Thursday, September 24, 2009

Today's Blind Items

What upper list celebrity parents have only seen their child/children for a total of five days over the past two months. The parents feel like the child/children get in the way too much and our parents have way too much going on in their lives to be concerned with their child/children right now.

72 comments:

KellyLynn said...

All of them?

RocketQueen said...

J. Lo and Skeletor.

whole_lotto _luv said...

I'll second RocketQueen.

califblondy said...

Jeebus, why have 'em if you can't parent 'em?

I see a Mommy and Daddy Dearest book in somebody's future.

Stacy said...

TomKat with their older kids.

Pookie said...

jho/marc

DNfromMN said...

My guess was TomKat. But I could see J.Lo/Marc, though not "upper list" for either of them.

Melissa said...

I was thinking SJP/Broderick.

shazzzba said...

CHILDREN ARE NOT AN ACCESSORY...THEY NEED TO BE NURTURED, THIS MAKES ME SICK.

Katie said...

Mrs. and Mrs. Goop.com Paltrow?

Sarah said...

This blind makes me want to puke. And think, in 15 years they'll wonder why Little Johnny ended up a heroin addict.

AnonMom said...

That's just sad. :(

Hannah said...

I agree with all the guesses! It could be any or all of them! And to be honest, I don't see JLo with her kids very much at all!

On a side note, anybody else watch Jimmy Kimmel last night and think ding ding ding! Courtney Cox-Arquette is coke mom?! She's definitely a top guess, fits the descriptions, and has obviously had work done on her nose. She also looked pretty ragged.


http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=courtney+cox+on+jimmy+kimmel&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#

LauraM said...

I can't even think straight after reading this. Why do these people bother procreating? I just don't get it.
My guess: Nicole Kidman and & Keith Urban?

Mary in Salem said...

Did you see the picture of Ashlee S below? She sure looks different... maybe Coke Mom?

Eddie said...

Brangelina

Christine said...

This made me sad. What's worse, using your child as an actual accessory like Brangelina or ignoring them?

JLo seems about right.

Stephen said...

First people to pop into my mind were Ashlee and what's his name. Probably since Melrose started shooting. Is he a singer or something? On tour? Both too young and immature to accept the responsibility for the child.

captivagrl said...

David and Victoria
soccer/fashion weeks

*Miss_P* said...

Coldplay dude and Goopy gal sound like a good fit. He's off screwing every groupie going and she's off blogging to the world about the best $1000 face creams and microbiotic reciepes. No time for the kids.

Ms Cool said...

Katherine HEIGL. A day on the plane and a couple for the photo shoot to steal Ellen Pompeo's thunder last week.

Jamie's Girl said...

Upper List, not A. I think SJP and MB are A list

Jamie's Girl said...

I'd say Coco is more of a liability now that she can talk.

Flower Girl said...

My first thought was Brangelina too but yah I could see it being Jho and Skeletor

Judi said...

Heigl and Kelly haven't had their daughter long enough.
I'm with RQueen.

La Doña said...

Hannah - wouldn't Courtney Cox' film career be considered at least a little successful? She does have the scream franchise under her belt. Although, I know Enty changes details sometimes...

Jane said...

When is the last time you saw JLo with the kids? Plus, she is trying to get her stalled career kickstarted.

B626 said...

angie and jason

TinselSass said...

Chris Martin is not loyal?! Oh, the Goop world starts to crack.

gossip said...

Totally OT to this BI but wasn't there a previous BI of someone being fired from a top show in the future? I'm wondering if Jennifer Morrison fits any of the BIs.

It's just me! said...

Notice the blind said in the past two months. That could very well mean tons of couples (Will & Jada for instance) who we see spending time with their kids as usual, but not lately. This blind is kind of vague in that sense and could apply to anyone.

Instead of going with the obvious, I'm going to throw out a few left-fielders:

Whitney (back on the A-List as of late) and Bobby (A/B-list resume): Whitney on the comeback trail within the last two months and Bobby...just being Bobby. Nowhere does it indicate the age of the child or the marital status of the couple.

Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou and/or Russell Simmons.

Posh and Becks

Hannah said...

I suppose you're right about the whole franchise La Dona, but I would hardly consider Courtney's movie career successful- she's never opened a movie (that I can think of anyway). And whether she's coke mom or not, have you seen the video? That girl's been on SOMEthing!

The Writer said...

We've seen Angelina and Victoria with their kids lately, so I am going with Gwyneth and Chris.

altar boy said...

@ Hannah - http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/90932300/FilmMagic

Something is irritating Courtney's nostrils . . .

It's just me! said...

Also adding Madonna & Guy to my previous guesses...

Anotheramy said...

This could seriously be any of them. CC is not coke mom, too healthy but Ashley Simpson is got some addiction going.

Quintessential Southerner said...

i think enty deliberately made the coke mom BI hard to figure out. there are CLOSE contenders.

Shoko Valensi said...

I dont know Jlo and skeletor were in my town yesterday for a concert and they have the kids with them keeping to themselves and all.

Nicola said...

I think it's foolish to assume that because a celebrity is not being photographed with their kids that it means that they aren't with them. We cannot have it both ways. We rag on celebs when they are photographed with their kids, and make assumptions when they're not.

My guess would be a couple who are photographed a lot TOGETHER, without the kids. The Beckhams, Pitt/Jolie, Parker/Broderick, have had one parent snapped by paparazzi with the kid(s), while the other has been working. The only couple that seems to fit is JLo and Marc. They’ve been photographed in at least 4 countries in the past two months. This is so scary because they don’t have a nanny! One of the kids has probably drowned getting a drink from the toilet bowl. I’d call Child Welfare myself, but I don’t know what state they live in.

BTW, can we stop staying the Jolie Pitt kids are "accessories". Someone might have one or two kids, as “accessories”, but no one, not even the insane, is going to have six. Besides all you Pitt-Aniston fans should remember him telling Entertainment Tonight, while still married to Jennifer, that he wanted 8 kids and couldn’t wait to start (clearly he started without Jennifer).

It's just me! said...

@Nicola, but isn't it also possible that celebs who aren't photographed with their children are only keeping them at home because they're trying to shield them from paparazzi?

I still think this item is pretty vague, but that the fact Enty doesn't mention if the parents are married or not speaks a lot. Could be a divorced couple whose kid bounces around from parent to parent. Alec and Kim, anyone?

BTW, not feeling J.Lo at all on this one, the blind said the couple has a lot going on and neither of them have been doing much as of late.

RocketQueen said...

@It's just me - Marc just became part owner of the Miami Dolphins and have been EVERYWHERE doing meet and greets. By most accounts, J. Lo is loving her new role as an owner's wife and is working on another album, all at the same time.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Lopez_and_Marc_Anthony_at_Miami_Dolphins_home_opener_loss.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=70

Before that, they were in Washington meeting dignitaries:

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Lopez_wears_Victoria_Beckham_to_Washington_for_Marc_Anthony_gala_.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=70

Hannah said...

Switchin my guesses to Madonna and Ritchie. She's been touring, I think, and he's in post-production for the Sherlock Holmes move. Also, I remember a blind about a celebrity having an assistant looking for children in an African country to adopt for the publicity which was right before Mercy was adopted. Madonna=publicity queen, if not whore.

And sorry to switch subjects before, but thanks for posting that pic Altar Boy! I never thought of Courtney as the epitome of healthy and she looks like she's been on some sort of a bender.

Jen said...

What about Michael Douglas and CZJ?? She's been pregnant a couple times and I've never seen their kids..

shazzzba said...

YES THAT'S AN INTERESTING GUESS...
AND LOOK HOW WELL HIS OLDER SON TURNED OUT...
YOU WOULD THINK IF IT IS THEM...CAMERON WOULD HAVE OPENED THEIR EYES...SAD...
WHO EVER IT IS...THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE PETS LET ALONE CHILDREN.

Lana's Blog said...

When JLo started training for the triathalon a few months after the twins were born I thought it was really selfish. I know it was charity, but I think it was MORE for her to get back in shape.

Beth said...

This screams Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban to me.

Seems like they had the kid as an accessory. You never see them out with her but you see them out together plenty.

f said...

Like Hannah, I also noticed the weird nose thing on Courtney Cox. First I noticed what looked like an Angelina vein popping on the side of the nose, and then her whole face looked off.

She has probably had a ton of procedures done recently because of the new show, but still. I also thought that she must be CokeMom. The only thing that bothers me, though, is that one of the blinds said that she would kill to be in movies, if I remember correctly. That doesn't really seem right for CC since she was in the Scream movies, does it?

shakey said...

Oh of course it was, Lana.

I'm trying to figure out the child/children clue. Together they have a child, but there are other children from previous relationships.

Plus adoptions. Guy and Madonna.

Lioness70 said...

My first guess was Posh and Becks. But realistically, it could fit a number of couples.

Why celebs even bother having kids, I'll never know.

MEP said...

Or maybe the clue is that the only movies she did were slasher horror flicks. "She would kill to be in movies" might not mean she is dying (no pun intended) to get her first part to transition into movies. It might just mean she'd rather do movies exclusively and Enty is throwing us off with the big textual clue. Thoughts?

MEP said...

My first post was clearly referencing f's comment just above about CC as coke mom.

Apple said...

my guess is ashlee & pete wentz. He is touring and she is going anywhere with a microphone to push Melrose Place. The ratings are DOA and they are throwing the kitchen sink at the show (Heather Locklear) to keep it afloat.

My guess is their rationale is it is a baby and won't notice they are gone until they get back in a few weeks/months.

THANK GOD AVRIL LAVIGNE NEVER LET HERSELF GET SPERMINATED.

potatoholic said...

Apple, that's a good guess. I also always wonder about Reece Witherspoon & her (ex), because ever since she got together with Jake G., she's been photographed all over the place going out with just him. When was the last time you saw a picture of Reece (or Ryan) with either of their kids??

gossip said...

Reese wasphotographed withher daughter the other day

blondie_nyc said...

i agree with the jlo / skeletor guess. you NEVER see them with the kids. and you see almost all celebs with their kids because the pappz are out of control and stalk these people. i've seen one photo with jlo w/ the babes. and they're at least 1 now. tons of pics of her running around and what not, none w/ the kids. and skeletor has three other kids with the first wife, whom he probably never sees. he doesn't strike me as father of the year.

Apple said...

Also, the second pix is Ashlee Simpson. Enty sometimes puts the peoples pix's in to give clues to Blind Items.

I think all the guesses are on some level correct. Stars have babies to get magazine covers. Ignore them when they aren't "cute" any more and 20 years later they are stuck with Sean Stewart in celebrity rehab.

cricket said...

I"m going with Kidman. She never bothered with the two she adopted with Tom I doubt she has any more interest in this one.

Wil said...

Well ...if this was two years from now .. I would say Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane .. but now??? No clue .. more than a few seem like they are capable of this type of behavior sadly.

Robin said...

Nicole out with Sunday
on the 23rd
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1215552/Nicole-Kidman-watches-daughter-Sunday-takes-steps.html

a couple of weeks ago
http://celebrity-babies.com/2009/09/10/nicole-kidman-and-sunday-are-pretty-in-pink/

August 24th with Keith
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1208593/Nicole-Kidman-baby-Sunday-Rose-enjoy-family-reunion-Keith-Urban-takes-time-tour.html

Not a huge Nicole fan, but thought the comments were a little unfair. Agree that JLo and Skeletor fit better.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I don't think Ashlee Simpson is coke mom. I'm pretty sure Ent's been writing about her since before Ashlee was "someone", and certainly since before she was someone's mother.

nunaurbiz said...

Thanks for the pix, Robin. I'm not a fan of Nicole, either, but I've met Keith many times. They make a nice family.

Merlin D. Bear said...

I immediately thought of J Lo and Skeletor.
The pregnancy because J Lo needed the image boost, that didn't happen, so the kids are now accessories, being raised by nannies and other professionals.
When they're needed, they'll get trotted out again.

Jenny S said...

I don't think it's Nicole either. I've read stories about her living in Tennessee and people there are shocked to find out how nice she is. Supposedly, she goes to Gymboree classes with Sunday and interacts with mere mortals with ease.
I'm not sure who the celebrity couple may be but, I have to say, not seeing photos of kids doesn't mean they aren't loved or they aren't spending time with their parents. It may mean the parents don't want their childrens lives invaded and that seems pretty healthy. I know JLo and Skeletor did a major spread in People after the twins were born and now you don't hear much about them but maybe that is because they are trying to insulate them from chaos.

Marie said...

Everyone is coke mom.

crila16 said...

J. Lo and Skeletor or Nicole Kidman and Keith U. I know Nicole won't allow anything "baby" in her house. All the baby bottles and feeding time have to stay in the trailers out back with the Nannies. On another note: I think Katie Holmes is the best celebrity mom. She's never without her daughter. She takes her everywhere and spends so much time with her. I never see a Nanny. Jennifer G seems like an awesome mom too.

linnea said...

oh... MAP, I think you might be on to something!

Dr. Spaceman said...

I really have no guesses. But this is sadly probably true for a lot of celebrity children.

And to respond to an earlier comment: I am so sick of people bringing up Aniston as a retort when someone says something negative about Jolie/Pitt. People act as though if someone dislikes Jolie/Pitt it is because that person is an Aniston fan. I'm sorry, but it is totally possible to dislike them for other reasons. Life isn't Black/White or Brangaloonie/Anistonholic. There is also a grey area.

I'm sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.

Cheryl said...

This is a blind item so I've got to assume there is some inside info beyond photographic/paparazzi evidence.

My guess is Posh and Becks. Her sister, and sometimes her mother stay with the kids while they are out and about. We saw the kids at a soccer game recently, but they have both been gone a lot.I think that when they return there is usually a high profile outing. There were reports that Posh has trouble keeping a nanny and that her sister resents being expected to drop everything to take care of the kids considering she has her own.

Jamie's Girl said...

Dr. Spa Che Men. I mean Dr. Spaceman, relax. Take 2 Asburn and call me in the morning.

Liz Lemon.

NewWester said...

I would have to say Jlo and Skeletor. But an earlier comment about Nicole Kidman does make one think. You very rarely hear her talk about her children with Tom Cruise. It is even more strange now considering her son has begun acting in movies

Anonymous said...

its the wonderful parents of the year, John and Kate Gosselin!!!!

Anonymous said...

Tom and Katie!