity that is all about "me, me, me."

My advice is to find the correct outlet for your problems and allow the rest of us to get back to solving blinds.

Yours truly,

Prudie-Grace