Friday, July 31, 2009

The Jessica Simpson Stories Just Don't Stop


Well the good news is this story has absolutely nothing to do with Tony Romo. The bad news is that four consecutive days of Jessica Simpson stories probably sets a record. She should get dumped more often. Not only does the world feel somewhat sympathetic towards her, she hasn't received this much publicity since her farmer fruit tour. That is my term for any type of fair that incorporates a fruit. The so and so Peach Festival or something like that. Oh, and one of the other requirements is there has to be a Miss Peach Festival and she has to be 18 and the daughter of either a farmer or the car dealer in town who agreed to loan out cars for the parade featuring his daughter.

Anyway, the NY Post is reporting that on Jessica's new television show called The Price Of Beauty that she is taking price to a whole new level. Apparently she managed to talk VH-1 into giving her a budget of $25,000 an episode for hair and makeup. That is a monstrous amount of money for a low budget cable travel show. I would say 99% of the people involved in the show will make less than the hair and makeup person. The Post says VH-1 is pissed. Hey they are the ones who signed the contracts. As for Jessica's people, they say, "A budget was approved when the deal was made. All parties were satisfied."

When a spokesperson says all parties were satisfied it means they are laughing their asses off while the other side fires someone.

12 comments:

.robert said...

I'd love to see an itemized bill.

DNfromMN said...

I'm sorry, but my first job out of college I wasn't even making 25,000 a year, that is ridiculous. How could that have squeaked through?

jax said...

so Ken Paves is going travelling?

captivagrl said...

I wish she would go away.

Hope said...

I can't stand her.

kay said...

I realize that some people find her attractive but her stupidity makes her repulsive to me. I hate to say it but my chihuahua is smarter than she is.

RocketQueen said...

I don't know if you guys are watching the new Big Brother, but I just found a new candidate for stupidest reality star ever: a blondie named Jordan.

She is simply amazing to watch. They showed clips of her last night asking her housemates where Iowa was and what the Vatican is. Just wow.

merrick said...

I actually feel sorry for her. I think PimpaJoe has alot to do with the stories that the media are fed, and the problem is most of the time, she comes across looking like a jackass. I dont think he really cares as long as she is getting press. Good press bad press, its all press.

Lisa (original) said...

RocketQueen, have you noticed the mental caliber of most people in their teens and 20's has regressed to almost Neanderthal level? Don't even get me started their morals.

I'm scared for my future!

bionic bunny! said...

"miss peach"
oh, enty, your southern is showing!

mustn't forget the "antelope valley hay and alfalfa festival". i have no idea if they crown a "miss alfalfa" or what, only that after 3 $5 beers i can not pronounce it.
not to mention there's very little hay OR alfalfa involved anymore.
wow. drinking this early should be avoided.

ardleigh said...

@ Lisa(the original) I came across that
I was asked, "Well who won the Am. Civil War? I never paid attention in history Class."

You aren't kidding about the being scared for your future.

sunnyside1213 said...

I just feel sorry for her.