Lindsay Lohan Is An Idiot - Still Finds Work
When I first saw that Lindsay Lohan had been hired by Formula One to host a weekend of great music this weekend in Singapore, I thought to myself who in their right mind would hire her? My second thought was oh she is going to be in Singapore. Maybe she will try and smuggle in drugs or get caught taking them and spend some time in one of their jails. If that happened though people would probably feel sorry for her and she would get a lot of publicity and the next thing you know she would be forced on us even more.
Lindsay got this gig hosting the concerts because Nicole from the Pussy Cat Dolls dropped out. I guess that means she and Lewis Hamilton must have split because why would she cancel? I don't understand what Formula One is thinking when they hired Lindsay Lohan. Is there not one other person in the entire entertainment industry you could have found?
Oh, getting back to the Lindsay is an idiot. She had a press conference about this event and was asked what she knew about Formula One. She first of all said she was a huge fan and then said, "I like to drive. I like cars. I like fast cars. I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars."
That is some in depth knowledge right there isn't it. At some point I hope she figured out that NASCAR is not the same style of car or racing as Formula One. Oh, and by studying she means that she went to a race once and met Jeff Gordon's wife once.
Lindsay was also asked by someone whether she knew Nicholas Prugo. You know the guy she was seen on a movie set with at least ten times and the guy who broke into her house with a Lindsay twin. "I don't really want to get into the details of that. That's for the detectives to do."
It sounds to me like Lindsay is covering up something. Why can't she talk about it? She hasn't been charged with a crime. I wish someone would have asked her about the missing jewels.
Anyway. Hey Formula One. Next time you are looking for someone to give $100K to for a weekend of hosting concerts you let me know. I promise I won't spend it all on blow and really bad fake tanner.
21 comments:
so so so sad...
I mean about formula one. Could care less about Lohan.
Used to be such a great racing series, pinnacle of open wheel. Then Ecclestone took over and it just went downhill from there. Top 3 drivers are a joke. Hamilton sucks, Piquet should be in prison for, first, causing a wreck on orders and then snitching about it.
Schumacher might come back to fill in for Massa? He's like 1000 years old.
So glad I got into NASCAR when I did.
BTW Trogdor predicts: Danica Patrick will race in F1 within the next two seasons. Makes sense cause shes really, really terri-bad at racing as well. They really are reaching now.
I am still amazed that people hire her. I'd hire a trained chimpanzee for just about any job over her, personally.
i get so frustrated by this girl. I actually took the time to look up some old facts about her, and you know what? She actually was considered a GOOD actress at one point. She got great reviews and had a real future. What the HELL happened. Now she is a joke.
How many chances does one f-ed up person get? Come on people. It is called enabling.
What, was Tara Reid still busy at Oktoberfest?
"I like to drive. I like cars. I like fast cars."
Can the detectives also find out why the heck anyone is still hiring her cokey ass?
We know you like to drive fast cars, Lindsay, and crash them, too.
Wow - Singapore. If everything they say about how strict Singapore is is true, she's in for a world of hurt if she gets caught trying to buy drugs. Might be the best thing for her.
Ent its God's will that she finds work !! Maybe she'll take her 40 year old sister Ali with her.....cause god knows the kid isn't in school. Oh wait i forgot she's "home-schooled" - umm hello Dina Lohan if anyone was ever in need of a formal education its your daughters. Between the 2 of them they don't have the IQ of a toad.
Her back will likely not fare so well against the business end of a cane.
WTF, she is replacing a Pussycat Doll who couldn't make it? How sad is that? Put a fork in your leather skin girl cause you are done. On a positive note, there won't be any jewelry she can steal.
Well said, Drcocks.
"Studied cars"? Her word choice makes me sad. Coulda just said she learned a lot about cars, and she wouldn't have sound so stupid.
This press conference screams desperate.
Excuse me, but Linds is tired of coke people! Too raunchy of a come down. She has a "prescription" for Adderall (amphetamine and dextroamphetamine)so she is legit.
You do realize that the "Lindsay twin" you posted a pic of a few days ago is a young Asian girl, correct? They already established who that girl is and unless Lindsay turned Asian overnight, it's not her.
For a 100 grand I'LL BLOW all the drivers in the RACE!
Hey, a little mouthwash can remove that sting and the 100 grand wipes out the memory of it! WOO HOO!!
Yes, Hehe. The girl's name is Rachel Lee. They found her by looking at Prugo's Facebook photos.
Am thinking Lilo's going to be SO ignored there.
hey, look, gang- much as i hate to give our resident troll/asshole any attention, i can't help but point out that now he's stealing lines from legit comedians. i heard this same line on XM just yesterday.
loser.
Wow .. F1 stooped pretty low on this one .. why is it I can see her dressed in a little Nazi schoolgirl get up .. riding Bern like a pony? Well.. so long as she stays away from Kimi .. I guess I don't really care.
And Trogdor .. I don't know about Danica heading to F1. I am thinking more Stewart Haas. But with the expansion of F1 .. maybe?? However, I fear F1 would eat her alive, as it did Juan Pablo and Alex before him. : / Damn I miss Alex!
Wait, I'm sincerely confused here.
Did Formula One as in *the* Formula One hire Lindsay Lohan to host an event?
Our Linds? For $100k? In Singapore?
Did Michael set up the deal? If so, it could be a white slave thing and we'll never have to see her again.
Oh well.
Promoter want Lohan over Katy Perry
and spice girls.
host get big paycheck(7 figure deal)
show broad cast over 140 countries
JEALOUS? lawyer
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