Friday, August 14, 2009

Want Ratings? Call The Cops


So, last night in front of TLC camera crews, Kate Gosselin paid a surprise visit to her house. Allegedly she came over because she had concerns over one of the babysitters Jon Gosselin was using. Well if it makes her feel any better, I am pretty sure the babysitter in question was the one Jon was having sex with last week so I doubt she was actually watching the children. Unless of course we want to count Jon as a child. Judges? Yes, he is a child.

Instead of going into the house to have an argument they apparently chose to argue in public over a fence. The reports say Kate was locked out of her house. I say the TLC producers were telling her to go around back to the fence so neighbors would be curious and call the cops. The cops came but no ones know who called them.

The ratings have been down and this is a way for TLC to jack them up again. Don't believe me? OK, well ask yourself these questions. It was Jon's time with the children. Kate knows the producers are there so even if she doesn't like one particular sitter why does she drive all the way from Maryland to confront Jon? Phones don't work obviously. Look how she is dressed in the above photo. Great for cameras. Not so great for middle of the night visits to check on the safety of your children. Obviously too distraught to go back home to Maryland she decides to check into the Days Inn. Notice how whatever pap photos you see of the checking in process are taken from the outside. Not one pap took one from inside? Paps know not to try and take photos inside a store in LA because they will get thrown out and not get calls from employees the next time a celebrity comes into a store. What would stop them from going into a Days Inn lobby? What do they care if a night manager there gets upset at them for a few seconds? I'm guessing producers stopped them from getting inside.

In other Gosselin end of the world news, Jon has found a way to make a living. The MGM Grand is paying Jon a fee to host a pool party and bikini contest the weekend of August 29th at Wet Republic. Other notable "celebrities" to get paid for being there are Audrina Patridge, Mario Lopez and Lindsay Lohan. Better get your tickets early.

23 comments:

linnea said...

i have been gone from the blog for a couple of weeks - no computer on vacation - and its good to see that all is well in the world. Kate and Jon still acting like children, that is.

Karmen said...

"Unless of course we want to count Jon as a child. Judges? Yes, he is a child."

Awesome!

It pains me to see that she's living in Maryland. Blegh.

Lisa (original) said...

http://www.newhomessection.com/blog/jon-and-kate-new-house/2009/05/13/

That link should take you to a website which has aerial views of these a-hole's house. Oh, I'm sorry I forgot, "the house is for the kids", uh-huh.

If it doesn't work, I'm sorry.

lesliet said...

kate has denied living in MD while away from the house, and she is the one that evidently called the cops...

BigMama said...

As a mother, I have to admit that if I were aware my soon to be ex was sleeping with my children's babysitter, I would lose my cool too. Sounds like someone, wanting to get her all riled up (*cough cough* Jon) let her know he was having a slumber party with the nanny. I would freak out too. I am no fan of her heavy handed tactics however, I also don't know what it is like to organize a life for 8 ( not including child like jon) children. But frankly, this seems obvious to me.

wildflower said...

Please, these people do not seem to care about their children. Granted I know very little of Jon & Kate (mostly from here) but their actions are not of people who are concerned about what is going on in their kids' lives. Gross and grosser. Publicity whores both of them.

JoElla said...

MGM WTH are you thinking??

I agree with BigMama. Something must have happened for her to hot foot it over there to see what is going on.

Sierraton said...
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Sierraton said...

Some things are just obvious. You know, the sky is blue, the pope is Catholic, Jon is a child... Whaddya mean there actually ~had~ to be a vote on whether or not Jon is still a kid?!!?

mngddess said...

While I agree that I would flip if my ex had his girlfriend over, this is not the way I would handle it. I would retain a lawyer and go into some kind of arbitration to figure out how to handle custody arrangements and lay down some rules, like, oh, NO GIRLFRIENDS IN FRONT OF THE KIDS. I cannot stand this Kate bitch. And Jon has decided to relive his high school years. I just pray these kids have some money left when they grown up.

Patty said...

I think it is funny that he is finally standing up to her and SHE. CAN'T. STAND. IT!

Haa Haa.

Charlie said...

Well if his ho-of-the-week is also his nanny, then that would get around any sort of "no girlfriends in front of the kids" stipulation.
Frankly if I thought my kids were in danger I'd drop what I was doing and drive to them, no question. Enty how do you know she wasn't in the middle of dinner or a meeting, hence the nice outfit? So she stayed in a hotel, you said yourself it was the middle of the night, maybe she was too tired to drive back home and knew she'd be driving back up the next day to TCB so a hotel makes sense.

Your Gosselin posts tend to get the most reader comments so I know you won't stop posting on them anytime soon but your insistence of questioning their every move is getting o-l-d.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Kate's gonna have to get used to it. Divorced parents don't get to interfere with eachother's custody time just because they don't like who the other parent might be/is boinking.

That being said, I'm sure this was all for the ratings.

Patty said...

My co-worker came up with this gem. Giving credit where it is due...

And I can see how the Interview will go for TLC "I drove out there because I was concerned about MY children's safety. I don't know who this woman is. Nor do I want her with MY Children...I am here for them, she isn't. I was yelling for MY children, I was fighting for MY children." ::Stands up and Points at camera:: "I SLEPT AT A DAYS INN! FOR MY CHILDREN!"

jlb said...

My ex is currently living with some idiot who is 15 years younger then him - she's an idiot and has idiots for friends. It drives me around the bend that she and her friends have any sort of influence with my kids. Seriously insane.

However. It's really none of my business. It is who he has chosen and that's how it is. I certainly wouldn't be showing up at his house (and from what I understand it is 'his' house while it's his time - like it's hers when it's hers) and screaming at him while I knew my kids were there and could hear. You're divorcing him Kate - you don't get to decide who he's effing or who he's hanging out with. I really doubt she'd be happy if she had her boytoy there and he showed up screaming.

mikey said...

The daughter of my friend lives like 2 houses from the G's. This once quiet country neighborhood is shot to hell. The road is always jammed with cars - tourists/paps - and the neighbors want to know why the G's hang out in their front yard and driveway so much. Oh yeah, better for the photos that will come out. The neighbors have called the police about the road being blocked.

My mom shops in the same stores and has run into Kate a few times. My mother, who can give a whole new meaning to the word bitch, enjoys pretending like she doesn't know who Kate is and why is she getting all the attention.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I think it would be great if the Eagles hired Jon to welcome Vick to town at some type of public celebration. That way the sniper can save some cash on bullets. Two birds and all.....

Kat said...

Please! This guy has had sex with how many people in the last few months? I'm sorry, but if that sort of thing was going on around my children, I'd be at the house in a quick lickety-second. Whatever the drama between them, if he wants to have sexy time, it shouldn't be around his kids, period.

I have a few divorced friends, and frankly, this scenario played out exactly as this one did with a couple of them. Was this for ratings? I don't believe so. I think this is just a really bad situation that is becoming more out of hand by the second. I foresee Kate getting vicious with her lawyers, and you know, I don't blame her a bit. Jon's a dick.

Sorka8 said...

This sounds like an appropriate party for pondscum like Jon...My my...how low has Lohan gone...

Paisley said...

She wouldn't have had to stay at a Days Inn if she bought a place in PA instead of MD. I still can't believe that both parents live so far away when they're not with the kids.

Megan said...

Patty, how is this Jon standing up to Kate? Cutting off his nose to spite his face, more like it. She might be hurt with his sleeping around, but his children are really the ones that are going to be messed up in the long run.

In response to:

Patty said...
I think it is funny that he is finally standing up to her and SHE. CAN'T. STAND. IT!

Haa Haa.

McDooks said...

ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY AGREE- ratings ploy. These assholes are SHAMELESS.

Lioness70 said...

I wish they'd both go away.

I'm tired of how she'd parading her "poor single mom" ass all over the talk shows with the phony tears. It still doesn't change my opinion of her.

Please, someone, anyone, pull the plug on this show and get those kids help. You can't tell me or anyone that the kids didn't see this going on.