Life & Style Magazine was the big winner in the Kate Major, "someone please pay me something so I don't look like a fool for f**king Jon Gosselin and quitting my job" sweepstakes. Congratulations to Life & Style and here is what they won.
"He totally screwed me over and acted like a dirtbag."
Nooo. Can you imagine.
"He was a great kisser. It was amazing."
Anyone else throw up a little? It gets skeevier. Just wait.
"Looking back, it was all pretty much sexual. That's what he had in mind."
Looking back? Se makes it seem they had a decades long relationship that ended years ago instead of a weekend at Daddy Lohan's place a few weeks back.
Kate went on to say that Jon snuck her into the house while the kids were sleeping and made her pay when they had sex in a motel room because he didn't like to use credit cards. He promised her trips to Las Vegas and Los Angeles and didn't take her. One thing I noticed was that she also seems like she wanted to work for Ed Hardy. Work there or wear it, it is all the same. You are killing the world by your contribution. (Of course in this economy take any damn job you can find)
As for Shiloh being the Messiah, check out the cover. "Shiloh rescued a village of kids." Love it.