Wednesday, September 02, 2009

OK! Magazine Says Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Are Engaged


OK! has certainly released one of the more funny tabloid covers I have seen in awhile. When you see the cover and read the words it really does look like they are engaged. Even before I get to debunking the whole cover, can we just agree that for Kristen's sake I hope it isn't true. Oh, Rob is a good looking guy and I'm sure very nice, but let me ask you this. If your future spouse had decided to propose to you while you were at work do you think you would find that romantic? Maybe you would. No dinner or anything? Just in between calls or meetings you get proposed to and then it is on to the next task.

On the cover it says he asked her while they were on set. He couldn't wait until they were back in their room or out on a date or sucking down curry poutine at Glowbal? Nope, he did it while they were at work.

Anyway, when you actually open the magazine it doesn't talk about the engagement at all. It doesn't talk about living together or anything like that. All it does say is that on the set they call each other husband and wife as in "Have you seen my husband," or "Have you seen my wife." That's it. Nothing more. Now of course in one of those movies they will be husband and wife so it make sense. This is why you never buy the magazine based on the cover. This also applies to cooking and home decorating magazines. It doesn't apply to New Yorker.

25 comments:

Alice D Millionaire said...

They are kids. This stuff is insane. Why can't they be two kids in love until something else comes along?

Caroline said...

Isn't he gay?

Lisa (original) said...

They get married in the books!?! Thanks Enty. :-(

Rhiannon said...

"It doesn't apply to New Yorker."
LOL Enty!

Pookie said...

"It doesn't apply to New Yorker." teehee! *loves this*

i so can't get into this vampire crap that's all the rage. *feels left behind*

RocketQueen said...

Mmm Glowbal. Delicious food.

.robert said...

I want curry poutine.

Sylvia said...

Don't worry Pookie, I can't get into Twilight either. Read the 1st book didn't care to continue. But I do love True Blood series.

The Northman said...

@Pookie, you must start reading the Southern Vampire Mysteries books by Charlaine Harris, these are the books that the show True Blood is based on. There are 9 books in the series and they are a good read and very entertaining and dare I say more believable than Twilight (which I have also read).

selenakyle said...

Could OK Mag find a more UNflattering photo of these two? Or is this the best they can look?

OPEN your eyes, for cryin' out loud! How high do you have to be in public?

Guttersnipey said...

I'm sure these two will make very pretty, zombie-eyed, flycatcher babies.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Fucking diet vampires. *L*

equinox said...

I think he is the ugliest man, why does everyone think he is so good looking? Just not seeing it.

selenakyle said...

I am with you 1000%, equinox!!!

I DO NOT see it at all. And I wouldn't have even when I was a teen and into the whole vampire sh*t.

Pookie said...

thx, Sylvia & Northman...you give me hope & good advice. *will do*

pomme said...

they're the new Brangelina for gossip papers!

Kimberly said...

Why does every teenage age (and some middle age women) girl in America find him handsome? This guy clearly need Invisiign.

whole_lotto _luv said...

I think every other guy who was in the first movie is better looking than him, and those others I consider mediocre-looking. There's just no other word for it, the guy is fug.

She's cute, though.

Courtney said...

Aren't they still totally not remotely dating? That's not just me that doesn't buy it, right? I thought it was just understood that it was Summit pushing all this noise for money and to appease the crazy fans.

jax said...

i recommend the lobster poutine at Glowbal instead. mm.

cibele said...

Agree with Courtney. Summit is just feeding the crazies with stories about Bella and Edward. Those insane girls actually believe they are Edward and Bella.

Caroline said...

She looks slow in every photo I have seen of her. How is she in the movies? She is very unattractive. And him? Meh.

c17 said...

Sorry, but he is hellafug. And he was cute in the HP film - wha'happen'?

linnea said...

He actually proposes to her in the film, or at least they said that on gawker...

Katja said...

is the cute fairy on vacation?
I don't see any good lookingness here- and I still think the o-twins are cute.