Friday, June 12, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Princess Powder-Puff has had quite the rocky existence for the past couple of years. Besides being a sizeable tabloid target, Princess P. has had some career setbacks, too. Maybe that's because everyone around Pee uses her for something. And whatever goodies those fake pals are gaining, it's never in PPP's best interest, for sure.

See, Puff hardly has any real buds. Sad, but very true.

Now, don't feel too bad for the babe, 'cause with her money she could easily be getting help if she wanted it. Instead, Triple-Pee resorts to seeking a different kinda aid from those around her.

Like drugs. The hard stuff, babes. Like what ruins major divas' careers before the whole global tabloid world's eyes. Powder-Puff is scrounging for a fix and isn't being too subtle about it, in whatever town she happens to be touring through. And what's Pee's great idea so nobody finds out? She's asking her crew members left and right for them to score something, anything, for her.

Genius.

Yikes, this is definitely gonna make PPP's comeback 10 times harder. Just more trainwreckishly delish for us to watch, that's all.

Oh, you all do know Princess isn't used to performing sober, don't you? It's something she absolutely hates doing, and it's definitely showing—the few times she agrees to be forced into such a desultory state.

So sad, too, 'cause Pee used to have it all. Boys, hits, good-girl fame—the works.

And it ain't: Nicole Scherzinger, Nadine Coyle, Christina Aguilara

60 comments:

shazzzba said...

BRITNEY, SAD IS RIGHT.

McDooks said...

NOT a shocker, It's Gutter Swamp Gum Smackin' Twitney, y'all.

She seriously needs to fade in to oblivion, for her sake as well as ours.

Syko said...

Britney's my first thought too.

cajun cutie said...

I agree with Britney although Winehouse fits right into this also.

jagerlilly said...

I'm on the Brit-Brit train.

dana said...

i think it is Jessica Simpson - i think the clue is in "powder puff" as in powder puff football, aka tony romo. maybe that's a stretch, but i'm thinking J-Simpson. Britney is already doing her comeback. Jessica is just floundering.

silenttype said...

I could write that blind. Is it really a blind if you just change the name of what is happening for everyone to see?

ladiesluv47 said...

Jessica Simpson! "sizable" tabloid target...???

canadachick said...

Whitney houston .........

Quintessential Southerner said...

jessica simpson

dana said...

ALSO:

princess powder puff has 5 syllables; so does jessica simpson! i'm convinced!

AvaMore said...

Oh~ That's Britney Bitch!

Sorry, never found her that talented, and she can't even take care of the not one but two children shed had~ so fuck her.

No sympathy here sorry.

Megley said...

It's not unfitney--it's Ciarra.

valerie said...

I don't think it's Britney. It's someone who doesn't perform live often - "the few times she agrees to be forced into such a desultory state."

mngddess said...

Not Brit - too obvious, y'all! AA signs point to Jessica Simpson..

AvaMore said...

But to say something nice about the poor dear~ her hair is looking better than I have ever seen, nice extentions, weave, wig or whatever.

Karma-Restored.

jax said...

hello, its someone on tour currently.

not Jessica Simpson.

It's Britney Bitch and she IS floundering, see London for $3 Britney shows!

jax said...

"Just more trainwreckishly delish for us to watch, that's all."

proof positive right there.
Britney.

robert said...

Is Britney having to undergo drug testing in order to maintain custody?

nancer said...

it doesn't say she seldom performs. it says she rarely performs sober.

i just thought britney was under such scrutiny, that it isn't her, but who knows?

i think it could be whitney houston, who's attempting a comeback and has been fucked up for years.

Babs said...

Barbra Streisand - Hardly EVER tours...

Suzanne said...

I immediately thought this was Brit --
1. "Princess"
2. rocky existence for the past couple years.
3. no friends - people using her
4. trying to make a comeback
5. doesn't perform sober
6. used to have it all
7. the "and it aints" nicole is on tour with her, everyone compares her to christina, and im not sure about how nadine fits.

but then a couple things are holding me back
1. his use of the word "desultory" -- as in random? Britney is on a world tour, I wouldn't call any of her shows random or unexpected. Did he just use the word incorrectly or is this supposed to be a clue?
2. I also thought that she was getting random drug tests -- I guess you can get around this in certain ways, but I thought that was one of her father's terms.

just my thoughts. :)

Rocket Queen said...

@ Valerie - I think the "few times she agrees to..." means 'when she's sober' - i.e. she hates performing sober but has done it.

I think this is supposed to make us think it's Britney, but I'm not sure it is. The 'boys' part also makes me think it's someone who's single.

nancer said...

about the word 'desultory'. i think he means that when she performs sober, the show isn't consistent and the performance is haphazard, like 'is she up or is she down'---i don't think he's referring to random concerts that she pops up in---it's the QUALITY of the performance.

Syko said...

Britney IS single.

"Desultory" means random, haphazard, lacking in consistency, disconnected, fitful...still sounds like Brit to me.

AvaMore said...

Triple-Pee

Brit-i-ney

Ca va?

Rocket Queen said...

According to the latest gossip, Britney's been in a rel'ship with her agent for months.

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Syko said...

Dating someone doesn't mean you're not single. Anyway, after reading the article two or three times, I can't find where it says PPP is single. I could be overlooking it...

kathryn said...

Jessica Simpson famously screwed up her performances while on her country music tour, forgetting words to songs, walking off stage in tears etc...

Idiot Watcher said...

Jessica Simpson only WISHES she had a comeback tour. This is totally Brit-Brit.

Rocket Queen said...

They're referring to him as her 'boyfriend', and I would say that means she isn't single.

As I said, I just get the IMPRESSION that she's single from the last line that says she used to have it all, including boys. To me, that implies she doesn't currently have a boy.

Just my opinion.

lutefisk said...

Britney, can't imagine anyone else fitting well.

Persephone said...

Fergie

Syko said...

I think the part about used to have it all, boys, hits.. I think the "boys" refers to her children.

If you fill out a form, you get to choose single, married, divorced, widowed. No place to check "boyfriend".

Rocket Queen said...

Agree to disagree!

Harriet Hellfire said...

I think it's a little obvious to be Britney, but she does fit the bill. She also had a song called "boys", didn't she?

Miss said...

Totally thought of Jess right off. Brit is a wreck but her family is around her 24/7. She is drugged for sure but its the legal stuff. No I am feeling JS fo' sho'

Merlin D. Bear said...

Not Britney - it's too obvious.
Doubt it's Jessica either - however I think we'll be seeing a pregnancy announcement from that quarter shortly.
However to me, it does sound like Whitney Houston.
Long rumored comeback, long rumored to be a drugged out mess, and still no signs of a comeback.
Just sayin'

Pookie said...

mariah c.?

figgy said...

I don't think Ted would be mean enough to say that watching Britney is "delicious."

Brett said...

I don't think Daddy Spears would allow for this. He's with her every step of the way. I think Jessica is a good guess. My first thought was Fergie because of the time she peed herself on stage.

Andy said...

I've seen a bunch of pictures of Britney on stage on this tour, the one Ent thought wouldn't last thru March. She has always looked clear-eyed and like she's having a ball. Not to mention she's watched night and day. No it can't be her.

Simpson is finished. She's going to run on remaining inertia and be consigned to oblivion before she's 30.

Houston is a good guess. But "performing" could mean acting, too.

So I'll say Lindsay.

Rocket Queen said...

They're guessing Janet Jackson @ another site - as good a guess as any! They're also saying Rihanna, but I think her career's been up all the way.

Lindsay is not a singer and already has a Ted C. nickname - Morgan Mayhem. This blind is called "Bugged Out Belter" - so it's a singer.

Kimberley said...

Hasn't he been known for obvious blinds before? I think this one is Brit. She's def. the Princess Powder Puff of my generation's pop girls.
Plus, has Jessica Simpson ever really had a 'hit' besides some decent top 40 hits?

anita_mark said...

It's not Fergie, she's married.

It does sound obvious to be Britney but what makes it unobvious is we all think her dad is watching her closely. Maybe he's not.

A friend saw her shows in Montreal and Toronto and she said the shows were great but Britney was disappointing, her dancing isn't what it used to be.

anita_mark said...

Oh, sorry but to add. Boys - Britney song. Good girl image - Britney.

Whitney's too old to be called Princess.

trogdor said...

Lilly Allen.

Judi said...

Another tie-in with Christina: As kids, they did Mickey Mouse Club together.
Let's see. Nadine Coyle is Irish, the only real vocal talent in Girls Aloud, dating NFL player Jesse Bell. Where does she fit?

Cecilia00 said...

Hmmm...Throwing Kelly Clarkston's name into the mix.

Andy said...

Clarkson? Does she look like someone on drugs?

I'm coming around to Rihanna. She was not liked prior to her beating by Brown, she had no friends and was considered a stuck up brat and a nightmare to work with. Plus you got the "Princess" comment. And quite frankly, she might need to self medicate after what she's been through.

Audrey said...

RIHANNA

Malvika said...
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farseer0514 said...

Rihanna!
Think about it... Princess RiRi (her nickname)...Princess PP. And wasn't one of her song themes "GOOD GIRL gone bad"???

Andy said...

To Anita:

Not surprising Britney's dancing has slipped. She had arthoscopic surgery in 2004 and was in a cast for quite a while and you can still see the scar on her knee. Athletes are never the same after that kind of surgery, I would figure she isn't either.

McDooks said...

That this person is asking their crew members left and right as the BI says, would seem to almost imply that they are the ONLY people around her. This is what leads me to believe it IS Britney, since her dad has 86'd EVERYbody she associated with before. But being on tour, she HAS to have SOME contact with her dancers and crew, even if very limited. Remember the PussyCat Dolls claiming they never once interacted with her? But she's grinding on some of her dancers during her show. That is plausible that she is SO desperate that she is hitting them up since she doesn't have the freedom to score on her own. No meeting up with dealers. This is someone DEPENDENT on others to score. TOTALLY sounds like the Ring Leader to me.
Probably desperate and frantic whisperings during rehearsals or performances while they are passing by or rubbing on each other.

nellyb said...

Britney is Ivana Belch. Ted C does not use more than one nickname for celebs.

Thumper said...

its lohan

Rocket Queen said...

Another name out there based on a news piece I saw this weekend: Lauryn Hill. Apparently she's already had to cancel shows on her "comeback" tour.

That being said, I still don't know who this is - still don't think it's Britney.

Kerstin said...

whitney houston