Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Today's Blind Items

So, imagine if you will that you are a teenage girl and you have the opportunity to meet your male tween singing crush. Someone who comes from a singing family, but not as famous as the other part of the singing family. Imagine you meet this crush and he chats you up and before he leaves for the night he gets your phone number and you also make out a little bit. So, your tween crush goes on tour but while he is on tour he calls you and calls you fairly frequently. You really think he likes you and so when he asks you to meet him in another state you agree. Of course your mom doesn't agree to let you go alone but says she will go with you. The tween star is ok with that and so you make plans, buy tickets (cheap bastard) and book hotels. You get down there after having spent all that money and he stands you up. No call no nothing and you never hear from him again.

59 comments:

Emobacca said...

Aaron Carter?

Mooshki said...

I'd say she's a lucky girl, both to be rid of him, and to have a mom who's actually responsible and caring enough not to let her travel alone!

kris said...

Miley's brother

Gayla said...

I was going to say a JoBro b/c they are on tour right now, but they're all equally famous, I think?

I can't even imagine Aaron Carter having that many fans at this point, let alone a big enough career to go on any sort of tour. I also didn't know Miley's brother was a singer (or "singer")...for that matter I don't think I knew she had a brother.

ardleigh said...

Is his name Dick? If not it should be.

shakey said...

First person I thought of was Aaron Carter. Isn't there another Carter, or is it someone else who has that awful song that Ludicris is part of?

The Cyrus family is plausible, though.

RocketQueen said...

A JoBro

gay tallywacker said...

I think you are right Kris - Trace Cyrus ftw

MLissa14 said...

The oldest Jonas brother, he recently got engaged.

Audrey said...

I'm not a mom and don't ever want to be one, so I try never to give parenting advice.

I don't have a guess because I don't keep up with any Tweeners (see above), but the mom showed bad judgment. What did she think would happen? They'd fall in love and get married?

Next time, save the money for your kid's college education.

cricket said...

Trace Cyrus and Demi Lovato

warmislandsun said...

Hmm, having to buy your own concert tickets when your "date" is the performer should have been the first clue....... I hope the mother is sane and was able to console her daughter. So many worse things might have come from this story - I consider them lucky.

Mim said...

Prick.

pomme said...

the mom is clever and i'm sorry for the teenage girl!

CM said...

Who is touring? Does Miley's brother tour?

I had originally thought a Jonas brother, but I think they're all equally (more or less) famous.

Doesn't Aaron Carter work the Wendy's drive through window?

Grace said...

Blinded by fame. Interesting how it screws with people's judgment.

Cancan said...

Elvis used to pull this shit all the time, but the girl would come home to find a brand new Cadillac in her driveway.