Bai Ling Could Be Nicole Richie's Step Mom
I think the headline says it all. Of course getting married to Lionel Richie is a lot further down the road than just having dinner with him in Santa Monica the other night. This has got to be one of the strangest pairings since, wow, I don't know last week when Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan shared a dinner together. Oh, sure, I know what you are saying it isn't the same thing. But how do you know that Michael Lohan didn't sing Endless Love to Jon like Lionel sang it to Bai? Hell, as much as I love the thought of Bai Ling being Nicole Richie's step mom I would much rather see Michael & Jon head to one of those New England states that allow same sex marriages and have Jon be the step father of Lindsay and Ali. They can have an entire reality show based on Lindsay and Ali babysitting the 8 kids while Michael and Jon cuddle on the couch and discuss the best way to exploit them all. They then cackle like Dr. Evil and throw darts at life size replicas of Dina and Kate. It's genius.
17 comments:
Isn't Bai Ling already married to some rich executive?
lol, enty! but eeep on the mental images now etched into my brain...
LOL
Now THAT'S the one reality show I'd probably watch. :)
What is this? Sick humor day?
I love Lionel, but I'll boycot his ass if he marries her.
I just want to see them fuck.
I'd totally watch that show.
UGH. I'd rather have Michael as my step-mom. At least he wears a bra.
LOL @ Leah's comment!
I agree wholeheartedly with ghigu. Not because it would turn me on, but because it might be the weirdest thing I'm apt to ever see.
If there will be musical numbers like in the Brady Bunch, I'll watch that junk religiously. lol
i think i'll go for a walk outside now
the summer sun's callin my name
I just cant stay inside all day
I gotta get out get me some of those rays...
everybody's smilin
sunshine day
everybody's laughin
sunshine day
everybody seems so happy today
it's a sunshine day
OMG I always loved LR and I crushed heavily on him a few years ago when I got to talk to him.
Now.
Ugh.
It's hard to write this with a 10-foot-pole in front of me and BL's pic.
Well Nicole said she started using drugs because she couldn't handle her parents divorce. I believe Lionel has been an immature father and husband.
Now Nicole is acting like a mature parent and Lionel... he's acting like an immature senior citizen.
Lionel Richie's wife beat the shit out of him, and he never hit her back. He's a gentleman all the way. Bai Ling deserves that. She survived Tianemann Square. Both will always get a free ride with me.
...Lionel sang (Endless Love) to Bai...
Tell me you're kidding. PLEASE tell me you're kidding.
Well at least she is older than what he has been dating. That's a good sign, right?
Jamie's girl
what do you mean by "She survived Tianemann Square." ? was she a student/protester?
I don't really know who she is -only by the (odd) photos I have seen on this site.
Help with info please! :)
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