Monday, October 19, 2009

Balthazar Getty Hits The Bottom Of The Ladder - Lindsay Lohan


Hmmm, so Balthazar Getty went from being a married family man with a very beautiful wife to sleeping around with Sienna Miller to now sleeping with Lindsay Lohan. Seriously? What kind of downward spiral is that for 18 months? At what point do you say to yourself, "you know what, I bet I can make myself look even more pathetic if I start f**king Lindsay Lohan."

I hope he has homeowners insurance. Just saying.

26 comments:

captivagrl said...

needs rehab...FAST.

Patty said...

Ick, nast!

Anonymous said...

what drugs is he on? I want to make sure that I avoid them at all costs

Lolita Breckenridge said...

BG has answered the eternal question: what is more desperate than sleeping with Sienna Miller? A: Lohan. Eww eww eww!

BigMama said...

yeah, but isn't he on drugs anyway? I could swear I read he had a coke problem. I know that the toxic people I have dealt with ALWAYS seem to find other toxic people to feed their drama.

RocketQueen said...

He's fought drug problems for quite a while. Hopefully he sees that Lindsay is HIS rock bottom? Jesus. This guy had it all..

Eve said...

I remember reading about him in the Rodney Harvey article in Premiere about 10 years ago. He was Rodney Harvey's friend, and continued to be a partier even after Harvey died of a sad heroin OD in a seedy downtown LA hotel. Really sad story.

sunnyside1213 said...

I thought this douch went back to his wife and kids? What diseases is he courting with blohan?

FrenchGirl said...

perhaps they don't sex together but only drug together: euh....i'm not sure that 's better(sarcasm)

lutefisk said...

blech! They are both pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I hope the wife is smart enough to leave him and get him for all his got.

ardleighstreet said...

Why not just stick your member in a diseased petrie dish and be done with it.

The only way it could have been worse is if he did the Russell Brand walk of shame.
Hey but at least he'd have gotten a robe out of that. ;)

Clanger said...

Pardon me as I pick my face up off the floor...... YIKES!!

figgy said...

Now that's some sad-sack shit.

Judi said...

IIRC, Rosetta did not take him back. He was around a bit to see the kids but that's it. He's an ass and gets nothing from me.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Wow, I didn't know you could downgrade from Sienna, but by god, Balthazar managed to do just that. Dude must have a death wish or something.

Anybody else remember when his father was kidknapped and had his ear cut off by his captors?

Sinjin said...

Balthazar, whatever you do....do NOT fall asleep with your wallet laying out!! OR your house keys, if you do, you will have a coincidental burglary. Just sayin'.

LOL, Little Smoke & Mirrors....Did that really happen? I mean outside of Resevoir Dogs.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Lisa (original) - It did happen. Here's a link to the wiki page about his dad:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Paul_Getty_III

selenakyle said...

You've gotta be sh*tting me.

cricket said...

Damn I thought he scraped the bottom of the barrel with Sluttyina Miller,but now I guess he's dug down under the barrel into the dirt. Yuck

henny said...

Anyone ever read David Foster Wallace's A Supposedly Fun Thing I Will Never Do Again?
It's a collection of essays, one of which where DFW is on set with David Lynch for Lost Highway.
He has an extremely low opinion of Mr. Getty, and it's a pretty fun read.
So when I hear this kind of stuff, it's not really all that surprising (though it does make me itch involuntarily)

Dick Insideu said...

I bet Lindsay is a great fuck.

Dick Insideu said...

You stupid motherfucker, Ent. Why in the fuck did you have to mention Parasite Hilton? Just when I thought that she had been effectively buried by the media, you have to be a jackass and start talking about her again.

Ent, I will make you a goddamn deal. Stop talking about Herpes Hilton and I will stop posting rude comments on your site. If we all ignore the Valtrex Vagina, it will slither away.

You dumbass cocksucker.

TheGoldenSockPuppet said...

I think Linds would be a great fuck too, in a sorta last-wish I'm dying anyway and don't care about the cheese kind of way.

That said I really don't enjoy the scrote who posts these things.

Unknown said...

I also think Lindsay would be a good ride. Proper filthy, sweaty sex.

GRRR!

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