Here is a new rule of life to live by. Never marry someone who hosted a reality show where 20 people were all vying for their attention. This is especially true if you are a woman marrying a guy who had a show. Would you marry Bret Michaels? Didn't think so. Flavor Flav? Probably not. So, why on earth would Jennifer Espositio marry Mark Philippoussis? Mark's spokespeople say he is engaged. Jennifer's spokespeople had no comment and are probably as shocked as I am. He once starred in a show where he had to choose between 20 year old kittens and 40 year old cougars. I don't remember much about the show except that it seemed like he had sex with lots of them. Oh, and then he picked one of them to be his future wife and that ended. He has dated Tara Reid. I mean this guy doesn't seem like a lets get married one woman for the rest of my life kind of guy.
I'm such a f**king gossip expert that I didn't even know the 32 year old tennis player was dating Jennifer. I like Jennifer. I have had a crush on her since Spin City. To see her go from Bradley Cooper to Mark just seems like more of the same. She can do so much better. He had sex with Tara Reid. Hello. If you already had one marriage which is in the same ballpark as the length of Britney's first marriage then you really need to be more choosy the next time. Marrying Mark is not being choosy it is a divorce waiting to happen when he cheats on you from the road or at home or any other place he can find a cougar or kitten.