Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Cameron Douglas's Girlfriend Is An Idiot


I would say that high on the list of people not to date would be drug dealers. I am not saying they are at the top of the list but they are fairly near the top. Reason number one is because you are very likely to be arrested at some point during your relationship. Reason number two is that you probably will start using drugs which will cause you to do stupid things. Of course this presumes you are not stupid in the first place for dating said dealer.

Well yesterday in federal court, Cameron Douglas' girlfriend Kelly Scott was arrested. Why was Kelly arrested? Because she passed Cameron an electric toothbrush. Oh, and inside the toothbrush were dime bags of heroin. Yes, inside a federal f**king courtroom she tried to pass someone drugs.

What an idiot.


27 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:15 PM

    What a dumbass LOL. Serves her right!!

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  2. Now that's what I call "thinning the herd."

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  3. I like what Michael K said: "They arrested her and stamped "FAIL" on her forehead."

    hee hee So much for her dreams of stardom.

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  4. *rolls eyes at the idiocy*

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  5. LOLOLOL she is PRECIOUS

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  6. They both need to be put away for a while.

    Can you imagine the conversation that led to this and the fact that they thought it was a good idea at the time?

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  7. Oh come on Enty...she obviously didn't know they were in there, she'd NEVER do a thing like that I'm sure.

    She obviously was preparing for a role in an upcoming movie about a drug dealer in prison and she didn't know that those little bags she stuffed in the toothbrush "in order to prep for the role" were really drugs!

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  8. ** At least that's what the People article will probably say.

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  9. Like you can pass something to a Federal defendant in court and not have it torn apart to the smallest component.

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  10. Aaaahhhh, HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!

    Un-freaking-believable.

    That takes the cake.

    Wow.

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  11. ...and if that is she in the photo, she's got a great rack.

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  12. Yes, but she has great tits!

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  13. Cameron looks just like Michael did in "The Streets of San Francisco".

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  14. LOL First thing I thought was now these two should be in some sort of intervention/reality show. You have to be some sort of serious fucked up to think you'd get away with this.

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  15. Was this at the Federal courthouse in Foley Square in Manhattan? Home of the most compulsive guards and bailiffs in the legal world? How tf did she get the toothbrush past the guards in the lobby,to begin with? And did the bailiff intercept before the handoff was completed? Because I can't fathom how she would have even gotten within reaching distance of the defendant in one of those cavernous courtrooms.

    Oh, you know the first thing his lawyer did was text his office to order a new Lexus for him; this is going to cost Kirk and Michael soooooo much money.

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  16. wow, then that douglas offspring moron has a serious drug habit. what an ass the gf is to enable this. glad she got caught.

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  17. Her bra size must be bigger then her IQ. She's stump dumb to think they'd just let that hand off happen.

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  18. Anyone else think the bailiff who caught this will be telling this story until and after he/she retires?

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  19. Is Michael Douglas the father in a BI a couple of months ago who knowingly puts up with his son's drug use/abuse?
    Anyone else remember this one?
    At the time, everyone assumed it was Ryan O'Neal, but when the arrest broke, I began wondering otherwise. Michael Douglas doesn't strike me as exactly a model parent.

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  20. I think it also adds on another charge for the person receiving the drugs as well.

    I don't think Michael was a bad parent, Cameron is 30 years old not a neglected child, his mother never worked, they waited to divorce until he was 19 years old, even the most delicate flower should be able to handle something like that. He was on most of his dad's film sets and Michael was at school games and plays - he was given excellent private schooling. This guy was handed out some pretty nice cards in the game of life. For whatever reason he is a drug addict and dealer, that is a lifestyle choice, his father had him rehabbed several times. What more could he do for his son? All he had to do was ask for help and his father would have sent him to rehab again. And again.

    I don't think it's far to blame the parents for any of this at all. This is all on a very ill and stupid man who is going to be in prison for a while because of his decisions.

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  21. Darwin Award worthy.

    I'd call this Romancing The Cold Stone Stupid.

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  22. sad. all the doors open to him simply because of who his dad is and he becomes an a heroin addict. this gives me chills.

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  23. He wasn't in a courtroom. He was in his mother's apt in NYC - out on bail but with court-ordered private security guards.

    The guards monitored his phone call to girlfriend. He focused on her bringing him an electric toothbrush and wanted to know when "the toothbrush" would arrive.

    All the emphasis on the toothbrush alerted one of the guards monitoring the phone call, and another guard remembered he had recd a toothbrush only a few days before.

    The guards put the clues together and caught them red-handed. He was then taken to jail.

    He might have under estimated the guards, since he (his family) was paying them.

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  24. Thank you for the details, Lynn.
    They're both losers.

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