Friday, July 31, 2009

Jason Statham & Kristin Cavallari - WTF?


With the exception of Bank Job which I just can't seem to get excited about, I really love all Jason Statham movies. They aren't going to make you think, there is always action and the acting doesn't usually make you cringe. I also happen to know that most women find him somewhat attractive. Must be the accent. Oh, sure it could be the body, but I prefer to think of it as the accent and that way when I sit in the basement at night practicing my British accent I know it is for something useful and has possibilities. His body isn't going to happen for me. Ever.

So, it was surprising to see in US Weekly that Jason was spotted making out and with Kristin in the corner of some party. I mean someone from The Hills? Really? You would think he could do a whole lot better. Kristin isn't ugly but she is on The Hills. Come on.

Apparently the relationship isn't serious and was described as a hookup. The source also said it was going to happen again. At that point it isn't a hookup. At that point it is a booty call and the next thing you know he is on a very special episode of The Hills and she is in Transporter 4 and the whole thing just turns into a circus.

25 comments:

RocketQueen said...

I thought this guy was gay?

Mooshki said...

What RocketQueen said.

littleoleme said...

What RQ and M said. But I guess to dispel that rumour if you're seen making out with a sex trade worker, oops! I mean town bycycle, oops again! I mean reality extra.

West End Girl said...

Another who thought he was gay :S

Also, The Bank Job is my favourite as I know the area it's based in very well and I even had an account in that very branch. Sad but true.

GoGo said...

OMG! WOW! JS is gay?!?!?!? Ne'er heard that! Say it isn't so! What's next? You're gonna tell me Clive Owen is gay? (Please don't!)

Mooshki said...

My greatest dream is to someday see pics from a Statham/Vinnie Jones wedding.

jax said...

more likely is a Vin Diesel/Statham wedding.

Mooshki said...

No way - Statham is WAY too cool for Vin!!!

.robert said...

He's not gay, just English.

(When the lord of the rings came out we were watching a scene with merry and pippin, my friend asked if those two hobbits were gay and I answered with the above

selenakyle said...

Oh my Lord, Enty--that photo just made my DAY.

Yummy, yum YUM!

Love love, love Statham, no matter how stupid or far-fetched the movie.

selenakyle said...

AND...I'd watch him f*ck anybody, no matter the gender, even a he/she. Really.

Do not care--love to watch him and listen to his voice.

I even liked him in the crappiest of crap movies of all time with Jessica Biel called "London."

Yeccchhh. Terrible movie.

Do not, I repeat do NOT, ever watch that POS movie. Your eyeballs ill bleed, and then you'll want mounds of blow and then be doubly-pissed off.

And he wore a ridiculous toupee in it. But I still loved him.

selenakyle said...

*will bleed, not ill bleed* (either works, I s'pose)

DNfromMN said...

I'm with selena... I didn't quite read the story first.. I just stared for a bit.

And I actually enjoyed The Bank Job. But then again, I love that way-too-skinny Saffron Burrows, too.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Count me in on the Statham fan wagon. I'm a big fan and since he's in most all of the British gangtsa flicks, it's a win win.
Anyway... I hope it's just a publicity stunt...I'd be so damn dissapointed if Enty's worst case scenario played out.

jax said...

.robert- well there were plenty of stories of him getting 'English' with other dudes here in Vancouver.lol.

Ayesha said...

Can't a guy go slumming sometimes?

I mean, even I take my kids to McDonald's a few times a year.

childeroland said...
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childeroland said...

More of these 'weird' hookups probably happen than we'll ever hear about. And KC is hot, with her mouth closed.

gay tallywacker said...

I thought he was going out with some chick named Alex Zostman or something like that and I thought she was abusive towards him? Anyone else ever heard of that or do I live in my mind?

Caroline said...

I, too, thought he was gay?

mngddess said...

Jax and Mooshki, I'm a gonna slap you on EA for saying those things. That man has a sick body and makes those kung-fu moves like poetry in motion. No WAAAAY he swings for the home team!

(crossing fingers...)

sunnyside1213 said...

I am on the gay train, but don't care. Love him. Love his voice, but it has changed since Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels. He wasn't as sexy sounding back then.

GoddessNow said...

Is hook up the new tag for one night stand?

B626 said...

I love watching him in all his movies but never saw any good love scenes with any of his female costars. The chemistry was never there that's when my gaydar went off.

shakey said...

I like Ayesha's comment. Actually, I love it.

Not a fan of JS. Worst scene ever in a movie is that public sex scene in Crank. I mean, COME ON.

And this is from someone who loves Jean-Claude Van Damme movies.