Friday, September 11, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Voicemails Are Much Easier Than Her Tweets - Courtney Love Is In The Post Also - Oh And Michael Lohan

Yesterday I was going to post all of Lindsay Lohan's most recent Tweets where she has what appears to be an emotional breakdown and argument with Sam Ronson. Well, the thing is I couldn't understand what in the hell she wrote. It made no sense. Those are some really wonderful drugs she is taking to get words like that coming out of her fingers onto the screen. They made Courtney Love look brilliant in comparison although she had a bad day yesterday intelligence wise. Courtney Tweeted that Guitar Hero 5 was using Kurt Cobain's likeness without permission and that she would never give it and was going to sue them for everything. About an hour later the company produced a contract with her signature. Yeah. Don't do drugs kids.

Anyway, Animal New York cracked the password of Lindsay Lohan's voicemail. For real. No joke and they compiled the best voicemails into one six minute clip. Unlike her writing, she is not participating in the voicemail so you can actually understand them. When you listen to it, pay close attention to Michael Lohan and how none of his kids want to see him and how Lindsay won't even give him a free CD and had to buy it in 7-11. Do they sell CD's there? I am always so distracted by the donuts and Hostess and lovely hot dogs cooking right in front of me that I don't notice much else.

Lindsay Lohan Voicemails from ANIMALnewyork.com on Vimeo.

11 comments:

Pookie said...

someone pls help this little girl.

Mooshki said...

Pookie, that's what I used to say, but she's thrown away too many "second" chances.

.robert said...

Isn't is a Federal crime to hack into the telecommunications network?

valerie said...

How incredibly sad that Lindsay has to have people invading her privacy like this. I'm not a LL champion, but this makes me understand why she has turned out the way she has. I cannot even fathom the pressure of living with that level of microscopic attention.

I hope Animal New York is sued for everything they have. Total invasion of privacy.

blog hopper said...

I'm SO sick of her.

SFG said...

I can't understand/hear a good 3/4 of what's being said. Anyone want to tell me the highlights?

Paisley said...

Huge invasion of privacy. I refuse to participate and listen.

J-Mo said...

I so sincerely wish she would get addicted to yoga and green tea. Geezus, I'm not religious but I pray she lives to see how far she's fallen. However, I think she has mental health problems that prevent her from thinking beyond her own primal needs. personality disordered in the extreme.

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

I can't understand a fucking thing.

Jasmine said...

From what I gathered it is many people trying to get her to listen to their DJ skills since they mention Sam Ronsen. One person wanted to have her host a party and Daddy just wanted attention. No genuine calls like 'how are you doing?' or things like that.

anyone that can elaborate further please do as I too could barely understand beyond that...

0 said...

Yeah, her family is screwed up, but I'm tired of people making excuses and saying her dysfunctional family is to blame for how effed up Lindsay is, and they're the reason why she cant get a break. Bullshit. There are tons of people in this world who are much worse off and have much harder, shittier lives than she does, and yet they still function normally within society and aren't parasitic, self-entitled leeches like Lindsay.

Having family drama and issues, or just coming from trash in general a la Lohan, is not a green card to be an asshole and get away with it. The girl's real problem is that she's a brat with an overwhelmingly huge sense of entitlement and accomplishement. Bitch, please.