How many have you been out to eat? Show of hands? Yes, it looks like everyone. Now, when I go to a restaurant, there are what I like to call tables. Most of the tables have chairs, although the place I most prefer to sit has one really long table and lots of stools. No matter where you choose to sit at the restaurant, there is one law that can't be changed. There are a finite number of tables that can be squeezed into the restaurant and when those are full you have to do something called waiting.
Apparently however, Salma Hayek missed this day of math class and found herself at Chateau Marmont's restaurant yesterday when their finite supply of tables and chairs were all comfortably occupied. So, what did Salma do? According to Radar, Salma freaked the hell out and yelled in Spanish and English at the hostess because there wasn't a table ready for Salma. Salma's friends tried to calm her down, but Salma just kept right at it and didn't stop until some customers had finished their meal and a table opened up.
I'm guessing Salma wanted the hostess to go to a table and forcibly eject someone because when there are no seats there are no seats. This wasn't someone pretending there were no seats. There actually were not any. I'm thankful her kid wasn't there to see it, but will probably end up with the same sense of entitlement if mom can't even realize there was no room for her to sit down.