Today's Blind Items
What upper list celebrity parents have only seen their child/children for a total of five days over the past two months. The parents feel like the child/children get in the way too much and our parents have way too much going on in their lives to be concerned with their child/children right now.
72 comments:
All of them?
J. Lo and Skeletor.
I'll second RocketQueen.
Jeebus, why have 'em if you can't parent 'em?
I see a Mommy and Daddy Dearest book in somebody's future.
TomKat with their older kids.
jho/marc
My guess was TomKat. But I could see J.Lo/Marc, though not "upper list" for either of them.
I was thinking SJP/Broderick.
CHILDREN ARE NOT AN ACCESSORY...THEY NEED TO BE NURTURED, THIS MAKES ME SICK.
Mrs. and Mrs. Goop.com Paltrow?
This blind makes me want to puke. And think, in 15 years they'll wonder why Little Johnny ended up a heroin addict.
That's just sad. :(
I agree with all the guesses! It could be any or all of them! And to be honest, I don't see JLo with her kids very much at all!
On a side note, anybody else watch Jimmy Kimmel last night and think ding ding ding! Courtney Cox-Arquette is coke mom?! She's definitely a top guess, fits the descriptions, and has obviously had work done on her nose. She also looked pretty ragged.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=courtney+cox+on+jimmy+kimmel&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
I can't even think straight after reading this. Why do these people bother procreating? I just don't get it.
My guess: Nicole Kidman and & Keith Urban?
Did you see the picture of Ashlee S below? She sure looks different... maybe Coke Mom?
Brangelina
This made me sad. What's worse, using your child as an actual accessory like Brangelina or ignoring them?
JLo seems about right.