Friday, August 28, 2009

Heather Mills Recycles Junked Clothes Into Ugly Clothes

Heather Mills has taken that comedic Julia Stiles video from earlier in the week and turned it into reality. In the video, Julia cut up a bunch of old clothes and turned them into new items. Ugly, but new. Well, Heather Mills has actually done it for real and not as a joke. Yesterday she debuted her new eco-friendly line. All of the clothes had been clothes before but were recycled and turned into something new, but again ugly. At least in my opinion. Oh, and she has promised at least two lines of this monstrosity a year.






27 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Lol - they're horrible. Wonder what she's selling them for.

I know a lot of people hate Heather, but I think she really got skewered by the media during the divorce. "Don't talk shit about our saintly Paul!"

Bad Fish said...

I know this sounds awful, but...I give her props for her efforts lately. At least she's trying to be more than the scandalous one legged hooker she is. Can't say that about most gold diggers.

Momster said...

Wow. Would love to see the judges on Project Runway comment on these "fashions"!

shazzzba said...

SHE GOT A TASTE OF FAME AND IS HOOKED....
IDIOT, ENJOY THE MONEY....

not on my dollar said...

Does the first picture of the woman in the white wedding getup have a big red stain on it? UGH! It looks like a wine stain or I don't even want to guess spot.


Also the "scandalous one legged hooker" comment was hilarious!

Lisa (original) said...
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Lisa (original) said...

LOL @ "scandalous one legged hooker"!

Little Edie from Grey Gardens did this decades ago because they couldn't afford new clothes.

With similarly hideous results!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Meanwhile, Stella laughs and laughs.

Lisa (original) said...

I just noticed she has strapped her fake leg into a high heel. Props to the rich hooker.

Psychos are Nuts said...

oh dear god O_O

Harriet Hellfire said...

The clothes are OK, I guess, but I mostly like the fact that all the models are quite normal-looking. I can dig that.

whole_lotto _luv said...

You all are soooo bad, lol!

My own family used to recycle clothes, but instead of "eco-friendly" our name for them was "hand-me-downs" or "patched up shirts."

Jewels said...

LOL whole_lotto_luv, who knew we were so ahead of the times, being "eco-friendly" in the 80's, wow! ;)

Mooshki said...

Can we poison these clothes so that anyone who buys and wears them is removed from the gene pool? ;)

sunnyside1213 said...

Yes, I have recycled, remade clothes, and composted for years and my ex, the Alien, called me cheap. Now it's trendy. Go figure.

captivagrl said...

her lack of talent, taste, and originality continues...

DNfromMN said...

at least the male model is purdy

Jingle Belle said...

Strange...the comment I made earlier is gone. All I said was that I notice Heather Mills isn't wearing any of these glorified clown suits.

anita_mark said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I hate to say it but I kind of dig the shoes she's wearing.

SugaMama said...

Umm, yes ok, I officially hate her now.

.robert said...

It is very funny considering the Stiles clip from the other day.

ardleigh said...

Well that would be a big miss in quality, style and taste.

Aphrodite said...

Is she clinicaly insane? I... have.... never...

selenakyle said...

Please, I did that shit for years growing up. It was called "halloween costumes," with teh occasional crazy get-up I'd wear to clubs.

Bad Fish said...

Also, bare feet on the runway is gross.

WBotW said...

Better than much of the crap that the astonishingly untalented Stella calls fashion.

Karmen said...

UGH. I hate her and everything she stands for. Her clothes are horrible. Stop this fuckery instantly!