Friday, July 17, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Crawley McNugget is back, but don't worry, his sleaziness hasn't gone anywhere. Remember Crawley? The little TV star that could? He racks up bedroom conquests about as fast as he blows the lines out at night. After all, when are sex and drugs not one in the same in this skanky town of Hollywood? FYI: Because of the drug factor previously mentioned, that's why we can't just reveal to you all who this seemingly not-so nice guy is, but since we're feeling kind today, we'll offer superfab clues.

'Cause C.M. has now schlepped his schlong and STDs to the perfect place, teaming with fellow and impressive sluts: Vegas.

The 'Nugg decided to take his game to Sin City recently. And no, he didn't run into Jerry Rock-Butt there. Cee prefers to keep his posse full of movie stars, instead.

Anyway, Crawley was having a fab time out clubbing, hitting on girls left and right, natch. Most of them fell for his semi-fame bait. Except one. See, C.M. likes the chase as much as anyone else, so when his not-so-smooth "you do know who I am?" (no joke) lines didn't work on this par-tick smart babe, he'd finally had enough.

"You know what, fine. If you're not going to sleep with me, then see that girl in the red dress over there? Your friend? I can take her up to my room and bang her right now if I want!"

And he did. Talk about classy. Jeez, some friend, huh? Not sure who's the sleazier turd here? But whatev.

Seriously, how are some girls so damn gullible? This fair-haired guy isn't ugly by any means, but he's clearly a douche prick and crab-friendly asshole. Is bedding someone semi-famous that worth it, girls? Yuck. Maybe C.M.'s turning more into his TV character than we thought.

And it Ain't: Tony Romo, Penn Badgley, Bradley Cooper

39 comments:

D said...

I'm going with McCauley Culkin

kris said...

David Spade came to mind...but I don't really care. :)

pomme said...

kevin connelly of "entourage"?

laura381 said...

Kevin Connelly.

TinselSass said...

Kevin C gets my vote.

austinrob said...

Are any of Ted's blind items ever revealed?

nothistime said...

CM is "fair-haired". Isn't Kevin Connelly dark haired?

jax said...

David Spade.

Connelly's character isn't like that on Entourage. Not him.

tony romo wtf? how random.

someone from gossip girl? no clue.

blog hopper said...

This season Kevin Connelly's character has been single and sleeping around (based on 1 episode). I vote for him.

AnonMom said...

David Spade sounds like a good guess, but on what tv show has he played an asshole?

kris said...

I think he's an a-hole on Rules of Engagement...he basically plays a man whore...

Katie said...

here's the link to the last C.M. blind.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/01/ted-c-blind-item_30.html

Most people were guessing Kevin Connolly. And it ain'ts were: John Mayer, Matt Dillon, and Verne Troyer

Jose said...

But it does mention that C.M. is "fair-haired". Kevin isn't right?

The initials remind me of Chad Michael Murray, who has always seemed like a "douche prick," though I'm sure Hollywood has many to spare.

Girly said...

Kevin Connolly.
I think last time someone pointed out he was called McNugget in one of the episodes...not sure though.

ms_wonderland said...

This was an extra BV posted earlier this week, not the Friday one.

Most people went for Kevin Connelly

Mina said...

Kellan Lutz.

jax said...

re Connelly: is a red head considered fair haired?
not in my world...that means blonde,no?

The charachter E is not a womanizer, and the guys all tease him about it in every season.Theonly time he broke from that mold was the 3some...with his gf.

David Spade has played the manwhore douchebag in a few shows now. Quite frankly, most young girls would recognize Connelly over Spade in most cases.

Jennifer said...

I think he outed Jerry Rock-Butt as JT though:

"The 'Nugg decided to take his game to Sin City recently. And no, he didn't run into Jerry Rock-Butt there. Cee prefers to keep his posse full of movie stars, instead."

JT is not a movie star...

I don't watch Entourage so I can't comment on the KC guess but I don't think it's David Spade - I thought he was a nice guy...

Kara said...

The last C.M. blind had John Mayer as an "ain't." This one has Tony Romo. Both dated Jessica Simpson, one half of a pair of "famous" sisters with little talent. Kevin Connelly used to date Nicky Hilton, one half of a pair of "famous" sisters with NO talent.

shakey said...

I'm with Kevin Connelly.

Katie said...

kevin connelly was pretty much the unanimous answer on the previous blind item about crawley mcnugget. and yes, i do think he is fairhaired. light brownish/dark blondish.

diatribes and dish said...

I've never watched Entourage, but even so, my first thought was Kevin Connolly.

cdanluva said...

since he says "he isn't ugly by any means" i think this rules out David Spade.

i vote kevin connelly

sunnyside1213 said...

Ted revealed the Butterscotch Stallion as Owen Wilson. Other than that, I can't think of any. Lots of people think his BIs are fake.

JJ said...

I got Jeremy Pivon out of this. Could fair-haired be reference to barely any?

Especially when he calls his 'Nug, as some call Jeremy Piv.

CM said...

Piven was eliminated in a previous blind.

CM said...

* Update July 16: Ted has eliminated John Mayer, Matt Dillon, Verne Troyer, David Spade, Jeremy Piven, Johnny Galecki, Penn Badgley, Tony Romo, Bradley Cooper.

* Top suspect: Kevin Connolly

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Twinkle Toes said...

Def Connolly, sorry Jax.

bionic bunny! said...

david spade is a pretty good guy, doubt it's him.
also, i don't know about ted, but owen wilson called HIMSELF the "butterscotch stallion".

leeloodallas said...

I like the Chad Michael Murray guess since its been said he's not very faithful, he's fair haired, but is this a current tv star? I don't think One Tree Hill is on anymore right?

leeloodallas said...

nevermind, apparently CMM is engaged

leeloodallas said...

sorry one more post - Kevin was at TAO nightclub in Vegas in June for a WALE performance. His hair is light-ish so I think we have a winner.

figgy said...

But what about the fact that Kevin Connolly has major gay face and looks like the annoying little kid next door? Does anyone get off on that, seriously?

it's miley! said...

idk what to think, because this is how ted described him on his previous blind:
"But look, the really ridic thing about the dude is that his real-life sex manners are not at all like the nice TV character he plays."

and now he says:
"Yuck. Maybe C.M.'s turning more into his TV character than we thought."

i still think is kevin c though

jax said...

damn.

telesma said...

"Cee" = "E". Kevin Connelly. :)

Sara Bellum said...

David Spade is well known in Phoenix for being a very nice guy. He contributes to charity and you see him around restaurants and stuff and keeps to himself and is very kind to all around him. The hubs and I saw him at Zen 32 for sushi sitting at the sushi bar. Low profile.

Christyn said...

Kevin Connelly