The Sun has a quick little blurb about Kylie Minogue and her boyfriend Andres Velencoso getting into an argument in New York. Since Kylie is not that big here and no one knows who the hell Andres is I was just skimming through it. Then I noticed that Kylie hit Andres which always makes the story more interesting. Then I saw the fact that she didn't use her hand or fist or anything like that. Nope. Kylie used a fan.
Apparently the couple were at B Bar in New York when they got separated. Big crowds, dark, it happens. Like most men Andres figured the best place to wait would be the bar. We do that because bars have alcohol, televisions playing sports and we don't have to walk around and around in circles looking like an idiot. We are firmly rooted to one position which makes it easier to be found. All walking around does if the other person is walking around is make two people angry. If one person is sitting and drinking and watching television they are probably not getting angry. Further, even when the separated party finds him and maybe starts yelling at him he won't really care because he is drunk and watching television.
Anyway, Andres was working this plan to perfection. Unfortunately for him, Kylie is a person who apparently has different rules for separation. She thought he would immediately rush outside and wait for her. So, when he didn't show up outside she went inside looking for him. She found him. See? I told you. Sitting in one place works. She was pissed that he was at the bar and had a drink and so walked up to him and slapped him across the face with her fan. Seriously? Was this like a paper one she made with napkins while she was waiting for him or some expensive one which probably hurts when slapped across a face?
I'm guessing Andres got up and walked out with her to the car. Head hung down in shame. He should have dated Danni. She is a drinker. She would know where to look.