Thursday, June 04, 2009

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

David Carradine - RIP

Posing with a shovel is not the same as using a shovel. Who thinks Andie MacDowell did anything but show up?
Just every so often I would love to see a photo of Alicia Silverstone on the red carpet where she isn't biting her bottom lip or appearing to at least. I almost said just once, but then I would be singing that damn James Ingram song for the rest of the day.
Whenever I see someone like Bryce Dallas Howard pose like this, I expect them to go a little lower, throw up their arms, yell "Superstar" and then smell their hands.
Even Bai Ling is doing it.
Bart Connor & Nadia Comaneci. Nadia was probably the most famous woman in the world for about a year.
Britney Spears - London
Two consecutive days of Sibi & Christian Bale.
So, now people are saying that Chace Crawford's co-star in Footloose is going to be Julianne Hough. Can she act? I guess we know she can dance.
A first time appearance for Alden Ehrenreich and probably his last unless someone volunteers to type his name for me everytime. Francis looks good.
A first time appearance for Hal Sparks. That is an oversight which shouldn't have happened.
So, the other day I was talking to someone about Dunston Checks In and its subtle humor. No, seriously I had mentioned that after Pretty Woman, if Seinfeld had not come along, Jason Alexander was going to spend an entire career playing the a-hole sleaze parts.
I always say it if it is true and Jessica Biel looks very, very nice in this photo.
After that video was released yesterday, Joe Jonas decided he need to go on a date with Camilla Belle.
If it weren't for the tattoos, I don't think I would have recognized Kat von D with her new hair color. She looks totally different.
The best name of the day goes to Moon Bloodgood.
Maggie Grace in one of her charity appearances. If you want Maggie to show up at an event it better have something to do with a charitable cause.
The dress Mariska Hargitay is wearing reminds me of this time I had to sew something for Home Economics. I was running late so grabbed the tablecloth off the table, cut a hole in the middle and called it a poncho. I still wear it when I haven't washed clothes in awhile.
A rare look at two of Michael Jackson's kids without their masks in place.
Mandy Moore - New York
Rachel McAdams on the set of her new movie.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
The very lovely Sofia Coppola. She is another person I would love to get drunk. Sure, it would have to be on her dad's wine, but hopefully she gets it for free. I don't know if you know this, but I can drink quite a lot.
Shannon Elizabeth is just thrilled to actually be on a red carpet again.
Suze Orman and Kathy Griffin who looks like she must be on some buy 10 procedures get one free plan at her plastic surgeon.
The best dressed man of the day goes to someone I also didn't recognize at first. Tommy Davidson.
Will and Amy crack me up and they don't even have to do anything except stand there.
Zach Galifianakis and his beard which grows like a pumpkin in Alaska.
Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana fight over the Pez dispenser.

46 comments:

Emobacca said...

So now it's coming out that David accidentally killed himself via autoerotic asphyxiation. Wow.

Miss said...

I can't believe DC is gone. I am a very literal person and words can not express my sadness right now :( RIP David. You are loved and already very missed :'(

littleoleme said...

Britney Spears looks like crap. Someone needs to fire the costume designer but quick.

The chick with the Jonas brother guy needs to eat about 10 sandwiches stat.

Pookie said...

eep, amy poehler's m/u is freaking me out.

wow, jessica biel looks fantastic, i can't believe she cleans up so well.

eww, mariska. no.

aww, the jacko kids are cute. hope that mask business stops.

rip d.c.

robert said...

Is Kat von D trying to create cleavage or something?

Marisa said...

um...i have that Hendrix t-shirt Chace Crawford is wearing and it's my fave...is it officially not OK to wear anymore? yeek.

Stephen said...

If the choices for Footloose are Julianne Hough or Miley Cyrus, I will take Julianne. But why do it at all. You can't improve on the original. Are there no writers in Hollywood doing original stuff?

nunaurbiz said...

When DC was in my town filming a movie several years ago, he would stop in at a dive bar near the airport on his way in and out of town and buy everyone a drink. A friend of mine worked there and the customers said he was very nice and down to earth. (On reported means of death, I was afraid they would say that...yikes!)

Rocket Queen said...

Ooh Mandy Moore - you're so "angsty"

That Dunston Checks in comment cracked me up, Enty!

I had never consciously registered that about Alicia's poses, but it's so true!

figgy said...

Dear Joe Jonas: going on a date with a girl is not gonna convince us that you're straight if you do it while wearing a low cut, lavender wifebeater.

Michael Jackson's kids look just like him. Except, oh wait, they are approximately 0% black. Nevermind.

empyrios said...

christian bale is the best. love that guy.

i don't care how much of an a-hole he appears to be on set or in his personal life as of late

my experience of him, albeit some time ago, was great. he's a lovely guy.

Booster Seat said...
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Booster Seat said...

Ooo, Amy Poehler's makeup is waaaaaaaaay too pale!! Love Will Arnett, though. I'm going back through the first season of Arrested Development. If I were a male, I'd want to be G.O.B when I grow up. "Final Countdown" is included in the soundtrack of my life.

As a former gymnast, I appreciate Nadia Comaneci's appearance.

Hal Sparks!!!

Rebecca said...

Reader photo #2 -- You look almost exactly like someone I went to high school with. I wonder if you are her (since I haven't seen her in years). Pretty cool.

Love Hal Sparks. I love when he does all those VH1 specials.

Karmen said...

RIP, Snake Charmer/ Bill/ Grasshoper.

My mom has been saying the same thing about Jason Alexander for years, Enty.

Mariska - tsk, tsk, tsk.

lutefisk said...

Amy's hair & make-up make her look like one of those old Martha Washington portraits, without the bonnet.

Lisa (original) said...

@ Emobacca: that was how Fox Mulder on X-files was told he was going to die. I remember that episode each time I've heard "autoerotic asphyxiation".
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Many Russian women cannot apply make up to save their lives. Bless their hearts.

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@ empyrios: He's nice, really? Each time I've seen him in a movie or an interview, he comes across as sooo icy cold that I've stopped watching his stuff. Interesting.

ardleigh said...

So the Pivert owes his career to J.Alexander's success in Seinfeld.

While scrolling thru the pics I stopped just showing Britney from waist up and thought Brett Michaels really needs help stat.

Zachary Quinto can smile. Who knew?

DNfromMN said...

Enty, you should try some of Sofia's canned sparkling wine, it's actually not that bad.

Moon Bloodgood is a beautiful woman with a kickass name.

Bart and Nadia had one of the first shows when the Food Network launched. I had such a crush on him.

RIP Mr. Carradine.

kittenkeane said...

David dying, regardless how, is some of the saddest news I have heard in a while.

I became a fan from "Kill Bill" and have eagerly awaited another excellent role like that to see him in.

He always seemed to be a geniune person in interviews as well.

Be at peace David, whereever you are.

nancer said...

i'm sorry about carradine. he was a very, very strange dude---but i always thought in a good way and i still do.

Uber*nought said...

He was fucking excellent in Monkey

Weird guy and very deep, but hell, what a way to leave the stage, autoerotic asphixiation.

Silly old bastard, what were you THINKING!??

Ice Angel said...

DC's death is so shocking, especially the manner. So very sad, but at least we know he died happy, doing something as strange as he could enjoy doing. And I actually mean that in a really, really good way. He will be missed greatly. A true Hollywood legend.

Nadia Comenechi was really the icon that brought the phrase a "perfect 10" to pop culture, no? She looks great!

Don't care what anyone says, Kat von D is my girl crush and I think she is HAWWWWWTTTT!!!!

That said Julianne Hough is also extremely HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTT and probably an even bigger girl crush. She can also sing pretty well, too. Hope she can act, but when you look like her, do you really need to know how to act???

Poor MJ's kids. He is ashamed of them because they are not black and most obviously not his biological children. He should be teaching them to be proud of their heritage, instead of hiding it from the world as if it is something to be ashamed of. As a proud adoptive parent of 3, I strongly preach openness and honesty with your children about their lineage.

AnonMom said...

rip d.c.

KellyLynn said...

RIP David Carradine.

If Andi McDowell really wanted us to think she was actually involved in whatever that was, she should have gotten some dirt on her shoes, clothes and shovel first. Taking a picture with a clean shovel makes a person look like more of a tool than her accessory.

Just once/Cab we find a way to finally make it right?/Make the magic last for more than just one night/If we could just get to it/I know we could break through it/Just once. (There. Now y'all have it in your heads too, right?)

Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle could trade clothes in that picture, and not look any different.

Kat Von D does look a lot prettier with the new hair. I hope she doesn't try to conform too much, though.

nancer said...

the thing is, is carradine really DID go out diddling himself, nobody would find that funnier than him. wherever he is, he's laughing his ass off.

mazemerizing said...

@Ice Angel: If MJ wanted black kids, he should have chosen a black woman to bear his children. I don't think he's hiding them, but rather protecting them from the world. But seeing them without their scarves over their head reveals that they're awfully cute. But I'm a little concerned that the boy is walking with MJ, but the girl is walking behind and very sullen looking. Can't wait for her Daddy Dearest book to come out when she's a little older.

empyrios said...

@ Lisa (original)

yeah he was really cool imo. this was back in the American Psycho days. he's a real method actor which can = moody. he's intense, but very salt of the earth. very cool to chat with. he laughed and joked a lot and treated everyone the same. no snobbery whatsoever.

that makes him ok in my books.

i think he's just icy in interviews tbh. he takes what he does very seriously, but i think that's what makes him an exceptional actor.

Lisa (not original) said...

Emobacca, that's the first thing I thought of when I heard the news about DC. No way in hell he intended to kill himself. Very sad.

Jungle007 said...

Seriously shocked about David Carradine. I always loved him.

Why is MJ hogging that umbrella? YOU HAVE 2 CHILDREN WITH YOU, WACKO-JACKO!!

Waiting for a reader photo reveal!

Majik said...

I loved David Carridine...but who woulda thought he and Michael Hutchence had certain habits in common? I wonder if he had an MI or a stroke when he was, uh, engaging in the act, he was getting up there in age...poor guy. Sadly, that's mostly how he's going to be remembered.

Lisa (original) said...

@ empyrios: Good to know :-)

@ DNfromMN: Moon Bloodgood is such a perfect vampire name, non? LOL

Caroline said...

RIP David.

That is funny Booster Seat. I was just telling my husband that I want to be Lucille Bluth when I grow up!

Thanks a lot Enty. Another photo of Christian Bale's hot wife. Way to stick the knife in.

Manda said...

Rebecca, I am reader pic #2, I am in australia, so if you went to school in sydney, we should talk;)

Leah said...

Moon Bloodgood- wasn't there a blind about a woman with a really great name? I can't remember any details.

Ms Cool said...

Bummed about David Carradine.

0 said...

Sadness. Rest in peace, David.

monalisa999 said...

David did not commit suicide, and yes, he is in a much better place now. God bless him.

Ror said...

Of course he didn't commit suicide. I often find myself entangled in nylon ropes around my neck everytime I'm in my closet.


Phhhhttttt. Dude was a self proclaimed basket case from the word go. Complete non-shocker over this.

laesmralda said...

Reader # 1 do you live in Las Vegas, you look very familiar?

Samantha said...

Are you sure that is Tommy Davidson? It looks like Giancarlo Esposito from Breaking Bad.

linnea said...

Leah - yeah, it was about the dominatrix, right?

Love, love, love arrested. Make the movie already.

Mandy is pretty!

What, Maggie Grace only does charities? Is that reference to her good heart or to her not doing work? I lost track of her after... well, lost.

Snakeoiler said...

Oooh. Andie MacDowell. She played my (real-life) sister in a TV movie.

The_BKC said...

@laesmralda

This is reader#1 I'm from Virginia (757 area) born and raised and now reside in DC!!!

Haven't had the pleasure of making it to Vegas!!

and might I add how PSYCHED i am to be in the pics LOL!!!!!

MacVixen said...

See now I had to create an account just to respond to the MJ comments about his kids.... I am no Michael Jackson fan as he has been far too freaky for far too long... BUT... Is anyone on this site biracial? And if so, do you have kids? just because someone is black or has darker skin, it does NOT mean that the kids will have darker skin. Nobody would ever guess that my son is even 2% black (I even get funny looks when he calls me "mom") - the kid is whiter than white - with red hair(!), but his ethnic background is caucasion, mexican and black.

Now, having said that, I seriously doubt that Michael Jackson is the biological father of those kids - I think he just used a surrogate mom and some random sperm - but my point being that skin color alone is no indication as to whether he fathered them

B626 said...

Dunston Checks in is so underrated and so worthy of a sequel!
Rupert Everett needs a
comeback vehicle.