The latest issue of The National Enquirer accuses Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane of taking drugs at a party. At this point I think all of us would be more shocked if they went to party and didn't take drugs. The report says that back in 2008 the couple were spotted snorting a white powder. Gasp.
A source said, "I think Eric and Rebecca were there to get high. It didn't take long before she asked where the coke was. They went into another room and started snorting lines of cocaine. I watched them do it... I saw Rebecca snort lines a couple of times - and Eric at least once."
I'm surprised Rebecca didn't pull out her crack pipe and show everyone how to really get high. The couple was asked to respond to the article and this is what they had to say. "It's mean and untrue. If it happened, where are the photos?"
Yes, dammit. Where are the photos? Where are the photos of every single person taking drugs who have ever taken drugs? That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard today. From now on the rule of law in this country says that everyone is innocent unless there is a picture. So sayeth Rebecca and Eric's publicist.