Holly Madison is getting her very own reality show. I know, I know it is the most exciting thing ever right? I kid. Holly becomes the third of three from Girls Next Door to get her own show. At one point she was the main attraction in that group, but some very bad decisions and some money demands that were really excessive put her behind the other two in terms of getting her own show.
And what can we expect from what I am sure will be a riveting 30 minutes each week? "It will have some docu-drama, but it's the perfect excuse for me to be normal in a light-hearted comedy romp. 'Planet Holly' also will have an empowering message for women showing that however crazy the ideas you might have, they can be achieved."
Did she actually use the word romp? Seriously? What is she like 100? She must have picked that up from Hef.
Oh, the whole empowerment thing? You will love this.
"Growing up in Oregon, I had crazy dreams. I'd see Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy on TV and say I'd like to do that, too. I wanted to go off on the adventure. I dreamed of being a sex symbol as a showgirl in Las Vegas - and it all came true!"
She says that all women can have their dreams come true if they work hard enough to make it happen. Umm, how exactly did she work hard? If she means pretending to be attracted to an 80 year old man for a couple of years then yes, I can see why that would be hard. Oh, and telling Criss Angel that he is hot was probably hard. But, it seems to me that she owes her fame more to a bottle of bleach and the skill of a plastic surgeon than really working hard. Am I wrong? Is this empowerment? Turn yourself into plastic and you too can strip on stage in Vegas with Aubrey O'Day as your castmate.