Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Hey Holly Madison - Hef's A Free Man


Hugh Hefner finally filed for divorce from his long time estranged wife Kimberly Conrad. TMZ is reporting that Hugh's attorneys filed the documents on Friday. 30 seconds later there was a phone call at the Playboy Mansion.

Holly - Hi Hef, it's Holly.
Hugh - Holly Hunter? Wow, this is a nice surprise. I love your movies. Every night I watch a movie or two after dinner before I head to bed about 8pm or so.
Holly - No, not Holly Hunter. Holly Madison. You know the girl who slept in your bed for a few years and did those things you like.
Hugh - Oh Holly. How are you dear?
Holly - I heard you were finally divorcing that wife of yours and thought I would come pay you a visit.
Hugh - You are going to pay to visit? Well, that will make a nice change of pace. Usually I am the one paying you the allowance.
Holly - Well, I thought I would do something special for you.
Hugh - Oh, well, as long as you get here early we could do something fun. I'm thinking of watching The Piano.

21 comments:

Alice D Millionaire said...

Doesn't Kimberly Conrad live on the grounds? I wonder if she will finally move? And why divorce after all this time?...maybe he thinks he doesn't have that much time left and doesn't want to leave her anything. And lastly, why have I divoted this much thought to this news?! :)

Alice D Millionaire said...

And why did I spell devoted like that?

Quintessential Southerner said...

kim's home beside the playboy mansion was put on the market. not sure if it sold. maybe she needed a fresh start?

MontanaMarriott said...

Maybe he found out those two boys are not his. I mean at his age could his swimmers still swim???

Mooshki said...

Alice, she used to live in the house next door, then he put it up for sale without asking her. Klassy! :)

equinox said...

What took him so long?

Alice D Millionaire said...

Ahh thanks Mooshki. What a jerk but I think Kim is better off.

captivagrl said...

maybe she would like to remarry?

sunnyside1213 said...

I had forgotten he was still married. Maybe he wants to remarry?

califblondy said...

Times must be tough for the old guy...I read about him selling the house without telling Kimberly. Their two boys aren't toddlers now and if I remember right, resemble Hef. I wonder if he's filing for financial reasons?

Cheryl said...

The boys are college-aged so maybe it was time for Hef to negotiate a new financial agreement and officially divorce.

He has been hurtin' for cash and has had to scale way back on entertaining at the mansion. Circulation for the magazine is way down too.

Pookie said...

wait...what happened to chris angel? (wasn't he the one she was w/?)

Mooshki said...

Pookie, they broke up, then were rumored to be back together, but she knows he ain't gonna marry her.

Pookie said...

ohhh...got it. thx moosh! *so need to stop living in a cave*

SkittleKitty said...

Who's the bunny that's married an NFL guy and is preggo? Too many bunnies.... (well, they do multiply too easily).

califblondy said...

Kendra married the football player.

Pookie, Chriss Angel and Holly broke-up a while ago. That whole thing was over before it started.

Sporky said...

SkittleKitty (love your name, btw), that I think was Kendra.

I read that book by that one ex-playboy bunny/playmate and the part where she described the bedroom romps with hef and Holly and all the other women made me toss my cookies. (Baby oil and no condoms...bleccch)

captivagrl said...

Sporky - what's the name of that book?

AnnMarie said...

I took "watching the piano" literally, and it still fit.

Quintessential Southerner said...

'hefnerland' by jill ann is poorly written and edited. but you can read the whole thing online, but you have to do some searching. she goes in detail about wed and fri sex nights.

bunny tales is another book by one of hef's former girlfriends, but i believe the author glosses over some things.

califblondy said...

TMZ sez Hef filed because Kim filed a $5 million lawsuit against him. Hef also claims Kim was unfaithful early in the marriage. Wow, there's a newsflash.