Davy Jones Says His Wife Doesn't Beat Him Up And His Kids Love Her. Uh Huh
Remember The Monkees? How about that very special Brady Bunch episode with Davy Jones? Yeah, so Davy was the lead singer of The Monkees and he is 63. He got married last month to a woman who is 32 named Jessica Pacheco. Before getting married the couple were together about two years. According to recent reports it was alleged that Jessica had been beating up Davy on a pretty regular basis whenever he didn't do what she wanted.
This week in The Enquirer, Davy laughs at all of that and said, "Jessica is the love of my life. I've never been so happy." Of course if he had said anything else she would have beat the crap out of him later. Jessica says that she is thinking of giving up acting to join World Wrestling. Acting career? Have you heard of her?
So when Davy and Jessica got married last month none of his four daughters came to the wedding. Basically they were pissed that dad was marrying a 32 year old woman who beats him up and isn't their mom. Davy says that all his daughters love Jessica and they are happy but that all four of them had commitments they couldn't get out of.
That last line should show you why you shouldn't believe a word that comes out of Davy's mouth. Is he trying to say that despite his kids being all for this marriage that none of four kids could make it to the wedding? None. All four had other more important things to do than watch their dad get married? I don't buy that at all.
26 comments:
If he doesn't watch out, he's going to end up in Davy Jones's Locker. (Yes, I am ashamed of myself, but I can't resist an awful pun.)
Oh, Mooshki... So bad!
IMDB says she's on TELE-MUUUUUUUUUUN-DO!
Mooshki!!!!!! For shame!!
If I were one of the four daughters I would get the other three, find some 2 x 4s and beat the hell out of him! They can take him - he's only 4 feet tall....
Hey Mooshki: He already WAS there. (Anyone who has kids and has seen SpongeBob knows what I'm talking about. ;) )
I looooooved him so much back in the day.
When will these old farts ever learn? Davey, give Billie Joel a call, he'll tell you all about it.
Hey, wasn't that a song?
Give Sir Paul McCartney a call too. Maybe I'm amazed that he didn't know better.
he shoulda known better with a girl like you (her.)
As Davy once sang:
Girl, look what you've done to me....
I'm with you, Enty. Daughters can always find a way to go to their parent's wedding. Unless they disapprove of the wedding. Or the dad decides to get remarried on an elephant in Botswana and no one's invited. True story.
Regardless, I still think that the children should have gone. I have a lot of this shit in my family: "I don't approve, so I am not going"--yet can't you just go to support your loved one on their happy day because they want you to be there...you can always take notes and gossip about it later.
So all of the daughters had prior commitments at the same time and he says they love his new wife. What world is Davy in LOL.
Wasn't this a blind item at some point?
Cheryl & Nancer, you crack me up!
I think the tiara says it all!!!!! Tacky, tacky, tacky. So Davy marries an alleged abuser. Micky's married to a scofflaw. Sigh. They would have been SO much better off had they run off with my sister and me, which we always dreamed about when we were kids watching The Monkees LOL
Well, she's older than the chick he was dating before her. My family went on a cruise and Davey was on the cruise to perform. My husband thought his girlfriend was his daughter until he started getting a little handsy with the sunscreen application! I believe she was just barely 21.
My favorite was Mike, anyway....
Poor old guy getting a beat down regularly. Clooney better watch out.
Well, I wrote Davy a long letter years ago listing all the reasons he should marry me; he just needed to wait five years until I was 18. Guess he couldn't wait that long, cuz I never heard back!
A daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
Sorry. Had to. At this point, Davy's ridiculous.
Time for him to grab the last train to Clarksville.
This is fun. :o)
Aw, Judi beat me to the punch! Considering it's Sat. night ...
She looks like a clown and he looks like a fool!! Come on Davy -- get a clue!! She's trouble -- and you'll be sorry. Can you say.....Paul McCartney??
Now, I am not excusing this marriage in the slightest, but in case anyone is interested . . .
1. This photo is after a play they were in, which excuses her outfit here (but not the others she wears!)
2. Mickey, Mike and Peter probably weren't invited to the wedding because on his web site, Davy says he'll never work with them again - so there is apparently a falling out. Plus, how many people are invited to a "secret" wedding, anyway?
Davy said about his marriage that it is his life and he doesn't want to be alone. True, but, Davy Jones, ALONE?!? Davy, if you have anyone monitoring comments, this message is for you. Please know there is an entire generation of women who have loved you literally their whole lives. When this marriage doesn't work out, please find one of us. We may not be in show business or be younger than your daughters, but some of us still look pretty damn good and you would be treasured for the rest of your life.
Watch out with such a fake smile! I think his family ought to turn her diary into the police right now!
Davy Jones opens up to Dave about his private life, responds to recent tabloid reports that his brand new 32 year old wife assaulted him, slams TMZ calling it's lawyer owner "gay", dishes dirt on The Monkees, trashes The Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame and other bands that are actually in The Rock N Roll Hall of Fame stating that they should be "ashamed" of themselves for being apart of an organization that has denied entry to so many other great rock bands, accuses bands like The Byrds, The Beach Boys, and The Turtles for employing session musicians and not having each band member perform on every single recording, pokes fun at Paul Revere, Peter Noone, and other artists in the oldies touring circuit that Davy performs life with revealing that he's often put on the bill last because he's the one most likely to survive!
Yeah why buy the COW when U can get the leche for free!!
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