People named Chace Crawford their Sexiest Bachelor. Chace is a good looking guy. I will admit that, but I don't know very many people who would agree with Kneepads that he is the Sexiest Bachelor. Seriously? I will say that for once it wasn't People who was wearing the kneepads. In this case the big kneepad award winner is the publicist of Chace who deserves a big raise and has probably called in very favor for the next five years to make this happen. Having Chace land on the cover of People as the sexiest bachelor is like Lyle Lovett marrying Julia Roberts. It's unexpected.
Again, I am not saying Chace isn't a good looking guy, but can't you think of about 20 bachelors who are sexier? We could play the game all night long, but answer me this. How many of you think George Clooney is sexier than Chace Crawford? Last time I checked, Daniel Craig wasn't married which makes him a bachelor. Is Chace sexier than Daniel Craig? Nathan Fillion? Single.
All People did here is try and get someone under the age of 65 to actually buy their magazine. People under 65 read their magazine, but they don't actually buy it. This is their way of trying to stay relevant without seeming obvious about it which it would have been if they selected Robert Pattinson. Hell, I don't even think Chace is the sexiest guy on the show. I mean Ed Westwick is a big ass, but I bet most of you think he is sexier than Chace right?
Very interesting decision by People. Wrong, but interesting. I do love how they try and really narrow it on the cover as Summer's sexiest bachelor. Like this is going to be some kind of seasonal thing. After they get tired of saying Fall or Winter's sexiest bachelor they can further narrow it by holiday, or hair color or whatever they choose.