Thank You Dina Lohan
Just when you thought that perhaps the day was going to end in kind of a meh way, along comes Dina Lohan to look ridiculous. Last night she was at some event and OK! Magazine managed to get two coherent sentences out of her before something kicked in and she started some kind of random makes no sense kind of thing.
The great thing about Dina is that even when she is speaking coherently it still is such obvious crap that it makes the world fun.
How would Dina describe Lindsay in one word? “She’s a genius. Such a good heart.” I am seriously not making this up. If Lindsay is the genius in that family than, wow, Darwin has some explaining to do, because I can't imagine what idiots were in their previous generations.
As for what Lindsay really wants to do in the future other than act and beat down Sam Ronson's door for a living? “Lindsay will direct one day. She loves directing.” Well, my philosophy is that she really couldn't do any worse at directing than she has at acting so give her a shot. Of course she will only want to direct the next Transformers movie or something of that caliber for her first time out. No indies for her. Can you imagine if someone actually gave her that job? That would be like the best day ever. All the characters in the movie would be wearing leggings and have an unhealthy orange glow to them.
Now, here is where Dina gets off the rails. No, not coke rails, just the expression getting off the rails. OK! asked her about Lindsay and how she can't seem to get an acting job.
“You know what, I taught my children to love. And if you fall in love, life is about that. Family, it’s not about work. You want goals, you want it to be, but you still want someone to share that with, so it’s kind of an open ended question. We’re all living that. We’re all looking for love and someone to be with; someone to share that with. My parents have been married for 50 years, we see that and that is important. It’s work, but you want to separate it, go home and have a family. [Work] is not going to be forever.”
I think I can see where she is going but it still doesn't make any sense at all. But hey, it's Dina. Always a good time. And no, it isn't just her dates who say that.
26 comments:
Dina's not looking so good---I think her maintenance fund must have dried up.
HUH?!?!!
Someone needs to stop the Mistress of Crazy from appearing at any kind of event. It just perpetuates the idea that she has any type relevance. *blah*
HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA....
Does she have a black eye in that photo?
Hmm. Most people are able to love and work at the same time. Maybe not geniuses, though.
I was going to say the same thing lutefisk. Rough times for Dina.
Yes, because her "love" with Sam is so much better than a career. I believe last night Sam dumped all LiLo's clothes out of a window after LiLo complained about her hanging out with another girl.
And super LOL, Enty!
What was she on??
Transformers 3: Revenge of the Oompah Loompahs
A little less time in the sun would be in order. That's not all fake orange tanner. those giant chest freckles bespeak way too much sun on that area.
And I wonder if my hair is too long for my age, too, when I see her. At least mine has some color dimension...
Mooshki I read that too and saw the pictures of Lindsay picking her stuff up off the ground. She never had a chance with this woman and that man as parents.
Dina is only slightly more coherent than Courteney Love. I'm waiting for Dina's crazy time total meltdown.
Spay and neuter!
I feel so bad for those kids. Yeah, that includes Lindsay. At this point, they'd be better off if Britney adopted them.
I totally agree- she must be too broke to keep up the Botox and Restylene (sp) cuz she looks TORE UP FROM THE FLOOR UP.
And WHAT an idiot.
LOL @ Andy...pretty sad when a statement like that could actually, remotely, teeny weeny be TRUE.
Pfffttt! LOLOL!!
I think it would have been kinder to leave her children in the wilds to be raised by wolves.
I'm going with benzo use. That's the kind of gibberish people like Paula Abdul, who LOVEEES her tranquilizers, spouts off. Dina feels gooooooooooooooooooooooood.
WTF? Did she say that the women in her family are a bunch of gold digging whores who would rather find someone to take care of them than get a job. That's been my opinion all along, but I'm stunned that she's admitting it.
I think for sport she should hook up with John minus Kate. And maybe get the Kate hair cut. That scenario would provide a lot of entertainment.
I kept seeing previews for Lindseys abcfamily movie all weekend... all I could think of was " dis!! " ( a totally 14 year old me saying but I digress )
She must have been eating some SERIOUS crow on that set :/
I have neer seen a lonelier and more lost looking girl child than Lindsay Lohan so it appears the not focusing on work but focusing on love and family - bad advice :(
Talk about random...She and Joe jackson should hook up, but she's too old.
Ha, Andy! That's right, the matriarch and patriarch of the Lohan clan do make Britney look like a responsible, sober parent. Which is insane, scary, freaky, etc. Oh Lindsay -- all that talent with no direction anywhere. She could've been a Jodie Foster type; now I fear we're seeing another Dana Plato before our eyes.
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