Friday, June 05, 2009

Ted C. Blind Item

The funny thing about the uproar over whether or not Robsten exists (they "so" do, as sources from Summit have even told us) is this: There's an equally sex-a-licious member of the Twilight team who's making tongues wiggle, wag and gossip in overdrive!

Meet Terry Tush-Trade, who likes both boys and girls. I mean, why limit yourself to just one sex, isn't that every bisexual's mantra? It certainly is that of Triple-T, who's as smooth about hooking up with members of both sexes as Ashley Greene is about finagling photo ops.

One question, though: Does Terry's also-famous partner know about Tush-Trade's predilection for both sexes?

Abso-friggin'-lutely!

That's precisely why they work so well together. See, Terry's other half also likes to swing both ways. Uh, are you getting absolutely dingbat dizzy at this point?

Well, hang on, because it's just begun: Terry, so slim, so hot, so breathtakingly badass, and said partner were brought together in the first place because somebody else who possesses major power in the Twilight franchise also likes to get it on, bisexual-style. And there's even more!

Terry's gotten it on up in Vancouver, and elsewhere, with somebody besides the significant other everybody's always photographing TTT with. And it's created a messy, sticky sitch within the cast. So much so, the upcoming filming of Eclipse is going to make The Hills seem like a Golden Girls rerun.

Cannot wait.

And It Ain't: Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reaser, Chris Weitz

41 comments:

Lisa (original) said...

I feel as if I've just gotten off a fast spinning merry-go-round! Why can't people just choose a team already?

Mooshki said...

Why don't they just go ahead and have an orgy room built on the set?

Miranda said...

Mooshki, that's exactly what I was thinking!

Seriously though, you put a bunch of moderately attractive teens on a barely supervised set together, of course it's going to turn into FuckFest 2009. I'm glad I know nothing about Twilight, other than what I read here.

empyrios said...

Peter Facinelli?

He's married to Jennie Garth....

that's all i got

amymarie said...

This had to be Kellan Lutz. He's dating Naomi from 90210 (and Nip/Tuck) and she was seen in a sex shop, so she must be kinky. I can definitely see her going both ways. This blind is too obvious, although I'm not sure who the other star is that introduced the two.

Brett said...

Oooh I love the Kellan Lutz guess.

Liz said...

I bet Stephanie Meyer is the bi powerhouse. Haha. (80% kidding).

amymarie said...

Here they are with Ashley Green - could she be the third wheel? I wouldn't think so since she was mentioned in the blind, but who knows.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27324483@N06/3313829958/

Ice Angel said...

Who cares??? I'd be willing to bet most of us here are over the age of 15 and do not care about Twilight crap. Tedd really needs to get over it. No one cares!!!!

Tania said...

Why don't they just go ahead and have an orgy room built on the set?

And film it? Now that I'd watch...... ;-) It'd be a dann sight more entertaining than the movie will be.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Note to Ted C. and Lainey: No adult gives a flying fuck about Twilight. Shuddup about it already.

JessieE said...

I hate these Ted C Blinds. They make my head hurt.

canadachick said...

Ditto Ice angel.....i'm beyond tired of it. Frankly Robert Pattison DOES nothing for me much like Zac Efron.....BORING

sunnyside1213 said...

Peter and Jennie have been married for years. I like the Kellan guess.

kris said...

Well said Little MIss...I really don't want to know anything about all these KIDS..

amymarie said...

You don't have to be a teenager to like Twilight. I'm 26 and enjoyed the movie so much that I went and bought the books and LOVED them. Maybe you should try it for yourself before you go bashing something you haven't even seen/read?

Although I agree that Robert Pattinson is not everything everyone tries to make him out to be. He's not even cute to me in most pictures.

yo yo said...

Totally agree with amymarie! I finally gave in and read Twilight a month ago to see what the hype was and I'm hooked!! I'm 34! Don't knock it till you try it!
And yes, I agree, casting Rob Pattinson was weird. I thought they would find the next Brad Pitt or someone ridiculously beautiful to play that part!

Babs said...

Y.A.W.N.

With a capital y-a-w-n.

Courtney said...

Just a comment before I am bored to sleep by this terrible movie and its lame cast: OF COURSE Summit wants people to think "Robsten" is real. Their fans are delusional crazies who need them to be because it means they too can one day find their Edwards.

Sorry about the semi-OT rant, but God I hate Twilight crazies. Just so much.

califblondy said...

Good for them.

Next.

nancer said...

this is bubble gum bullshit. who cares? the kids in this franchise will be forgotten soon---not soon enough for me but soon. nobody will remember any of them in a couple of years.

Share said...

Kellen. Badass = Emmett

Judi said...

Um, okay. Turning over and going back to sleep.

David D. said...

I can't tell any of the people from Twilight apart, not the boys, not the girls, not the boys from the girls. It's like a lineup of pasty sullen mannequins.

cibele said...

Ted C. is going crazy with the Twilight overload. He talks about it all day long, devotes 5 posts a day about this. I read the books, but I'm beyond annoyed about this whole thing.

AnonMom said...

I think I'm the last person in the world who hasn't read/seen Twilight.

Eddie said...

Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez although they are prob too young.

ms_wonderland said...

There's a good reason Ted talks about Twilight 5 times a day. His posts get several hundred comments every time. A Twi-war raises the number of page-views for E! so they can charge more for ads. Ted will drop Twilight as soon as the fans do.

cibele said...

AnonMom, you're not missing much. I read it, was kind into it, but it's lame.
The movie is even worst.

Rocket Queen said...

@ califblondy - well said.

Lisa (not original) said...

What's a Robsten? :(

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Babs said...

AnonMom - if you're last, I'm next to last.

And am I the only person in the world who thinks Robert Pattinson is scary? Not attractive in any sense of the word. I just don't get what all the fuss is about.

Leah said...

Lisa unoriginal- Robert + Kristen = Robsten.


I enjoyed the first and third book, but thought the movie was rough. They needed a way bigger budget.
I find Robert Pattison really creepy and icky.

Barton Fink said...

I don't want to be too negative, but I agree with the posters who don't care about Twilight. I would rather hear about Heidi Montag than anyone associated with Twilight. Seriously.

SarCraw said...

I really am sick of Twilight posts from Ted C. He is obsessed, either that or he has figured out that if he keeps feeding fans the info they want to hear - that the two stars are together - he will continue to get hits from that large fan base. Either way, he's alienating people who don't care and are sick of every other post being about this franchise!!!

nancer said...

whoever finds pattinson creepy, i'm right there with ya. i do NOT get it and never will.
i'm very sick of the latest crop---him, efron and crawford. if this is what passes for stars these days, then i'm glad i'm OLD.

Tam said...

Does nobody else find the twilight story line creepy? Edward is an old man ( despite looking 17) and he's madly in love with a 17 year old girl? Also Jacob will one day be with a girl he helped raise? Daddy issues much??? Ick Nast.

KellyLynn said...

I think Ted C. posts so much Twilight gossip because he's run out of sources for too much more actual gossip. He does have some decent gossip occassionally, but not like in the old days.

In any case, I don't care enough about that whole scene to even bother guessing.

muccimooch333 said...

Rachelle LaFevre for the win. Rachelle dates Jamie Thomas King from the Tudors, which is the famous significant other. Ted twittered that: "Terry Tush-Trade has such big and gorgeous hair by the way" which is DEFINITELY Rachelle with her huge head of red hair that everyone is always commenting over. Again, Rachelle for the win.

psguy said...

Ummm, just a guess:

TTT - roberT paTTinson

Anybody with me on that one?