Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Today's Blind Items

I hate giving out pet names to people in the blind items because the next thing you know I will be writing like Ted Casablanca and getting my four remaining hairs bleached. However, since this is a third appearance for Coke Mom that will be her name from now until the end of time. In our previous adventures of Coke Mom she has left out coke for her child to sample. (Accidentally) Coke mom has also hoovered her way through piles of coke with another Coke Mom. (Coke Mom 2) Anyway, at an event on Monday night Coke Mom was overheard saying the following. I kid you not. "I am getting old. I really want to try for another baby, but for some reason my husband doesn't want to." Well of course he doesn't want to. I am more shocked that he hasn't filed for divorce yet and have no idea why not. Oh. The topper. Coke Mom made about 8 trips to the bathroom in an hour.

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  1. Meep. Deborah Messing.

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  2. I wish we could figure out who Coke Mom was for sure. I'm gonna guess...I have no idea.

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  3. Damn! Damn! Damn! (in my Florida from Good Times voice). Wish we had a better hint with this one.

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  4. Sigh. Oh, Coke Mom.

    Here are the other appearances of Coke Mom:
    First Appearance
    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/02/todays-blind-items_25.html
    Second Appearance
    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/04/todays-blind-items_13.html
    Update
    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/04/todays-blind-items-from-accountant_15.html

    Enty's first description of her in the first BI:
    "She is a B list television actress with A list name recognition who would probably kill her child to get into movies."

    She is also married and has at least one child who is presumably a toddler. I'll post the most popular guesses in a second.

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  5. That does sound a lot like Debra Messing. What about Courtney Cox? Or is her child too old?

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  6. wouldn't it be funny if this was goopy?

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  7. I almost think it can't be Debra Messing because she is Lainey's body over baby mom and she has that lap band thing. Lainey says her husband wants another baby but she won't take the lap band out.

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  8. The last time Debra Messing was photographed at an event was May 4.

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  9. 8 trips to the bathroom in an hour? I mean, how would one need to 'powder their nose' that many times? Wouldn't they collapse or something? Wouldn't one trip keep you good for a while?

    I don't know. My vice is chocolate. I might be tempted to excuse myself eight times to eat some chocolate, just, you know, not in the bathroom.

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  10. Okay... So I was watching the Tori and Dean show or whatever it is... She moved and unpacked/decorated most of the house in one day. I remember a previous BI along these lines(lol) which seemed to be about her. Anyways, when Dean got home her face and jaw seemed so tense as she was buzzing around the house at night. It gave me flashbacks to the college days! I only have one kid and can't even get outta my pj's a lot of the time before noon! Did anyone else catch this?

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  11. OK, by toddler, I think the age range of the child is 1-5 years old. Making it broad, just in case.

    Anyway, here were the best 4 guesses from the first go-round:
    Tori Spelling
    Courtney Cox
    Debra Messing
    Angie Harmon

    The second BI guess, we were all convinced it was Tori after someone had a link to her talking about the swimming classes. However, I don't think it's Tori Spelling, because Enty did that update and said Coke Mom wasn't in the pictures that week.

    Enty mentioned liking Courteney Cox in a post around the same time he did one of these BI. I doubt he'd say he'd like her if this BI were her.

    Angie Harmon doesn't have A-list name recognition, IMO.

    Out of those guesses, I'd say Debra is the best guess.

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  12. ok so it's not Tori, SJP or Goop?

    my vote is Courtney Cox. maybe its just the botox but girl has a mug like the Ridler lately, something is off about her.

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  13. toddler is from walking to 3 in my book. not 4 or 5.

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  14. Whenever Coke Mom comes up, I swear it's Kelly Ripa. I still think so. She has mentioned many times that she wants more kids but shouldn't because of her past c-sections.

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  15. @ Nancer - toddler was just my term. Enty says "child". We're not sure how old the kid is.

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  16. Alison Sweeney?

    TV actress.
    Two kids, one born in 2005, the other in January 2009.
    Attended the E3 Gaming Conference on June 1 (Monday night).
    She's 33/34 and married.

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  17. OK...on Debra's IMDB page it says the following:

    8 Golden Globe Nominations
    She is 5'8"
    Has been married for 8 years.
    Born in 68.

    I don't know...just a hunch, but when I opened it up and saw that big 8 for Golden Globe noms, I could picture Enty dropping that as a hint.

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  18. ooooooooh... mackenzie I am liking the Alison Sweeney guess! She has definite potential.. but I don't know about A list name recognition..

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  19. Well, I don't know who Allison Sweeney is, so I really doubt A list name reconition.

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  20. Using that "8" as a key - Kate Gosselin? kidding not an actress.

    The way her quote is worded, I'm thinking there's only 1 kid in the family. And we would be looking at someone around 40ish right?

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  21. yeah I wasnt sure she was "a list," but I don't know what he considers to be that. She has an Emmy, I believe.

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  22. I'm on the Alison Bandwagon, see below from Wikipedia....

    "Alison has struggled with weight in the past. She is also a long-time allergy sufferer."

    Struggled w/weight?
    Allergy (sniff sniff snifff) Sufferer............

    Hmmmm. Although not sure about the Blist actress Alist wannabe reference.

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  23. I was thinking a lot of y'all said Tori previously...and for some reason I get a mental image of Kate Beckinsale for Mom #2, but not sure why.

    And I think 8 trips in an hour bespeaks low-grade shit and this chick's getting ripped-off blind, or it's really as good as good as an A-Lister can get and this chick's got it reeeeeeally bad.

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  24. How old are Kelly R's kids? She might work.

    I like Tori or Debra for this.

    Cox is already old (for bearing children) - forget "getting old".

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  25. So she's dying to get in films? does that mean she wants to ONLY make movies and leave t.v. land?
    I think I like the Debra Messing guess,ofcourse I have nothing to offer. :/

    Oh yeah coke is addictive because it makes you feel so good but the high doesn't last very long, making you crave more and more and more.

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  26. Tori seems super skinny these days. But the comment Ent made about being shocked the hubby has not left yet makes me think no on Tori cause Dean is not leaving his meal ticket and that is nothing to be shocked about. Or Ent could be making that comment as a hint "I have no idea why not" that it is Tori and Dean.

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  27. As a recovered drug addict, all I can say is that each bump gives you less and less of a bump. If you've got an 8ball with you and you do two good lines, you'll immediately be thinking about the 8ball, not the buzz you just got. It keeps on going, chasing the high, until there isn't any more coke and you call your dealer for more. Trust me, it isn't the quality of the cocaine that makes people use it compulsively, it's the nature of the drug.

    Me, I started doing meth and GHB with coke, to even things out. Yes, I ended up almost dead. Years later, I laugh about it, and I wouldn't touch the crap for anything in the world.

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  28. In the original BI, Enty made it sound like there are other children in the relationship (previous marriage/relationship for the hubby?) but only one biological child for Coke Mom (and hubby). At least, that's how I interpreted it. I know a lot of people are going with Debra Messing, but I keep thinking that there is someone else out there whom we're overlooking. Also, I'm on the bandwagon that this kid is between the ages of 1-3 years old...Other than that, I've got nothing, yet.

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  30. How does she still have a nose?

    I hope she gets outed somewhere this is crazy. Why would you as her spouse allow her near your kid?
    Take the child and leave for the child's sake.

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  31. One last guess from me: Brooke Shields. Most of her roles in the last 10 years have been TV, def A list name recognition, two young kids, well into her 30s.

    Can't figure out what event she would've been at Monday night, though.

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  32. Just checked the Accountant update on April 15th that stated they hadn't been in the pictures for the past few days. Went back to the 12th and Courtney Cox, Tori Spelling, and Kelly Ripa had all been on the blog.

    I am going with Debra Messing!!!

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  33. @ Barton - Congratulations! We all should be (and I am but I cannot speak for all here!!) proud of you for what you have been through and conquered! You are on the 'other side' and can see things clearly. We all make mistakes - but what is most important is being able to look at those mistakes, see them, make no excuses and move on to better things. It sounds as though you have done that. Good for you!!!!!!!!

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  34. Interesting!!! Still going on the Accountant update, Debra Messing and Brooke Shields both appeared on the site on March 27th, which is definitely more than a few days before April 15th.

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  35. What else went on this past Monday night?

    Standing ovation for Barton F!

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  36. Melissa Joan Hart. The Monday night event was for DJ Hero.

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  37. its ashlee simpson.

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  38. just read the other appearances soooo nevamind haha NOT ashlee simpson.

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  39. Kudo's to Barton F :)

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  40. I like the Debra Messing guess, but her husband has no real career himself, so there is a big reason not to leave.

    I also like the Tori guess, but I think Dean would put up with anything for a little fame and money. Plus, Tori seems pretty fertile, she got pregnant easily both times and likely has plenty of time to have another baby.

    Courtney Cox seems content with one kid, and I really don't see her being a big cokehead.......
    This one is hard!

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  42. Each time, I feel like I get a another little piece of this puzzle. So she is not in the youth category.

    Hmmmmm

    I onyl hope Enty reveals this one on July 4

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  43. I like the Alison Sweeney guess, however I do not think she is A list name recognition.
    What about Brooke Burke? Known for her bikini work, yet most have probably heard of her, married to David Charvet, also of Baywatch fame. I think she has two older kids from a previous relationship and two younger ones, one of which must still be in "toddler" range.

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  44. Ashlee Simpson -- definitely.

    She was in an altercation Monday night with M. Trachtenberg and apparently, she was going to the bathroom many, many times. She is rumored to be skinny b/c of the coke:

    http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-03-ashlee-simpson-attacks-pete-wentzs-ex

    I'm guessing the other Coke Mom is Nicole Ritchie.

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  45. Brooke Shields just turned 44, she has two daughters, one is 6 the other is 3.

    Debra Messing is 41, she has one son, 5.

    Courtney Cox will be 45 in a few weeks, her daughter is 5.

    Tori Spelling is 36 with son 2 and daughter almost 1.

    Melissa Joan Hart is 33, she has two sons, 3 and 1.

    Hope this helps.

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  46. Amy, a couple of things wrong with the Ashlee guess.

    Bronx is too young to be the child in question.
    And she is too young to be calling herself old in regards to hsving another baby.

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  47. Also, this rules out Sarah Jessica Parker for me since she is currently having twins via a surrogate.

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  48. So after reading the People article about her, I think this has got to be Melissa Joan Hart.

    She is 33, which is not old but definitely getting "older". She's got 2 kids one is a toddler (3 years old). Enty never says the husband is an actor, just that he is a "guy". She is the lead in one of the more famous network shows ever, Sabrina the Teenage Witch. She has A-list name recognition only, arguably b-list as an actress otherwise. The article in People this week mentions how she lost all this weight after her last baby by yoga and swimming (previous blind involved a swim class with her toddler).

    Also, I think the other actress she went on that coke binge with in a previous blind could be jaime pressly, she's mentioned as her friend and she seems like a good fit for that blind description.

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  49. Calista Flockhart? Anne Heche? Both weird, aging, TV stars, children, and would love to be in movies. And I feel like they both have husbands that nobody can figure out why they are stay with them.

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  50. whoops, should've proofread...

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  51. other than the B list actress my money would be on Shanna Mokler- oh wait are or aren't married ..i've lost track

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  52. Kate Beckinsale can't be CM1 because she was in the photos the week of 4/15 but she could be CM2 I guess.

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  53. Despite all the info here, and all the pro's and con's, I keep coming back to Courteny Cox.

    And just for the record, not all coke addicts are skinny (meth addicts, yes)...but prolonged coke use screws with your brain chemistry and makes you a miserable, couch ridden person (from what I've heard).

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  54. if this is debra messing I am supremely disappointed. I often admired her talent and her career.. in a looking up to sort of way as I too would love a career similar to hers.. but if she is a weak, selfish, desperate individual who can't control herself even in front of her child. She absolutely repulses me. what a chump!

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  55. Debra Messing, Chourtney Cox and Kate Beckinsale have ALL already been in the movies and the first hint aboout Coke Mom was that se would kill her child to be in movies. So... that makes me lean toward Tori.

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  56. I wonder who coke mom 2 is. Does Tori actually have girlfriends or any friends?

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  57. i like OhHey's analysis of Melissa Joan Hart

    seems to fit

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  58. I'm gonna go with MJH too - because she was "overheard" saying that she wants another baby. She was also "overheard" saying that she's glad FF didn't pass away.

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  59. NOT Ali Sweeney! Bite your tongues!

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  60. I am on the Messing train. I think she would eat her young to make it in movies.

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  61. Checking in...Also ruling out Angie Harmon based on this interview:


    She says she is done with kids, so she wouldn't be wondering why her husband doesn't want another.

    http://celebrity-babies.com/2009/06/03/angie-harmon-is-making-the-moments-last-a-little-longer/

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  62. Ashlee is hardly a tv actress trying to make it into movies - she's famous for "singing". Previous blinds make it clear this is a working actress.

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  63. the monday event was probably the big E3 party here in LA where JayZ and Eminem played, has anyone scanned the party pix for clues?

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  64. Allison Sweeney just had a baby last summer, doubt it's her.

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  65. I don't think Kelly Ripa is the answer to this blind, but I can see her as a coke fiend. When Pat Sajak guest hosted with her, she was flying high on something. It was uncomfortable to watch. I felt bad for Pat.

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  66. It could be Ashlee. She is going to be in Melrose Place and she was on 7th Heaven. The Perez Hilton blog indicated the incident with Simpson and Trachtenburg happened on Monday and mentioned the bathroom trips. Also, young people do mention they are getting old. I am 25 and years ago I started saying I was getting old!

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