Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sean Penn Has A New Girlfriend - I Hope She Likes Russian Hookers


Over the weekend Sean Penn introduced the world to his new girlfriend. Who is she? Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica White. The pair met last month at a Kid Rock party. Jessica, is 25 and Penn about 125 spent the weekend in New York City drinking and eating and drinking and drinking.

Some source told Kneepads that the couple are serious and into each other and every other cliche anyone ever writes about a new couple.

18 comments:

empyrios said...

Robin Wright needs to hook up with Gerard Butler and then the circle will be complete!

Alice D Millionaire said...

I didn't know who Jessica White was before this so I think she is getting what she wants. She will likely be more than willing to turn a blind eye to any hooker Sean wants to hang out with regardless of nationality.

brum said...

they were together at soho house, london a couple of weeks ago.

hawaii said...

This chick obviously wants publicity. She was dating Terrell Owens on his reality show, too. Yes, I watched it! :)

Sylvia said...

If she wanted publicity why did she picked an asshole.

ardleigh said...

Kneepads source could well be Jessica herself. I'll believe it when Penn tells it to the press.
Otherwise she is just another place to stick his little Penn.

PinkCactusFlower said...

LOL at ardleigh. This is disgusting in every way.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Good luck to her. I wouldn't f*ck him with a bullet-proof rubber, but that's just me.

Quintessential Southerner said...

RUN. she can have many others BETTER than penn.

Kim said...

I wouldn't f*ck him with my husband's dick and his best friend pushing. Ugh.

Sporky said...

I wouldn't fuck him with John Bobbitt's dick!

Pookie said...

he's dating TO's ex? now that's funny...teehee...

califblondy said...

T.O. and Sean? Wow, what a jerk magnet.

B626 said...

Eddie Izz looks grrreat!
Same for (SHOCK) Ashley Olson.
On the other side of that swinging pendulem is Keanu-unfortunate.

PJ Nelson said...

Laughing at the visual Kim laid on the table about Penn. Grrrosss!

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Jasmine said...

Wait a minute, her name is Jessica WHITE? And she's black?! Thats really funny to me for some reason. but my humor can be questionable, hmmmm

linnea said...

Hmm. I love his hair in that pic. Just as sleazy as he is.