Thursday, August 27, 2009

Why Would Avril & Deryck Get Divorced?


The New York Daily News is reporting today that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are really close to getting a divorce because the two have not been together recently. Umm, I think the only time the two were ever together for sure was at their wedding. I think the rest of the time they have been seen together it has been an optical illusion.

There is no reason to get divorced because both of them are doing exactly what they want. Avril gets to go out and party all night with her friends who just happen to be girls and one girl in particular and Deryck works and stays inside and tries to make Avril records commercially successful. They split the loot and it works for everyone.

According to the News, the couple hasn't been photographed together in a year. I don't think it has been quite that long, but I think they both get what they want from this relationship and I also think they are way better friends than most people realize. Are they husband and wife in the sense you and I would think of it? Umm, no. Are they close to that ideal? Umm, no. Do they do the dirty? Umm, no. At least not with each other and Avril isn't going to let a photographer catch her with "her friend." Avril might be the second crappiest musician from Canada behind Nickelback, but she isn't stupid and she knows how to make money and keep her fans happy.

27 comments:

Kevin said...

I would say she is pretty stupid and it is her management that knows how to keep her fans happy. A blight on Canada to be sure

*girl said...

How have I not heard the Avril is gay rumours before? And yes, I used the extra "u" in rumours so you know I'm Canadian.

When I've seen her out, it's always been with lots of guys. Now I have to see about lesbian singer blinds.

RocketQueen said...

Wow, with that last sentence I would have sworn you were Canadian, Enty! Dead on.

Momster said...

My, what nice raccoon eyes you have. . .

Lisa (original) said...

Ooooo, I love it when a posting reeks of a blind item answer!

Mooshki said...

Wow, Enty, you really put it all out there, didn't you!

Miranda said...

My insane editor brain must point out that Nickelback is spelled incorrectly.

But they are still douchebags.

*girl said...

Okay, I'm not ashamed to admit that I just called someone from the record label I used to worked at. Turns out there are a lot of stories... going out for drinks afterwork to get the scoop. And here I thought her making out with Paris was for attention, didn't even consider it could be her actual preference.

That's right, I'm way into this. And no, I have no idea why.

linnea said...

I have heard that a couple of times!

jax said...

why you gotta bring Nicklewack into this?? they are a pox on our nation!

Deryck is working for nothing, because NO ONE wants another Avril album. here, there or anyfucking where!

SkittleKitty said...

"Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend."

Has new meaning.

Harriet Hellfire said...

This going to sound terrible but...I just never thought she was interesting enough to be a lesbian.

Not the only stereotype in my mind, by the way.

Paisley said...

I had no idea she was rumored to be gay. If she is, I hope she comes out. When my brother did, he said it was like the weight of the world was lifted from his shoulders. He's so much happier now.

Tea Lady said...

Harriet, I love you. Your stereotype made my day, lol.

Sylvia said...

Boy, can't believe I caught on to "Avril gets to go out and party all night with her friends who just happen to be girls and one girl in particular".

I am usually slow catching the meaning on some stuff LOL.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

How about Derryck? Is she bearding for him as well? I saw Sum 41 in concert once but only because a friend won the tickets. They were kind of fun, I didn't hate it.

Karmen said...

Rocket Queen - you don't have to be Canadian to think that Avril Lavigne and Nickelback blow.

Mina said...

I don't know if I like it that Enty outs a person so blatantly.
He must really hate her.

RocketQueen said...

True, but I would think you gotta be Canadian to agree that they are absolutely the worst two. In that exact order. ;) And we have our share.

Majik said...

I'm sorry...I gotta throw in Celine Dion as top contender for "Canadian Singer We'd Gladly Renounce".

*shudder*

CM said...

@ Majik .. you can say what you want about Celine, but she has one of the best voices in music. Her version of O Holy Night is remarkable. And she actually sings at her shows unlike other "artists".

RocketQueen said...

I agree - keep Celine just for the cash and cache (and talent, though it's not my taste). Give up: Rush.

Christella M said...

I have said this before, but I'll say it again. I not only grew up in Napanee and know Av from high school and her irritating and incredibly stupid little sister (who at one point was my best frenemie) but I also now work in the canadian music industry and on many occasions have heard stories about Av & Deryck.

Nobody is sure that Avril likes girls exclusively, or that Deryck likes guys exclusively, but we do all know for sure that they both definitely swing for their own teams from time to time.

That being said, Avril is also terribly possessive over Deryck, possibly because she knows if she doesn't watch him like a hawk or keep tabs on him that both of their skeletons will come flooding out of the closet.

As far as evidential support, my friend's band toured w/ Sum 41 and Deryck was very chummy with lots of guys (and girls) on tour, I guess Av got wind of it b/c she flew in right away and stayed with him the rest of the time. Its not like she has much else to do!

I know Aimee, Av's personal assistant pretty well before she was Av's PA. We used to model together in Toronto and she seemed like a pretty nice person. She is dating Av's brother Matt, maybe they're engaged by now, not sure, but if that's the special friend that Av always seems to be with, that's why!

Av hangs out with dirtbag Brandon Davis all the time b/c he got her hooked on the good stuff. Sad shit, man. Anytime she's out with him she's most definitely on something, and it's probably not something sweet!

There were videos dating back to highschool of Av making out with chicks all the TIME! Especially some of the uglier chicks in our school. Everybody thought she did it for attention, but anybody who knew her knew it was more like she had a thing for girls. In fact, several people from our school tried to sell a video to a bunch of tabloid sites, but her lawyers got wind of it and paid them to not show it. The girl she was making out in the video with was reaaallly nasty, and her nickname in highschool was "Torpedos" (can you guess why?).

In addition to alllll of that stuff, Avril's pretty much just a big (very tiny) whiny brat! She's always gotten her way since she was a teeny pigmy and thinks the sun rises and sets on her ass. I look forward to the day her and her sister both get what is coming to them: a big dose of reality!!!

Christella M said...

Oh! I forgot to mention that the other rumour is that the producer that discovered Sum41, Greg Nori is known for working with bands with teeny little affeminate lead singers, I guess that's his kink or something.

Did I mention he is pretty well known as being gay and has had a VERY close relationship w/ Deryck?

Audrey said...

I wonder how many other "famous" relationships are similar to these two. Probably a lot!

insert_name_here86 said...

^^^Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are reportedly to have a similar relationship!

shakey said...

RocketQueen, can we keep the Rush from Hemispheres on back? We can get rid of the later stuff.