That cheese apparently worked on Stephanie Santoro because shortly after Jon Gosselin said those words she had sex with him and spent the night. Of course since they were already naked in a hot tub when he said them he probably could have saved them for someone else. Like one of his other girlfriends or a soap opera.
Stephanie, who is one of the babysitters employed by Jon gave an exclusive interview to In Touch about their sex time. Meanwhile her mother gave an exclusive interview to RADAR where she said Stephanie said that Jon said he wanted to kill himself. That must have been right after he looked in the mirror and saw he was wearing Ed Hardy. I don't mean to make light of people talking about suicide. I'm just saying that if you see yourself in a mirror wearing Ed Hardy that thought is going to pass across your mind.
Oh, and just in case you decide you want some of the Gosselin love machine for yourself. Be prepared for the fact that as soon as he finishes he falls asleep. “We continued what was going on in the hot tub, and then he fell asleep afterward.”
Yeah, well if he stayed awake he probably would just feed you some more cheese anyway and at least once he fell asleep you could sneak out and hope no one ever knew you did it. I sure wouldn't sell my story to a magazine and let the world know I had sex with him. Apparently $200 and an In Touch subscription was too much to pass up though for Stephanie. Oh, this is the one who wanted to be a model. Well, yeah, that explains the hunger for publicity then. I can't wait until the reality show where all the people Jon has had sex with get a show together. Oohh, it can be a dating show and the winner gets to marry Michael Lohan.