Japan's First Lady Knows All About Alien Probes
I'm trying to imagine what the reaction would be if Laura Bush or Michelle Obama announced to the world that they had been kidnapped by aliens and taken to the planet Venus. Well, in Japan you don't have to wonder. The new First Lady of Japan claims that not only has she been abducted by aliens, but that she has actually visited Venus. She also enjoys macrobiotic cooking and loves to make clothes from coffee sacks. Hey, she and Gwyneth Paltrow are going to be BFF.
Oh, and lest you think it couldn't possibly get any crazier than what I have written, you are so, so, wrong. See, Miyuki Hatoyama has also met Tom Cruise. No, not recently silly. In their former lives when Tom was Japanese and now she can't wait to make a movie with him.
Well if she saw Xenu, then Tom will be right over. (The picture above is from the time frame when she was abducted by the aliens)
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I was reading about this this morning via popurls and just had to stop reading and move on. I thought Nancy Reagan and astrology was bad but damn.
You thought that was crazy,we had a President who thought nothing was wrong with the US while it's people were going into the deepest recession ever!
Stop picking on people with IQs under 70.
.. and who claimed God spoke to him in person. In my country that would be considered crazy, too.
Thanks, Enty
Japanese culture is so fascinating. It's kind of like they're on their own planet, so I guess this isn't so strange. :)
damn! she looks like an extra on the orig Star Trek with that makeup and hair.
My new favorite first lady...seriously. At least she's not fake like our current one who I knew in Chicago.
I think she forgot to take the rollers out of her hair. She's obviously been winding those suckers a bit too tightly.
Maybe she actually meant Vegas. People do look like aliens there.
lionsden - you knew Michelle Obama? Got some juicy gossip? I wanna hear!
I can't read the name Miyuki without thinking of BEADS!!! LOL!
Why, why, why can't we have such colourful politicians in Canuckistan?
All we had was TunaGate.
C'mon Pandora - we had Trudeau! That man did a fucking twirl behind the Queen's back - immortalized forever in pics! Not to mention he nailed some pretty hot female celebrities.
I love Japanese people. I've been there several times and they never cease to fascinate me. I love their traditional side and their wacky side. This story really makes me happy! This is awesome!!
I lived in Japan and loved it, but it is a very different culture from ours. Can you say grown women with Hello Kitty backpacks?
@sunnyside1213 There's nothing wrong with grown women loving Hello Kitty!! *sipping from Hello Kitty glass and checking reflection in Hello Kitty mirror*
Seriously though, I've been to Japan and I love their traditional culture, but there is an ever so slight hint o' wacky that I also love.
*Clicks on Hello Kitty mouse to publish comment*
She seems like she'd be fun to have drinks with. Laura and Michelle seem like they'd have to remove the pole first.
I think anyone would find Miyuki more interesting to talk with.
*owns tons of hello kitty crap* *is grown adult woman*
that said, i'm kinda disappointed our first lady is so normal. i'd loveeeee a crazy first lady! go japan!
@RocketQueen.
True, true. PET was a StudMuffin. My Mom had pictures of him hanging like Yankee's had JFK.
But somehow, I still think he wouldn't cop to knowing TommyGirl.
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