Monday, August 31, 2009

Stupid Thing #489 From Jon Gosselin's Mouth - And A Rant From Me


For those of you who saw the headline and moved on, I don't blame you. Hell, I have had enough of the Gosselin's to last a lifetime. I wasn't even going to post a picture of him in Vegas this weekend hitting on women in his cabana. Why they even went inside I have no idea. Maybe they think hair plugs are hot or were trying to find his Ed Hardy tattoo.

Anyway, there is some kind of interview Jon gave to Good Morning America and in the interview he says, ""I'm not saying TLC is exploiting my children. But I do believe the media and tabloids covering my family and the show for their own financial gain are the ones exploiting them. I have said on numerous occasions TLC has afforded my kids a better life and has helped provide a better roof on their heads."

Seriously? You think the media is exploiting your kids? 99% of the time the media doesn't show your kids. The only times they do is when you throw them out there for a photo op like in front of the school bus last week. The media doesn't care about 8 kids. They aren't making money off showing pictures of the kids you idiot. They are making money off of you and your ridiculousness. If you weren't going around hitting on a different woman each week and hosting pool parties in Vegas the paps and the tabloids would leave. They don't care one iota about your kids unless you are beating them or something.

If you and Hailey go off and do absolutely nothing except go to your farm and to your place in New York you watch how fast the media leaves. If we are to believe your story though the paps will continue to be around taking pictures of your kids? WTF? And they let you reproduce? F**k me you are a moron.

22 comments:

shazzzba said...

WHY BOTHER......

figgy said...

How is it possible that a fat, ugly, lazy man with no discernable talent is interesting to the media?

I mean, it's not like he's even the one who carried the litter. All he had to do was jack off into the little petrie dish. BFD.

Beensie said...

Please ban him!!!!

AnonMom said...

No ban, I am looking forward to the reports of him crashing and burning.

kris said...

Marry me Enty...

whole_lotto _luv said...

figgy, lmao!

BigMama said...

Don't hold back Enty, let us know how you really feel...LOL......I sugest an open letter to E! I can't stand this douche bag, even before all this started, he seemed worthless...

captivagrl said...

very skeevy looking

Mooshki said...

Hee hee hee!!!

BlahFrickinBlah said...

You have to be an epic douchebag to look bad next to his old lady. Please tell me this jerk off got snipped after the little army was born. Please?

sunnyside1213 said...

Why doesn't he hook up with Lindsey Lohan and we could have some really interesting gossip.

BigMama said...

sunnyside1213, I am sure that is what daddy lohan was working on....

DJ said...

thanks for the laugh Enty!!

linnea said...

hahaha, lets not give him any ideas!

mngddess said...

You know, I hate Kate G. for what she did to her kids, using them as a commodity before they were even born; but I would be so embarrassed to have an ex-husband like Jon, who thinks he can revert back to his teens when he thought he was cool. Oy vey.

Liz said...

"F**k me you are a moron." -- couldn't have said it better myself, Enty!

Pookie said...
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Pookie said...

"F**k me you are a moron."

you're killing me. that was fabulous!

on a positive note...the shirt he's wearing in the pic is quite the improvement over those played-out ed hardy Ts...oh thank god.

Melody said...

He's beginning to look like Joey Buttafuoco. That can't end well. His ex best keep an eye out for handgun-toting white trash lolitas.

Kelly said...

I love you, Enty. I have always empathized with Kate way before all of this insanity started after the split. I'm glad Kate's been vindicated. Now the public knows much better about what she had to put up with. Anyone would be at their wit's end dealing with this man-child. He always acted like a child and would have little tantrums and start throwing things around if he got reprimanded by Kate. And he would wear sk8r hoodies and his hat on backwards - a 32 y.o. father of 8 dressed like a 16 year old! I also love the quote from Kate on the latest mag cover where she says "I feel like I'm getting divorced from a 15-year-old" So true!

ardleigh said...

"F**ck me you are a moron."

LOL Enty, You're awesome!

selenakyle said...

This was a good one, Enty!