Monday, August 17, 2009

Joe Jackson Is A Tool


For years and years I didn't have to think about Joe Jackson or ever hear him speak. The only time he ever entered into my consciousness would be when I was flipping through the television and would stumble on one of those really bad made for tv movies about The Jackson's. Other than that my life had no Joe Jackson in it.

Now it seems he is absolutely everywhere and is making as many dollars as he can until he has the chance to go through Katherine's purse. And by purse I mean she is going to get 40% of Michael's estate and I know for sure Joe is going to be helping himself to some of that. And what should happen if say Katherine were to die first and leave that 40% to Joe?

The NY Daily News reported today that Michael Jackson is going to be buried on August 29th at 10am. They learned this from Joe who wants privacy for the funeral. Uh huh. Then why in the hell did you tell everyone when and where? He told this to the News while holding court at the Palms hotel with a woman he just signed to his record label. Joe has a record label? He also plugged the Palms hotel and said he was going to be back at The Palms right after the funeral. Autographs will be just $25 and he will be selling bags of dirt from around Michael's grave for another $100 a bag. I totally made up those last two things, but would you really put it past the guy? Plus, I am not convinced they are actually going to put Michael in the ground. Why is Joe spending so much time in Vegas?

14 comments:

CM said...

ENTY tool doesn't even come close. I knew he was a d-bag when he was at the BET Awards shortly after MJ's death sitting in the front row. The rest of the family was out grieving and he was networking and looking for opportunities. It was disgusting.

Sylvia said...

I thought Mr. Ugly lived in Vegas. Isn't he and Katherine divorce??

This guy is such a money hungry person just like his son Jeraime who is also trying to get his fame in there one way or another. And don't forget LaToya who is also trying to famewhore herself with what she can.

These people are so disgusting!!

Jessica said...

makes sense about August 29th since that would be his 51st birthday

he is a total skeez ball
should have been buried a long time ago not on the day of his birthday

hotchacha said...

Satan lives in Vegas.

He and Katherine will never divorce. Religious reasons.

Sylvia said...

LOL@religious reasons.

Doesn't he have a daughter with another woman?

selenakyle said...

He's in Vegas snorting coke and ogling whores.

Lady J said...

I believe he and Katherine are separated. Don't know if they are divorced. I do know that he lives in Vegas and she lives in CA.

selenakyle said...

Enty channeled a little MK flair there in the past paragraph!

Pookie said...

"...my life had no Joe Jackson in it."

teehee!

califblondy said...

I swear I thought I read a few years back that they had secretly divorced. I have a friend who was with a young woman in Vegas and Mr. Jackson tried to pick up on her and then played the "Don't you know who I am?" card when she turned him down. Too bad he didn't realize that knowing who he is is the reason he's getting shot down.

I wished the kids and Katherine would stick together and cut this guy out of the will, their lives, and from ever making another penny off Michael.

sunnyside1213 said...

I hope Kathrine is making an airtight will so el creepo gets nothing.

Sorka8 said...

That cretin is the lowest sort of pondscum from the scummiest nastiest pond there ever was. No wonder Michael wanted to obliterate anything of his father from his face.

If there is any justice in the world, Katherine will outlive Joe.

Patrice said...

He lives in Vegas with one of his "alleged" children outside of his marriage. And yes, they are still married however they don't believe in divorce, so she stays in LA and he runs around with jailbait and calls LV home. Real piece of work he is....allegedly.

Patrice said...

He lives in Vegas with one of his "alleged" children outside of his marriage. And yes, they are still married however they don't believe in divorce, so she stays in LA and he runs around with jailbait and calls LV home. Real piece of work he is....allegedly.